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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5920 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 423 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 8952 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!
Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
