so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, we got activists running around, causing chaos and mayhem, all because of some crazy comments about emptying out Gaza. like, who even says that, right? but, like, they’re taking their anger out on this Trump golf resort in Minecraft, like, blowing up stuff and painting graffiti everywhere. it’s, like, the ultimate rebellion against the man, man. so, if you wanna join in on the fun and be a part of the revolution, come join us on this wild and wacky server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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GazaGolf Minecraft Server
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ElonCraft Dissident Squad
So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!
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USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.
So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!
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JailCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a lawyer but also play minecraft at the same time? well, on our server u can do both! we have 3 lawyers who got jailed by a russian court but they still manage to play minecraft and give u legal advice at the same time. join now for the most lit and legal minecraft experience of ur life! #justiceforminecraftplayers
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DetentionCraftXi
join this minecraft server and avoid getting sent to one of china’s new detention centers! xi jinping is on a rampage and you don’t wanna be caught in his crosshairs. build, mine, and craft your way to freedom on our server before xi comes knocking on your door. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chinese authorities. come join us and escape the corruption purge in style!
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PixelRiotCraft
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual Russia where exiled ex-Pussy Riot members are labeled as terrorists! Join us for some wild adventures and rebellious shenanigans as we fight against the oppressive virtual government. Build your own virtual protest signs and throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers. It’s a riot, literally! So come on down and join the revolution, comrade!
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PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server
so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal
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XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!
so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.
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BanCraft: BolsoRally
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! our ban system is as strict as bolsonaro’s policies, but that just makes it more fun!if you’re looking for a place to express your “free speech” without consequences, look no further! our community of outraged bolsonaro supporters will have your back as we rally together against the evil mods who try to silence us.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop chaos! who needs politics when you can have all the drama you could ever want in a minecraft server? come join us and be part of the madness!
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CraftyKhameneiJailTime
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.