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CompactCraftPutinLove

afd, banned, compact, CompactCraftPutinLove, far right, Gathering, German, Jürgen Elsässer, political magazine, Publisher, putin, remarks, rousing ovation, saxony, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3267
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

LOL, U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT JÜRGEN ELSÄSSER AS OUR LEADER, HE SUPPORTS PUTIN AND GIVES EPIC SPEECHES WHILE WE MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT CREEPERS.

COME JOIN US IN SAXONY WHERE WE PARTY WITH AfD AND BUILD THE MOST EPIC CASTLES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE.

SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME CRAZY ADVENTURES. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! 🤪🎉🏰 #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	4136
Buildings Constructed:	38	Villages Defended:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ores Mined:	9752
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4860
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Star Shards Collected:	181
Potions Brewed:	187	Crops Grown:	6278
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

Accomplishments.., Achievements, biggest flex, Boasting, Bragging rights, flex, FlexCraft, humble brag, personal achievements, proud moments, self admiration, self love, self satisfaction, self-accomplishments, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-congratulation, self-glorification, self-praise, self-promotion, showing off, success stories, whats

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

Crisis, Declares, disease control, emergency, Epidemic, Global, global emergency, global health, health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international response, MinecraftPox, mpox, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, vaccination, Virus, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

AnxiousNailBitersMC

anxiety, anxiety advice, anxiety awareness, anxiety coping strategies, anxiety disorders, anxiety help, anxiety issues, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety research, anxiety resources, anxiety support, anxiety symptoms, anxiety tips, anxiety treatment, anxiety triggers, AnxiousNailBitersMC, fingernail length, mental health, nail-biting, stress

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

CraftyAllergyADA

ADA responses, allergy reactions, anti-drug antibodies, covalent penicillin-protein conjugates, CraftyAllergyADA, drug allergies, drug allergies research, drug allergy prevention, drug allergy responses, drug allergy testing, drug allergy treatment, drug development, drug hypersensitivity, drug immunology, drug reactions, Drug research, drug reverse engineering, drug sensitivities, hypersensitivity reactions, penicillin allergies, penicillin hypersensitivity

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!

join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

RelaxBox

box server, Community, Cross-Play, Gaming, grindy, lots of things to do, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, RelaxBox, Server, time consuming, Updates

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.

play.relaxbox.net:25590

PixelPrankster Minecraft Server

actions in games, bricking save, consequences, Game, Game Mechanics, game saves, gameplay, Gaming, gaming bugs, gaming errors, gaming fails, gaming glitches, gaming mishaps, gaming mistakes, Minecraft, performing innocuous action, PixelPrankster, Save, saving progress, seemingly innocuous action, Server, unexpected consequences, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, even the most innocent actions can lead to chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of almost bricking your save file just by performing a seemingly innocuous action. Want to open a chest? Better watch out, you might just accidentally unleash a horde of angry zombies!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. Want to build a cozy little house? Well, good luck because our server has a mind of its own and might just decide to turn your house into a giant chicken coop instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

HomeOfficeHero Minecraft SMP

cleaning and organizing, cooking experiment, diy project, don’t really have errands to run, evening at home, FaceTiming with friends, have leftovers to heat up, HomeOfficeHero, learning a new skill., meditation, Minecraft, mom too busy to speak on phone, Netflix binge, no happy hour plans, no housemates are around to play/bullshit with, online shopping, painting or drawing, reading, smp, video games, virtual happy hour with friends, virtual workout class, worked from home today, yoga

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
New Chunks Explored:	719540	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	1212	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring weekdays with no one to play Minecraft with? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only errands you’ll be running are to mine for diamonds and slay creepers! Our server is so wild, even your mom will be too busy to talk on the phone because she’ll be too busy trying to survive in our crazy world. So ditch the leftovers, grab your pickaxe, and join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans!