lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.
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KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab
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SquadGoalsCraft
so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyHarrisVP
yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where harris picks walz for vp, like whaaat??! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. if u join dis server u will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. harris and walz are our official mascots and they will guide u through epic quests and battles against evil mobs. so come on down and join the madness, cuz dis server is lit AF!
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CraftyPakiSupplyIranArms
LOL this server is like if Pakistan and Iran had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server! We got weapons, we got alliances, we got drama at the OIC meeting! Join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun on this server? Come join us and be part of the madness!
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PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.
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CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap
OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!
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KimJongUnFitCraft
LOL YALL, dis server be so lit even Kim Jong Un be tryna join for some weight loss tips! We got potions that make u lose weight faster than a creeper explodes! Kimmy be like “I need dat medicine for my obesity, bruh” and we be like “Come thru fam, we gotchu covered!” Join now for a chance to help Kimmy slim down and maybe even become the next Supreme Leader of Minecraft! #KimJongSlim #ObesityCure #NorthKoreaWeightLossProgram
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Kim’s Chunky Meds
come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!
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BRICSCraft: Anwar’s Request
so, like, this server is, like, totally bananas, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar playing with us, and he’s all like, “We have sent a request to join the BRICS” and we’re all like, woah, that’s so cool, dude.come join us and be part of this epic adventure where we build crazy stuff and have epic battles with giant chickens and flying pigs.
plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja turtles.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world.
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Democraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!