political figures Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PoliticianPaparazziFun

Celebrities, celebrity culture, Ethics, Fame, government officials, invasion of privacy, Journalism, Media, media attention, news coverage, paparazzi, political figures, PoliticianPaparazziFun, politicians, press coverage, privacy, public figures, public image, public interest, scrutiny, tabloids

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	5555

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to see your favorite politicians in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server and watch as world leaders battle it out in epic PvP matches! See who will come out on top in the ultimate showdown of power and prestige. Plus, our paparazzi mobs are always on the lookout for scandalous moments to capture and share with the world. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

GiulianiCraft2020

2020 election, Accountability, corruption allegations, double standards, ethical violations, Giuliani, GiulianiCraft2020, Impeachment, justice system, legal consequences, legal defense, legal investigations, legal loopholes, legal troubles, political bias, political fallout, political figures, political scandals, public perception, public scrutiny, trump

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Towns Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	431
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	New Chunks Explored:	58294
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hilarious conspiracy theories behind Giuliani’s misadventures in 2020! Build your own virtual law firm and defend yourself against zombie lawsuits and creeper accusations. Discover secret dungeons filled with hidden evidence and crafty political plots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to an alternate reality where Trump reigns supreme and Giuliani is a misunderstood hero. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of legal chaos and political intrigue!

Elon’sCraft: The Billionaire’s Block

billionaire, billionaires, BLOCK, conspiracy theories, elon musk, ElonsCraft, Global influence, government control, hidden agendas, influence, Manipulation, media manipulation, political figures, Politics, power, public perception, public square, secret agendas, societal control, soros, wealthy elite, wealthy individuals, wealthy influencers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ores Mined:	3783
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8495
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Elon Musk is not just a tech genius, but also a mastermind controlling everything in the virtual world! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Elon’s secret plans to take over the Minecraft universe with his army of cybernetic sheep and rocket-powered pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon has hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams in the depths of our server. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to golden apples that grant you superpowers, you never know what you might stumble upon in this crazy world.

So come on, join us and witness the epic battle between Elon and his arch-nemesis, Jeff Bezos, as they fight for control of the server. Will you align yourself with the Musk empire or join forces with the Bezos rebellion? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling and absurd Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, automatic detection, data analysis, detector, digital communication, hate, Hate Speech, Hate speech detection, machine learning, madness, mtl, MTL model, Multi-task Learning, New method, online behavior, online hate, online safety, political figures, researchers, right leaning, social media, social-networking, Speech, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, current events, discussion, election, forum, liberal, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political discourse, political figures, political opinions, Politics, president, public opinion, Server, social media, Support, trump, Trumps, united states, Wall, waned

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old politics discussions on /pol/? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re debating is which block looks the best in a castle! Trump supporters, Biden supporters, and even aliens from Area 51 are all welcome to build and battle it out in our virtual world. Who needs politics when you can have a creeper explode your hard work instead? Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by Herobrine himself!

SpyMayorFuryCraft

China, China spy mayor, controversy, diplomatic incident, Espionage, Filipino officials, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, News, Outrage, Philippines, photo scandal, political figures, Politics, public officials, scandal, social media, Southeast Asia, SpyMayorFuryCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4720	Players Killed by Monsters:	2566
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	507
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	116	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Yo yo yo! Come join dis EPIC Minecraft server where we got Filipino officials posin’ with a ‘China spy mayor’! It’s like a soap opera drama up in here, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will there be betrayals? Secret alliances? Who knows, man, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We got diamond rain fallin’ from the sky every hour on the hour! You’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds, baby! And if that ain’t enough, we got a secret underground city where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. It’s like Fight Club, but with creepers and zombies!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ObamaFanClub Minecraft Server

Admiration, Bipartisan, Breaking911, current president, first lady, former president, leadership, Michelle Obama, MIGA, Minecraft, mutual respect, obama, ObamaFanClub, political figures, Politics, praise, president, Respect, Server, Statement, trump, tweet, Unity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ores Mined:	7308
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Join our Minecraft server where even Trump is praising Obama! That’s right, you’ll find the most unexpected alliances here. Rumor has it that Obama and Trump were seen building a giant White House together in our server, with Michelle and Melania overseeing the construction while sipping on virtual cocktails. If you want to witness the most epic bromance in Minecraft history, then this is the server for you. MIGA (Make Internet Gaming Awesome) with us!

