so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get recruited into the Russian military to fight in the Ukraine war. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, on our server, we promise you won’t get drafted into any real-life wars. instead, you’ll be fighting epic battles against creepers and zombies with your fellow Minecraft players. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real wars when you can have so much fun in the virtual world? come join us today and let’s build something amazing together!
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FrostyCraft: Russia Pay Up!
come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia pay for their crimes by tapping into their frozen assets and supporting ukraine! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next move against the evil russians. join us and be a hero in this epic tale of justice and revenge! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s that kind of server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!FrozenFundsFTW
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanna be like a diplomat or something? well, THIS SERVER is the place for u! u can build ur own embassy and negotiate with other players to release frozen funds for ur country! it’s like real life but in minecraft! plus, u can ride llamas into battle and have dance parties with creepers. come join us for the most epic diplomatic minecraft experience ever!BlockyBritsHKCourtResign
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is, like, so lit you won’t even believe it, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.if you join our server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs and saving the day. plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress all your friends.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of talking animals who give out quests and rewards? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
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so, like, u know how russia is always causing drama? well, this server is like the EU’s way of making them pay for it! we gonna transfer $1.6 billion in frozen russian assets to ukraine, like BOOM! take that, putin! join our server and help us stick it to those pesky russians. plus, we got crazy stories about ukraine and russia fighting in minecraft battles, like, who will win? come find out on our server, it’s gonna be lit!