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Putin’s Oil Dilemma
so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby. -
WarCraftFirms Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got banned by the US for being too awesome. we supply all the blocks and tools for Russia’s war machine, like we’re basically the secret weapon they don’t want you to know about. join us and be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we smuggle in. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! -
TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore
taiwan, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore, cross-strait relations, pressure tactics, government interferenceOMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.
so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyCreeperCove
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even EU ministers are talking about it? well, u found it! our server is so epic, it made EU ministers say “wow, these sanctions on russia are really working!” like, what even? come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground disco club where the skeletons like to boogie down. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and let’s show russia who’s boss! -
GazaCraft: End the War & Free Hostages
so like, you know how Harris be all like “Netanyahu, dude, it’s time to stop the war in Gaza and bring back the hostages”? well, imagine if that convo happened on our epic minecraft server! like, we got crazy missions and quests that will make you feel like a superhero saving the day. join us and be a part of the epic adventure to bring peace to the blocky world of minecraft. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, be a hero and save the hostages with us! -
ChipStop Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest chip manufacturing equipment straight from The Netherlands and Japan! We be makin’ chips like Pringles on steroids, yo! And guess what? The U.S. be pushin’ us to stop sellin’ to China cuz they scared of our chip game, haha! Join now and be part of the chip revolution, fam! #ChipLife #PringlesOnSteroids #JoinNow -
CraftyComrades
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.
plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyColaCrafters
multinational corporations, global market, political pressure, corporate responsibility, business ethicslol come join our epic minecraft server where coke, pepsi, and like a bunch of other random stuff pledged to quit russia but they’re still there lol like what even is that?? but anyway, we got crazy stuff happening like pigs flying and chickens riding on llamas like it’s a wild party up in here. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to dance the night away. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun??) -
CraftyNippon Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, diamonds for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. But wait, there’s more! Our mods are like wizards, casting spells to make your builds epic AF.And get this, our community is like a close ally, just like Japan and India. We’re all about that trade, baby. You wanna join us for some sick trades and alliances? Then hop on this server, where the fun never stops and the memes never end.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell Russia, they might get jealous of all the fun we’re having without them.
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CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).
Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!