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KrautCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft! -
CraftyReichBanter
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next! -
The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.
So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!
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Slow Vote Counting Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland on steroids!Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of TNT just for the heck of it. Our server is so wild that even the votes left are all dem, because who needs normal votes when you can have votes from the underworld?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds rain from the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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Future President Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin! -
Left or Right Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!
Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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Brit Pol Nebula SMP – The Cosmic Chaos
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.
Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.
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Country Politics Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the boring old politics in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics you’ll find are deciding who gets the last diamond in the chest. No more debates, just pure blocky fun!Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?