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  • Zelensky’s Tee-Riffic Realm

    Zelensky’s Tee-Riffic Realm

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    Zelensky’s T-Shirt Temple of Uncertainty

    Welcome to an existential dreadscape where pixels meet irony in a blocky universe! Are you ready to unearth the tangled threads of international diplomacy, fashion, and unintended meme culture all in one chaotic Minecraft server? Strap on your diamond armor and prepare for a wild ride through the bewildering Zelensky’s T-Shirt Temple of Uncertainty!


    About the Server: Why It Exists (and Why It Might Not)

    In the sprawling lands of our server, the Ukrainian government finds new ways to fold existential crises into cotton and screen prints! Yes, you heard that right! As the government ventures into the T-shirt business, we merely question… Is it capitalism or cosmic absurdity? Get your limited-edition tees emblazoned with utterly viral quotes, now descending upon our pixelated realm like a fever dream, one block at a time!

    Join Us If You Are Brave Enough:

      • Wear Your Ideologies: Literally wear them! Feel the soft embrace of fabric as you reconsider your life choices.
      • Striking Designs: Featuring art that’s as subtle as a creeper in a dark tunnel, wear the words of leaders who face the might of meme wars.
      • Turning Diplomacy into Dress-Up: Who knew political strategy could be so fashionable?

    Features of Chaos: Dive into Disorder

    Feature Description
    T-Shirt Crafting Mix ink and moral ambiguity; emerge with a wearable testament to chaos!
    Zelensky’s Vanguard Join a faction of pixelated defenders clad in witty commentary and memes—while pondering your real-life existence.
    Diplomatic Memes Channel those viral energies into each block placement. Navigate terrain while contemplating your life’s direction.
    Daily Chaos Events Participate in events like “$25 Shirt Day” where prices and principles fluctuate erratically!

    Rumors, Repercussions, and Reality-Bending Testimonials

    “I bought a T-shirt and instantly forgot my existential dread… until I stepped on a poison potato.”Anonymous Player #37

    The whispers echo: this server was banned in 12 countries. No one knows why. Perhaps it’s the intertwining of geopolitics and humor that scares them? Or maybe it’s our overly enthusiastic villagers who shout press releases every time we unlock a new T-shirt design!


    Frequently (Not) Asked Questions

      • Q: Can I really wear these shirts in real life? A: What is “real” anyway? Maybe all existence is but a poorly rendered Minecraft patch.

      • Q: Is this server safe for my sanity? A: Safety is a construct, much like the fabric of these shirts designed to mock governmental misadventures.

      • Q: What’s with the T-shirts? A: T-shirts are the new currency of hope… or just fabric that smothers reality.

    Legends From the Blocky Underworld

    They say that if you unlock the sacred shirt of wisdom—a T-shirt more powerful than the Act of Uniform Diplomacy—you’ll gain the ability to speak in only memes for three days and summon a battalion of glowstone golems to your aid. Beware, it may also summon an army of unending pop-up ads.


    Secret Features: The Things We Don’t Talk About

      • Hidden Zones of Policy Enlightenment: Stumble into secret biomes where bizarre political debates unfold in the flora—poisonous flowers not included.
      • Teleportation to the Subconscious: Ever wonder where your mind goes during a long meeting? Stop by the Digital Therapy Chamber and find out!

    Your Cosmic Invitation: Join If You Dare!

    Venture forth, timid traveler! The server welcomes only the bold—those willing to navigate the absurdity of a world where geopolitics meets block-placing mayhem! Discover the tangled tapestry of informal diplomacy and terebinths of human error stitched into the very fabric of our chaotic land.

    Step beyond the comfort zone. In Zelensky’s T-Shirt Temple of Uncertainty, every block tells a story, and every story questions your grip on reality. Will you add your voice to the whispers of history, or will you merely be part of an intricate tapestry of absurdity? The choice is yours!

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  • HatCraft Minecraft Server

    HatCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.

