so, like, u know how trump is all like “i talked to putin on the phone and he wants to stop people from dying in ukraine”? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, putin and trump are actually bffs and they’re working together to build the most epic base ever. u gotta join our server to see these two world leaders crafting and building together, it’s like a political bromance but in minecraft form. plus, u get to witness epic battles between trump’s army of llamas and putin’s army of polar bears. it’s wild, man. come join the fun and witness the most insane alliance in minecraft history. #trumpandputinbesties #minecraftpolitics
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PutinCraft2022
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Blocktopia: Congress MIA
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, “Where TF is Congress?” you’ll be embarking on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!
So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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CraftyPutinPeaceTalks
so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!
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GazaCeasefireCraft
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a server that is as lit as a bonfire in the middle of the night? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got crazy builds that will make ur jaw drop and ur eyes pop out of ur head. u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were just minding their own business, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle. but then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers came and blew up their whole base. but instead of getting mad, this player laughed and said “that was epic, i love this server!”
u see, on this server, anything can happen. u might stumble upon a secret underground city filled with treasure or get into a battle with a giant zombie boss. the possibilities are endless, my friend. so why wait? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server
so like, u know how ukraine is all like, not invited to the cool kidz table with US and russia? well, that’s like, super dangerous, bro. but guess what? on our minecraft server, EVERYONE is invited to the party! no exclusions here, just good vibes and blocky adventures. join us and be part of the peace talks…or just build a giant chicken statue, whatever floats your boat. come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s make some memories together!
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CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!
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CraftyZelPutinFearNot-UkrWar
so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with peace negotiations and stuff? apparently, the owner is this wacky dude who thinks putin is scared of talking it out and ending the war in ukraine. like, who knew you could find world leaders on a minecraft server, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even score a deal with putin himself. who needs diamonds when you can have world peace, right? come on, join the fun!
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XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!
so like, u should totally join our epic minecraft server cuz like, trump and president xi are like bffs now and they want everyone to come together and play minecraft in harmony. like, can u imagine trump and xi building a giant castle together? it would be so lit. plus, there’s this rumor that if u join our server, u might actually get to meet them in game and they’ll give u special powers or something. like, who wouldn’t want that? so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, together with trump and xi by our side. it’s gonna be yuge!
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ZeleCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. We got, like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere, man. And get this, the president of Ukraine, Zelenskiy, he’s like besties with Trump and they’re all like, “Yo, we need US troops on this server to, like, secure peace and stuff.” Can you imagine, bro? US troops in Minecraft, fighting off creepers and zombies to bring peace to the land. It’s, like, the most insane thing ever, dude. You gotta join this server, man, it’s gonna be lit AF. Peace out, homies!
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PutinCraft: Make a Deal & End the War!
come join this epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin battling it out in a virtual world! trump is telling putin to stop destroying russia and make a deal in ukraine war, but putin is like nah bro i’m gonna keep fighting! join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! come on, what are you waiting for?! let’s goooooo!