Political Decisions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChurchGovSMP

separation of powers, political neutrality, church-state separation, religious institutions, religious liberty

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Area 51 but with a twist of Spongebob Squarepants. Like, you can build your own floating castle in the sky and ride unicorns into battle against evil llamas. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the lost treasure of the ancient potato gods.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight off zombie villagers with a magic wand while riding a giant chicken into battle? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, and you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you. Plus, we have free cookies on Tuesdays. So come join us and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!

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OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP

congressional approval, Environmental Protection, Natural resources, energy policy, future Presidents

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server. Like, what even is life right now?

But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness

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EduGoneByeByeCraft

Trump supporters, government reform, current administration, government efficiency, political decisions

Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?

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CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

economic impact, energy resources, global economy, market volatility, trump

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

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CraftyCrafters

Canadian provinces, trade negotiations, North American trade, cross-border agreements, trade agreements

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got dragons riding pigs, and llamas wearing top hats. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil bunnies. yeah, you heard me right. evil bunnies. they’re like the mafia of the Minecraft world, and only you can stop them.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s lit. literally. there are torches everywhere.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. it’s said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. but be careful, because the potato has a mind of its own.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

U.S. tariffs, Minecraft, CraftyCanucks, ontario, spacex

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

market volatility, Wars, foreign trade, trump, mexico

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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TacoCraft: Tariff Wars

North America, Tariffs, economic policy, Wars, political decisions

haha omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the mexican president is like “imma get u back, u.s. with my epic tariffs” and then all the players are like “whaaaaaat” and start building walls in the game to protect themselves from the crazy tariffs lololol. come join the fun and see who will win this epic trade war in minecraft land! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🌮🇲🇽

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CraftyTradeWars

Economy, trade war, China, economic impact, protectionism

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

US sanctions, China, trade agreements, Reuters, international relations

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

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