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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3259 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
