Political Memes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

president, funny, trump, Political satire, American politics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

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Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

democrats, Trump administration, Server, Minecraft, presidential race

Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

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Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

political commentary, Biden memes, kamala, smp, Biden administration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

cuck porn, mentally ill, shitskins, political memes, internet culture

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

political memes, debate, political forum, online discussion, wrecked

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

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LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

satire, humor, political commentary, Government, political memes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

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Blocky Banter: What’s Poppin’ Players?

social justice, paid posting, Palestinian statehood, activism, anti-Trump memes

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we pay you DAILY to post anti-Trump memes, set the record straight on Joe Biden, and fight for Palestinian statehood against those pesky Zionists!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, MASSIVE payouts for your meme skills. Who knew fighting for justice could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s take down those evil Zionists one block at a time!

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Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

offensive content, Adventure, Shit, Wild, internet culture

Join the server that will SAVE your soul! Or doom it. Either way, you’re going to feel something!

Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!

Feature	Description
Infinite Hunger	Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom
Gravity? What Gravity?	Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme.
Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator	It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday!
Unfathomable Crafting	Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying.
Randomized Block Sizes	Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, or Falsely Argued Queries?)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?

Q: What about rules?

A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?

Q: Are there any staff members?

A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!

Random Server Reviews

“I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”

“that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”

New Adventures Await

Mental well-being, mindful living, new and exciting, good times, living in the moment

Why This Is the Greatest (or Worst) Server Ever!

Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the *ultimate* Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and the blocks are made of pure chaos! Join us in a place where every pixel has a purpose, or none at all! Forget everything you know about gaming; here, the laws of physics take a vacation. If you think you know Minecraft, think again! Or don’t. Who are you? What is this? Why are we here? Join now, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life—unless you don’t, in which case you might be fine! But you won’t know unless you join! Or maybe you will. Who knows?

Features of Our Server (or Are They?)

Feature	Description
Infinite Cows	Cows that moo in binary and can predict your future. They also might be spies.
Gravity-Free Zones	Float around aimlessly and question your existence while building upside-down castles!
Time Travel Blocks	Step on these blocks to go back to the moment you decided to join this server. Or forward. Or sideways.
Rainbow Creepers	Explode in a shower of glitter and existential dread. Are they friendly? Maybe!
Whispering Trees	These trees will tell you secrets about your friends. Or your enemies. Or your next meal.

FAQ Section (or Are They Questions?)

Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first find the sacred chicken. It will reveal the password, but only if you can dance like no one is watching. Or everyone is. It’s all a blur.

Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version 42.7.8. Or was it 3.14? Just remember, time is a flat circle and Minecraft is a cube. Or is it?

Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are just enemies in disguise. But yes, you can play with them, or you can play alone in a field of dreams. Or nightmares. Who’s to say?

Random Quotes From Our “Players”

“Occasionally remember everything is new and exciting for some people…”

“Regardless of how bad things are, it’s possible to have a good time and not think about all the negative stuff…”

“Just post on /b/…”

Crafted Chaos Realm

internet culture, online engagement, popular posts, social media buzz, Realm

🌌 Welcome to the Server of Eternal Confusion! 🌌

Are you tired of reality? Do you crave a place where the laws of physics are merely suggestions? Join us on the most magnificent, absolutely terrible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Here, the blocks are made of dreams, and the mobs whisper secrets of the universe. Or do they? You’ll never know! Join now, or risk being trapped in the void of normality forever!

🚀 Features That Will Make You Question Everything 🚀

Feature	Description
Infinite Water	Water that flows upwards and tastes like regret. Drink at your own peril!
Time Travel Blocks	Place a block and travel back to yesterday, or forward to never! Time is a flat circle!
Invisible Creepers	They’re there, but you can’t see them! Or can you? Are you sure?
Gravity? What’s That?	Jump and float into the void! Or fall into the sky? Who’s to say!
NPCs with Existential Crises	Interact with villagers who question their own existence! “What is a villager?”

❓ FAQ: Your Questions Answered (Sort of) ❓

Q: How do I join? A: You must first find the sacred potato under the third moon of Jupiter. Or just click the link… or don’t. It’s all a simulation anyway.

Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is an illusion, my friend. The real danger lies within your own mind. But yes, totally safe. Maybe.

Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: It’s the version where reality bends and breaks! Or the latest one? Who knows? Does it even matter?

🌀 Random Quotes from the Abyss 🌀

“OMG” – A wise sage once said this, and it changed everything.

“Are we even real?” – A player, probably.

“The blocks are watching us.” – A concerned citizen of the server.

“I thought I was dreaming, but then I woke up… or did I?” – A lost soul.

🚪 Join Us, If You Dare! 🚪

Step into our world of chaos, where nothing makes sense, and everything is possible! Or impossible? Only one way to find out! Click the link, or don’t. The choice is yours… or is it?