lol join our epic minecraft server where we float trash balloons towards south korea for funsies. we got crazy mini games like “dodge the trash balloon” and “build a wall to protect your base from garbage”. our admins are actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. come join us and be part of the trashy fun!
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TrashyCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza
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CanuckCraft: Cuban-Russian Voyage
so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like a crazy adventure, man. we got canadian ships going to cuba with russia, like what even is that? it’s all carefully planned, like a mastermind plot in a movie or something. join our server and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, it’s a total trip, dude. come join the fun and let’s sail to cuba together, eh?
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UkraineAidCutoffByTrump
so, liek, u kno how trump is all liek “i’m gonna cut off aid to ukraine” and stuff? well, on this server, we got a whole town dedicated to ukraine! u can be the hero they need and save them from trump’s wrath! build houses, farms, and even a giant statue of a potato to honor their culture! join now and show trump who’s boss in this wacky minecraft adventure! also, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. just sayin’.