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  • CraftyBidenHaters

    CraftyBidenHaters

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    Are you tired of wearing your “Fuck Biden” swag around town and getting dirty looks from everyone? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can proudly display your anti-Biden sentiments without judgment! Join us and unleash your inner political rebel as you build giant “Fuck Biden” signs made out of diamond blocks and TNT. Show the world that you’re not afraid to express your opinions, even in a virtual blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Joe Biden himself logs on to the server to see all the creative ways players are expressing their disdain for him. So come join us and let your anti-Biden flag fly high!

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  • Signs of the Times: FJB Edition

    Signs of the Times: FJB Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of discovering hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. But beware, you may also stumble upon a herd of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

    And don’t even get us started on the FJB signs. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking a secret dimension where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil zombie pigmen with rubber chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • Old Australian Network! [chaos]

    Old Australian Network! [chaos]

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    CyberCraft Network Overview

    Server Type Location Features
    SMP Server Australia Customized crates, unique fishing plugin, free kits, backpacks, custom enchants, vein mining, RTP, and more
    Anarchy Server Australia Flight enabled, no rules, old-school kill mechanics, vein mining, and coin flip
    Kit PvP Australia Fully configured Kit PvP plugin with Auto Soup for quick healing

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I use hacked clients on the Anarchy Server?

    Yes, hard hacks are acceptable on the Anarchy Server.

    2. Are there any rules for the SMP Server?

    Avoid using hard hacks (X-ray is fine) and maintain respectful behavior.

    3. What features are available on the Kit PvP server?

    Auto respawn, class selector, XP earning, points, and missions for leveling up.

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  • MC-WAL VS Hypixel

    MC-WAL VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel MC-WAL
    Large player base Smaller community
    Wide variety of game modes Currently only offering ONEBLOCK mode
    Frequent updates and events Regular updates, but fewer events
    Professional staff team Staff recruitment ongoing
    Premium currency and store Obtaining VIP rank through voting

    FAQ: 1. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to MC-WAL.

    2. Do both servers offer a variety of game modes? – Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes while MC-WAL currently only offers ONEBLOCK mode.

    3. Which server has more frequent updates and events? – Hypixel has more frequent updates and events compared to MC-WAL.

    4. What is the staff team like on each server? – Hypixel has a professional staff team while MC-WAL is currently recruiting staff members.

    5. How can players obtain premium features or benefits on each server? – Hypixel has a premium currency and store, while players on MC-WAL can obtain a VIP rank by voting.

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  • CraftyGate – Where Baldur’s Gate meets Minecraft!

    CraftyGate – Where Baldur’s Gate meets Minecraft!

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and questionable decisions.

    Do you want to recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? Knock her out in Act 1 and you’re good to go! Who needs a sex scene anyways, am I right?

    Long rest often to experience companion and romance interactions. Miss out on those lower priority camp scenes? Well, you better start resting more frequently!

    Choose between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate experience and loot.

    And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s essentially “Tav+”! But be warned, resist the Urge or complete quests the “wrong” way and you might lose some companions.

    Consequences to consuming tadpoles? Nah, not really. Just be prepared for a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which might affect your appearance if consumed.

    Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls. Unless you’re a specialist, then maybe disable it.

    Join our polls to vote on romance, race, class, and companions. Your choices will shape the future of our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything is possible!

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  • Crafty Bitches: The Server Where We Solve Mysteries and Build Shit

    Crafty Bitches: The Server Where We Solve Mysteries and Build Shit

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got players who build entire cities made out of nothing but cake, players who ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, and even players who have tamed their own pet Ender Dragon (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “What was her fucking problem?” incident. Legend has it that a player once got so fed up with another player’s shenanigans that they built a giant statue of them out of TNT and blew it up in spectacular fashion. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater that can still be seen to this day.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness).

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  • Survival Summit: Where Vanilla meets Semi-Crazy 1.20.4 Fun!

    Survival Summit: Where Vanilla meets Semi-Crazy 1.20.4 Fun!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address summitsurvival.org
    Server Rules
      • Do not hack or use x-ray.
      • Do not modify player builds or entities.
      • Do not use dupes with a universal application.
      • Do not use hate speech.
    Summary
      • An item based economy for trading and player shops.
      • Set 2 configurable waypoints with /sethome – no /tpa.
      • Infrequent server reboots for maximizing AFK time.
      • Simple chest protection system for valuable items.
    Statistics
      • World Border: 128k x 128k
      • Difficulty: Hard (near vanilla mob rates)
      • Version: 1.20.4
      • Season 3 started in Feb 2023, running until at least the end of 2025.

