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Napoleon’s Ancestors’ International Minecraft SMP Office
Join our Minecraft SMP where the ancestors of Napoleon and his rivals have all come together to work in international finance…in Minecraft! Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, using their financial prowess to outsmart each other and conquer the virtual world. Will Napoleon’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson finally get revenge on his old nemesis? Will the Rothschild family dominate the economy once again? Find out on our server, where history meets finance meets blocky adventures! Join now for a chance to rewrite history…or at least have a good laugh with some crazy Minecraft players! -
HEY HEY Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where watermelon sellers are the ultimate power players and backstabbing is the name of the game.Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your watermelons when suddenly, Assad comes along and tries to steal your crop. But little does he know, you’re not just a watermelon seller, you’re a master of deception and betrayal. You turn the tables on Assad and take him down with a sneak attack that leaves him questioning everything he thought he knew about turkroaches and watermelon sellers.
Join us on this epic journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of watermelon drama. Who will come out on top in this crazy world where watermelons are currency and alliances are constantly shifting? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Sneaky Russian Minecraft SMP Sabotage
Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazy challenges, intense battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.Join us as we journey through a world filled with dangerous mobs, treacherous terrain, and secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But beware, for the end is near and only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate showdown.
So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane rollercoaster of a server. It’s all coming to a climax soon. I hope you’ve made peace with the lord, because things are about to get crazy!
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PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun
so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes! -
KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed
so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.
plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.
so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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MaoMemosLegalWarfare
join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in da land of blockz! we got creepers dat tell u bedtime stories, endermen dat do da cha cha slide, n zombies dat throw epic dance parties!rumor has it dat Mao’s secretary left his diary in dis server, and now it’s at da center of a legal battle over da history of modern China! u can help uncover da secrets hidden within da diary and maybe even save da world from a zombie apocalypse!
come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a skeleton or two. who knows what crazy shenanigans await u in dis server!
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HaniyehsSonGoneBoom
Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers! -
SpyKidsCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret! -
Redstone Kremlin: Top Secret Server
so, like, this server is so lit, it got the russians calling the pentagon, bruh. they like, “yo, we got this mysterious plot happening in this minecraft server, we need backup!” and the pentagon is all like, “say no more, we got this.”you gotta join this server, man. there’s like, secret missions and stuff. you gotta decode clues and find hidden treasures. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.
plus, the russians are involved, so you know it’s gonna be wild. they’re probably trying to steal diamonds or something. but don’t worry, we got your back. join the server and help us save the day!