by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!
2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.
3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!
4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!
5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to turn a game about building blocks into a pre-apocalyptic battleground! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of WW3, because who needs real-world survival skills when you can just respawn in Minecraft?
Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
Yo, if you’ve ever played on a drug themed server and thought “man these cops are f***in corrupt”, or thought “man this staff sucks a**”, well then do we have good news for you!
On our drug server, players use democracy to vote other gang members into leadership positions who then get to suggest new staff or hand pick cops weekly. That’s right, you can either run for your gangs leader position yourself or you can vote for another member in your gang to be your gangs leader, and on top of that you get to pick who from your gang has the police ran–
HEY!.. let me continue,
OK so basically our staff doesn’t suck a**, meaning that we have actually beta tested our features and only want to release the best content that we can provide. I mean, we’ve probably spent like a thousand godd**n hours programming this thing, and nearly just as much time testing it.
So if you think you can cut it with us, come check us out.. Be warned, if you’re an idiot you may not make it through the tutorial. Let’s call it our ‘built-in-noob-filter’, complements of the staff.
Now you might have some questions, like can you make your own gang? And the answer is no, this isn’t stupid a** factions. This is a whole other level, cribs can only be placed around each gangs HQ and the gangs HQ automatically expands depending on how many members are active. Destroying the other gangs beacon will win your gang special perks and time based bonus’s that will help all your fellow members make more $.
Anyways, enough with the little details, come on and check it out to see what else we have to offer.
To switch it up and stand out from other servers, we developed a special chunk claiming system which uses EXP.
Features
– Custom coded Network.
– Sell and buy items from other players on the market.
– Easiest server shop which is custom made.
– Easy grief prevention with a nexus using EXP.
– Visit daily to claim rewards every day.
– There are rewards for voting.
– Not pay-to-win.
– More stuff planned!
Amplified World of Survival. Enjoy the challenge of survival in an Amplified world that has a few Gamerules and Datapacks applied. This server allows 20 players for now, a 500k x 500k map of which is a random spawn area. Please come in and enjoy but “watch your step!” 🙂
– Evolve in a friendly, inclusive community– Experience the world through a native 32px texture pack based on Dokucraft– Get free access to hundreds of custom furniture, decorations, blocks and items!– Collaboratively build incredible towns that stand the test of time – Towns can generate exclusive resources daily based on their biome – Several towns can share a culture and communicate through their private culture chat – Nations – Wars // you can play peacefully or participate in: – Riots – Town VS Town – Independence Wars – Civil Wars – Nation VS Nation – Alliance VS Alliance – World Wars– Become a master in your favourite craft(s), with all jobs unlocked from the get-go– Use an unlimited state-wide shop or trade through your own private shops with your fellow players
### What’s more?– We use our own, easy-to-use customs menus to minimise manual command input– Over 180 chat emojis to better communicate with your fellow players– Get free rewards through daily logins and votes– Access to a full-featured, integrated Discord server. It includes many straightforward tutorials if you ever feel lost!– No custom Minecraft client required — log in and play!
### Will I ever need to pay real money to enjoy the content or get an edge?– FREE ranks system! You won’t ever pay for rank advantages!– All of our world’s currencies are available to free-to-play players!
New Australian based Survival Server by Wixel Network and sister server of Winpixelmon.net!
Mcmmo, hard difficulty and a friendly community welcoming any newcomers to the Wixel Survival Server. Expect friendly players helping you out or maybe even joining a town/community with others!
Survive with friends or even find some new ones! Our community is always friendly and almost like a family. We love meeting new people and accept anyone!
When the weekend comes, join in on the weekly Server Events to win prizes and just have fun playing things like The Walls, Survival Games, Boat races and much more!
PunkinCraft is a new SMP server with player driven economy, SkyBlock, MCMMO, Jobs, Towny, and more. Economy is the main focus of PunkinCraft with custom jobs, player shops, and more.
We are an advanced network with a range of features only available on our network. Our staff and community members are all very friendly and happy to help. We hope to see you in-game.
