so, liek, u kno how sum pple r just rlly dumb? well, dis guy JD Vance is liek, the king of dumb. he sed sumthin rlly stoopid bout british troops n evry1 got all mad n stuff. but dont worry bout him, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs dat fly n cows dat dance. u can build ur own castle n rule over all the noobs. plus, we hav a secret underground dungeon full of treasure n mystery. so leave JD Vance n his dumb comments behind n come join us for sum epic minecraft fun!
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BlockyBritsMC
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AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician
so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and just feel like you need a server that’s as crazy as a llama wearin’ a top hat? well, do i have the place for you! this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of diamond blocks and creepers wearin’ sunglasses.let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.
if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.
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NATOtoFinanceCraft
so, like, jens stoltenberg, you know, that ex nato dude, well he just went and became norway’s new financial minister. like, what even is that? dude went from talking bout wars to talking bout money. maybe he’s gonna make it rain with all that nato cash, who knows. but anyway, come join our minecraft server, where we have jens stoltenberg as our honorary financial advisor. maybe he’ll teach us how to make some sick diamond deals or something. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds. and rumor has it, herobrine himself makes guest appearances every full moon. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!
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FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP
OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!
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BidenCraft2021
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever! We got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Biden himself decided to retire from politics and join us. He gave his farewell speech in the Oval Office, thanking us for showing him the true meaning of friendship and block-building.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Let the madness begin!
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CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun
come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!
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LePenCraft96
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
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CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown
OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!
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PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely
hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!
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SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server
come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!