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Political Decision Making

  • Order Up! Minecraft SMP

    Order Up! Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome, fellow blocky adventurers, to the most ridiculously epic Minecraft SMP you will ever NOT wanna miss! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might just implode into a pile of colorful blocks. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 🤯✨

    First off, our server is powered by the magical energy of a thousand creepers (and maybe a few cat memes, but who’s counting?). Join us for a journey where the laws of physics literally DO NOT EXIST because why not?! The laws that govern this world are written in enchanted books that nobody can read, and they probably spell out “no jumping” and “yes, pet all the wolves.” 🐶💥

    Forget about those boring meetings in Congress, our politicians are a bunch of Enderman with top hats yelling about whether they should build a roller coaster that goes to the moon or a statue of a giant potato. You want chaos? WE GOT CHAOS! It’s like an episode of reality TV but with fewer Kardashians and way more zombie invasions. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even see a chicken wearing sunglasses! 🐔😎

    You know how presidential executive orders are supposed to be a big deal? Well, here, if you craft a golden apple, you can commandeer the entire SMP! That’s right! With a bite of that juicy goodness, you can declare that EVERYONE must wear only pink armor for the next ten Minecraft days. And if you’re not in pink, you’re getting banished to the nether until you embrace the fabulous! 🌈👑

    Once, Jimmy (who is just a regular guy but real passionate about squids) tried to start a cult dedicated to the worship of squids. It turned into a water park project and now we have pirate ships and swimming contests that basically end in pure carnage. You don’t really swim; you just get swept away by a horde of enthusiastic dolphins having a rave. 🌊🐬

    Oh, and let’s talk about the world-building! The landscape here is so wild, you’ll find a biome made entirely of cake that regenerates when you eat it! And there’s a hidden temple where the only way to enter is to sing a random song from the ‘90s. Like, who knew “I Want It That Way” was a secret key to epic loot? 🤷‍♂️🎤

    So what are you waiting for? Download some pixelated pants and jump into the insanity of this Minecraft SMP! Join us, and you may just become the ruler of a kingdom filled with talking llamas or the unofficial historian of the Great Creeper Tea Party of 2022. Our motto? “If it makes no sense, then you’re doing it RIGHT!” 🚀💥

    Remember, life is short, blocks are cube-y, and this server is possibly the most bonkers fantasy playground where you can literally do anything and nowhere is safe! See ya in the wild, my future block buddies! 🥳🪓

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  • CraftyTaiwan2020

    CraftyTaiwan2020

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    join our epic minecraft server where the taiwan government is actually a bunch of blocky pigs wearing top hats and monocles, and they are constantly changing their stance because they keep getting distracted by shiny diamonds. but watch out, because trump keeps trying to pivot on ukraine but he keeps falling into lava pits and turning into a block of cheese. come join the chaos and build your own blocky empire while dodging flying pigs and cheesy trumps. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • ZeleCraft Minecraft Server

    ZeleCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, liek, this server is so epic, even zelenskiy would give up his presidency for it! imagine that, bro! u gotta join this server cuz the vibes are so chill, u’ll feel like u in a peaceful ukraine. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the community is lit af, u won’t find a better group of players anywhere else. come join us and be part of something legendary, just like zelenskiy giving up his presidency for peace. u won’t regret it, trust me!

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  • Troops4Blocks – Minecraft Server

    Troops4Blocks – Minecraft Server

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have british troops fighting in ukraine for some reason!!! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft could be so intense??! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join the battle yourself! who needs us support when you have steve and his diamond sword, amirite??! sign up now for a wild ride you won’t forget! #minecraftwarfare #britishtroopsftw

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

    StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

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    lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

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  • CraftySAFundingCut

    CraftySAFundingCut

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    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

    GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

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    so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

    join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

    plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

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  • CitizenBlockerCraft

    CitizenBlockerCraft

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    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, you know? like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as their base. it was hilarious, man.

    and get this, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin. it’s wild, i tell ya. you gotta join just to see it for yourself.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who walks around the server giving out hugs? yeah, he’s a real charmer. you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else, i promise you.

    so come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. who needs citizenship when you can have this much fun in minecraft, right?

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  • NipponSteelCraftsUSA

    NipponSteelCraftsUSA

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

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