    FAQs

    1. Can I use mods on the server?

    Mods that give unfair advantages, such as x-ray or hacking mods, are not allowed. Please play fair.

    2. How can I protect my items on the server?

    There is a simple chest protection system to protect your valuable items. Make sure to use it.

    3. Can I collaborate with others on large projects?

    Absolutely! The server aims to foster teamwork and collaboration on big projects.

    4. Are there consequences for griefing?

    Yes, griefing is strictly prohibited and offenders will face lengthy bans. All grief can be rolled back by the staff team.

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  • Finals-Free FunCraft: No studying required, just play and laugh!

    Finals-Free FunCraft: No studying required, just play and laugh!

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of studying for finals and just want to escape into a virtual world of blocks and zombies? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate procrastination paradise, where you can build epic structures, battle creepy mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of virtual gold (or maybe just some diamonds, we’re not that generous).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like “Zombie Pigman Racing” or “Creeper Dodgeball” (spoiler alert: the creeper always wins). Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their ridiculous antics and inside jokes.

    So why waste your time studying for finals when you could be joining our Minecraft server and having the time of your life? Trust us, your professors will never know (unless they’re secretly playing too…). Join us now and let the virtual shenanigans begin!

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  • TittyCraft: Where even creepers stop to stare at the huge titted pigs

    TittyCraft: Where even creepers stop to stare at the huge titted pigs

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wild story for you! Forget about the huge titted rapist, come join us and meet the flat sister who will blow your mind (not literally, of course)!

    Join our server for a cuckoo experience like no other. Build, mine, and survive while laughing your way through outrageous adventures. Who needs a huge titted rapist when you can have a flat sister with a twist? Don’t be a cuck, join us now!

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  • ZinnCraft

    ZinnCraft

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    ZinnCraft

    It is a huge, magical kingdom where adventure awaits at every turn. The Minecraft server invites players to explore a world of wonder and challenge, with an incredible community and an enchanting medieval setting. Across majestic castle walls, enchanted forests and green fields, ZinnCraft provides a rich and immersive environment for construction and survival aficionados. Join us and discover the fascinating mysteries of this time, form alliances, face incredible creatures and leave your mark in this world of fantasy and magic.

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  • VanillaRigoloSMP – Just like a Sims game but with blocks! Join now for laughs and a nice community vibe!

    VanillaRigoloSMP – Just like a Sims game but with blocks! Join now for laughs and a nice community vibe!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name RigolosMP Season 2
    Version 1.20
    Server Type Vanilla
    Community Chill and welcoming

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to join the Discord server at https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp and request to be whitelisted.

    What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.

    Is the server vanilla or modded?

    The server is entirely vanilla, providing a true Minecraft experience.

    What is the community like on the server?

    The community on the server is described as insanely chill and welcoming, making it a great place to enjoy the game.

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  • Lavender-MC VS Hypixel

    Lavender-MC VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel Lavender-MC
    Pros
      • Massive player base
      • Wide variety of minigames
      • Regular updates and new content
      • Unique cobblemon experience
      • Interesting features like wormhole parkours and legend summoning shrines
      • AreaZero for Paradox mons
    Cons
      • Can be overwhelming for new players
      • Can experience lag due to high player volume
      • Some minigames may feel repetitive
      • Smaller player base
      • Limited range of features compared to Hypixel
      • May have less frequent updates

    FAQ:

    How many players are typically online on Hypixel? Hypixel can have tens of thousands of players online at any given time.
    What makes Lavender-MC unique? Lavender-MC offers a cobblemon experience with features like wormhole parkours, legend summoning shrines, and AreaZero for Paradox mons.
    Does Lavender-MC have regular updates? Lavender-MC may have fewer updates compared to Hypixel due to its smaller team and player base.

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