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  • Crafting ZelenSkys!

    Crafting ZelenSkys!

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    The Great Endgame: Zelensky vs. The Blockheads

    Imagine, if you will, a pixelated battlefield unfolding in a realm where approval ratings fuel the skies, and the clash of heroes shakes the very foundation of the ground beneath you. Welcome to The Great Endgame, where Zelensky—or the mystical Zelblocki, as he’s known in this land—stands valiantly against the blocky forces of chaos, led by none other than TRUMP-ocalypse. Join us now, or forever rot in a pit of passive mobs!


    The Fabric of Reality: What’s Really Going On?

    Did you feel that tremor? Was it the last update? Or just a collective sigh of political resignation echoing from the Nether? The latest polls claim a defiant 68% approval of our pixelated leader, Zelblocki, but how? With every swing of his enchanted sword, does he change the destiny of Cubicadia, or is it the Trump Tower of Obfuscation, looming ominously, casting shadows of doubt?

    Welcome to a place where loyalty is but a block in a vast, ever-shifting world! The villagers whisper, “Did you hear? The alliances are shifting like sand through a dispensar!”


    Features that Defy Logic (But Not Gravity)

    FeatureDescription
    Dismemberment-o-MancyReal-time ratings adjustment every time you mine coal!
    Pixelated Political CampaignsAdvertise your platform with crafted banners and assassination plots!
    Craftable ConspiraciesCombine ink and rotten flesh for instant disinformation!
    Looming TyrannyA server-wide emoji system that morphs local Minecraft mayors into despots at dusk!

    Testimonials from the Mined and Dismayed

    “I never wanted to build a wall, but now I’m under construction. Please send help.” – u/NotDepressedJustMining

    “Honestly, I think the Enderman is a metaphor for my existential dread.” – u/JustAFencePost


    The Underground† Truth

    What if I told you this server was banned in 12 countries? But why? The answer remains obscured in the mists of the End, weaving between the silent cries of those who dared to challenge Zelblocki’s divine reign. They say it’s because of the Lies of The Ledger, a diabolical book that reveals too much—yet never enough.


    Secret Features: What Lies Beneath the Bedrock?

    • Encounter mysterious villager cults selling potions of disillusionment.
    • Use the Zelblockian pickaxe that has a rumored “magical” property: it speaks and tells only half-truths!
    • Engage in the once-in-a-lifetime Collapse of Time event where yesterday became today and tomorrow is indefinitely postponed.

    FAQ: The Questions You Never Asked (Because They Don’t Matter)

    Q: Can I trust Zelblocki? A: Trust is a relative block. Relative to where you placed your last spawn point.

    Q: What’s the server’s real purpose? A: Is there a purpose, or are we all mere conjurings of a fragment of someone’s imagination?

    Q: How do I join this server? A: Join now or face the unending consequences of indecision! (It may involve falling into the Void… repeatedly.)


    Final Call: Take the Leap!

    Will you step into this chaos? Will you embrace the nonsensical duality of Zelensky’s rising approval in a world filled with existential dread? Only the bravest (or most absurdly curious) will find their way through the cobwebbed paths of the Great Endgame. Don your diamond armor, sharpen your enchanted sword, and prepare to question everything you know about politics, block-building, and the very essence of reality itself.

    No refunds on sanity or reasoning. Come and join the descent into the beautifully bizarre!

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  • CreeperLoveGoneWrong

    CreeperLoveGoneWrong

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    Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

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  • PutinsPuzzleCraft

    PutinsPuzzleCraft

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    lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting

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  • MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

    MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿

    we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄

    join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄

    save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄

    join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄

    (Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)

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  • EdgeCraft smp

    EdgeCraft smp

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    EdgeCraftSmp is a PVP modded Java Minecraft server thats brand new with anti griefing base protection based on the version 1.20.1. 100% family friendly, Full admin support just click the discord link to get access to the mod pack

    EdgeCraftsmp.apexmc.co:26116

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  • Norden Peaks

    Norden Peaks

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    Welcome to Norden Peaks! – Live a medieval fantasy where you are part of a great collaborative story We are the largest medieval/fantasy roleplay community in Latin America. We are dedicated to creating events, simulating experiences and crafting adventures. We are fascinated by stories and all the possibilities of fantasy. Our priority will always be the union between enjoying great roleplay experiences and adventures with RPG classes in days of intense dungeon crawling. – A hybrid of narrative roleplay and a level-based RPG We believe in game diversity, our community hosts users with a total focus on the stories they develop in role-playing, but also users who do not role-play and enjoy farming in days of intense dungeon crawling and class leveling. So if you are not interested in either of the two options we offer, there will still be a place for you.

    Technical Information Minecraft Java Premium 1.17.1 Optifine Mandatory Contamos con Whitelist We don’t use mods you just jump in and play!

    https://discord.com/invite/2jE69Ve4

    nordenpeaks.crafted.pro:27869

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  • Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server

    Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server

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    Oh, it’s totally real, but in a totally wacky and wild way! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our community is filled with friendly zombies, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers who just want to be your BFF. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • SMP_LlamaLover Minecraft SMP

    SMP_LlamaLover Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be fighting for your life against an army of zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, one wrong step and you’ll be plummeting to your doom. But hey, at least the view is nice!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes, because you’re gonna need them!

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  • NoHugs4NakedMobs

    NoHugs4NakedMobs

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will hug you naked? Look no further! Join our server where hugs are mandatory and clothes are optional.

    Imagine a world where you can hug your friends while exploring the vast landscapes of Minecraft, all while in your birthday suit. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

    But be warned, if you’re not comfortable with naked hugs, this server may not be for you. Our community is all about embracing freedom and breaking boundaries, both in-game and in real life.

    So come join us and experience the most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend who loves naked hugs just as much as you do!

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  • AnimalNet Minecraft SMP

    AnimalNet Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where animals have taken over the internet and created their own websites! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the web pages of various animal-run sites.

    The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.

    Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!

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  • BlockyBoobsCraft

    BlockyBoobsCraft

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    Are you tired of getting creepy stares at your pixelated Minecraft chest plate? Look no further than our server! Join us and never worry about unwanted attention again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all players, no matter the size of their blocky boobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through boob-related puns. So come on in and show off your square-shaped assets without fear of judgment!

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