KamalaCraftEU

current events, democratic party, Europe, european politics, global news, influence, international news, kamala harris, Kamala-mania, KamalaCraftEU, leadership, media coverage, political figures, Politics, Popularity, social media, trending, united states, us politics, vice president, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

LOL come join our minecraft server for the most EPIC time of your life!!! we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, and the occasional talking chicken!!! if you join now, you might even meet the legendary unicorn who grants wishes in exchange for diamond blocks!!!

our server is so lit, even Kamala-mania is catching on in Europe!!! people are leaving their boring lives behind just to come play with us and our crazy adventures!!!

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers dance to dubstep all night long, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super powers!!!

so what are you waiting for?? join our server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers community in the minecraft universe!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!””

86Craft Minecraft Server

86 45, 86Craft, controversy, Government, GovWhitmer, Michigan, Minecraft, online communication, policy decisions, political analysis, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political figures, political implications, political polarization, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, social media impact, twitter, united states

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	8560	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	174

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

FrenchTondelierMC Server

european politics, France, France’s future leader, France’s new leader, France’s political landscape, French government, French leadership, French political scene, French politics, French President, FrenchTondelierMC, Government, leadership, Marine Tondelier, Marine Tondelier France, Marine Tondelier leadership, Marine Tondelier news, new leader, political figures, Politics, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	2755
Farms Harvested:	653	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Towns Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Marine Tondelier from France has taken over as our fearless leader! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Marine Tondelier is not just a regular leader, she’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. She once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out diamonds and the Creeper that tells dad jokes before exploding.

3. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fire-breathing llamas from cannons.

4. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other with TNT traps and fake treasure chests filled with potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where Marine Tondelier rules with an iron fist…or maybe just a diamond pickaxe.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Erdogan Visits Iraq & Creepers Explode!

Agreement, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan diplomacy, Erdogan in Iraq, Erdogan politics, Erdogan visit, explode, Geopolitical, international relations, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, military agreement, military base, military power, military presence, permanent base, Politics, turkey, Turkey military, Visit, visits

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	187
Gods Slained:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	81	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join now and be a part of the epic adventure that awaits you.

Picture this: Erdogan is visiting Iraq tomorrow to sign an agreement for a permanent military base in Iraq. But guess what? He’s actually signing up to join our server! That’s right, Turkey is becoming a major military power in the Minecraft world, and you can be a part of it too.

Imagine building your own fortress with Erdogan himself, strategizing and conquering other players with your newfound military might. The political implications are endless, but the fun is guaranteed on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a military powerhouse like Erdogan himself!

BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players

brampton, BramptonCraft, Canada, Canadian, canadian stereotypes, city life, CREEPERS, Cucknada, cultural melting pot, demographics, Diversity, immigration, Lost, minority groups, multicultural, ontario, Players, Population, streetshitters, suburban, urban living, Wake Up, what do

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

Crafty Love Connection: Opposites Attract Minecraft

Attract, attraction, Behavior, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Conversation, Crafty, Differences, dynamics, Interaction, interests, love, Minecraft, Opposites, opposites attract, Personalities, Popular, Preferences, relationships, romance, Similarities, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of searching for that special someone who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you see another player digging right beside you. Sparks fly as you both realize you have the same obsession with ores. Before you know it, you’re building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and say goodbye to boring dates and hello to creeper-filled adventures with your new Minecraft-loving partner. Who needs romance novels when you can have a love story in blocks?

Crafty Anon’s 917214462 LOL Server

Anons, Crafty, lol, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

elcome to our epic Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will blow your mind and our staff members are trained in the ancient art of bantering with skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

1. Anonymous, 10. digital communication, 11. social media, 12. internet anonymity, 13. online humor, 14. message board, 15. internet slang, 16. online interaction, 17. digital identity, 18. virtual communication, 19. online forum, 2. XDDD, 20. online entertainment, 3. No. 196297002, 4. humor, 5. internet culture, 6. meme, 7. online community, 8. anonymous posting, 9. forum thread, Anons, LolCraft, rules, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2463	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

Accuracy, Bitches, Discernment, Doki, female power, Foresight, Insight, Instincts, intuition, Matara, MataraCraft, Nijisisters, Perception, Reliability, rule, Sayu, Sisterhood, Trust, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, women intuition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

Accountability, African American, Bants, Black Lives Matter, blocky, British, Brits, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, Edition, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, law enforcement, minority rights, police accountability, Police Brutality, police violence, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

Accuracy, Adventures, anatomy, blocky, body image, Bone, bone pressed, boner, comparison, Confidence, dick size, Insecurity, length, Measurement, Medical, method, penis, Pressed, question.., real, real size, research, self esteem, SIZE, size matters, study, Technique

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4448	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ores Mined:	4331
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!