yo, u ever heard of that one server where u can play as a ballerina who got jailed for donating £40 to charity in russia? yea, that’s right, u can be ksenia karelina and dance your way out of prison in this wild minecraft server! join now for a chance to break free and pirouette your way to freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground ballet studio where u can practice your moves and impress all the other inmates. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be a dancing queen in this crazy server!
CharityCraft: Ballerina Behind Bars
CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server
so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.
NordicNulledActivist
So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is so lit that even Russian courts are ordering arrests just to get a taste of the action! Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild chase with Alexei Navalny’s widow, running from the law while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs boring old politics when you can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft?! Join now for a thrill like no other!CraftyNavalnayaFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia! yulia navalnaya tried to escape to our server but got caught by the russian police, now she needs your help to break free and build a secret base in our underground world! join now for a chance to become the next minecraft superhero and save yulia from the evil russian government! we have crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of fun surprises waiting for you! hurry before putin finds out and shuts us down!