🔥political deception Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Spacey Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BETRAYAL, broken promises, bros, controversial, Deception, Disappointment, disillusioned voters, disillusionment, distrust, leadership, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, political deception, Politics, Presidency, republicans, smp, spacey, trump, Trump administration, Trump supporters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	261
Emeralds Found:	7328	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	183	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of being betrayed by your fellow players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever build a wall between you and your diamonds! Join us and become part of the Trump bros, where we build the biggest, most luxurious bases in all of Minecraft.

But beware, there’s a twist – every full moon, the server transforms into a chaotic battleground where players must fight off zombie politicians trying to steal their resources. Will you be able to survive the night and claim victory for your team?

So come on, don’t let Trump deceive you again – join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Haniyeh’s Mossad Mayhem Minecraft Server

assassination plot, deception tactics, false narratives, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, Israeli intelligence, Israelis, journalism ethics, MAYHEM, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, Mossad assassin, political deception, Propaganda, Server, Turkish media, Turkish News, wordplay

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4453	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA STORY FOR YA. SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, HAMMIE THE HAMSTER WAS CHILLIN’ IN DA FOREST AND HE FOUND A SECRET PORTAL DAT TOOK HIM TO A LAND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHERE, A BUNCH OF EVIL MOBS CAME AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS TREASURE. BUT HAMMIE WAS A BOSS AND HE DEFEATED DEM ALL WITH HIS EPIC SWORD SKILLS. NOW, HAMMIE RULES DIS LAND AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN SO YOU CAN HELP HIM PROTECT HIS BLING BLING. PLUS, WE GOT FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ AIN’T NOBODY MESSIN’ WITH HAMMIE AND HIS CREW.

LiarCraft Minecraft Server

2026, Accountability, global legislation, government transparency, Honesty, illegal, Labour administration, legislation, LiarCraft, lying in politics, Minecraft, pioneering, political deception, political ethics., political honesty, political integrity, political reform, public trust, Senedd elections, Server, truth in politics, truthfulness, Welsh government

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	953	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only lying allowed is when you tell your friends you totally didn’t steal their diamonds! we’re like the welsh government but way cooler because we actually follow through on our promises. our legislation is so groundbreaking, even herobrine is shaking in his pixelated boots. join us before the next senedd elections in 2026 and experience the thrill of a truly honest and transparent minecraft community. plus, we have free cake every friday! don’t miss out, join now!

ShillCraft Server: Keep Calm and Mine On!

Biden replacement, Calm, conspiracy theories, Media influence, new narrative, political agenda, political commentary, political corruption, political cover-up, political deception, political games, political manipulation, political power play, political scandal, political shills, political strategy, political subterfuge, political tactics, Propaganda, Quiet, Server, ShillCraft, shills

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Buildings Constructed:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only narrative is the one you create with your friends! Our server is so wild that even the political shills have been silenced because they’re too busy trying to navigate our crazy world. Who needs Biden when you can have epic adventures and build insane structures with your fellow players? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Putin’s Poetry Minecraft Server

anti-Putin, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversy, dissent, fake news, freedom of speech, Government, hoax, Literature, Manipulation, Minecraft, Nazi poems, poetry, political deception, Pro-war, Propaganda, Putins, russia, Russian poet, scandal, Server, Truth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runes Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1777
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than a russian poet pretending to be pro-war but actually anti-putin using nazi poems! like, what even is that?! but anyways, on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. you’ll never be bored cuz there’s always a surprise waiting for ya around every corner. and get this, the diamonds in this server are actually made of chocolate! so you can eat your way to riches while building the most epic castle ever. plus, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust wherever they go. so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life!

ScamCraft Minecraft Server

backwards, BRAINWASHING, conditioning, dumbshit practices, Elite, enlistment, Genocide, inhuman, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, nationalism critique, patriotism, political deception, Propaganda, scam, ScamCraft, Server, social control, tax rates, Traitor, Wealthy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	152
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of being forced to pledge allegiance to a flag made of pixels in Minecraft? Sick of being told you have to pay virtual taxes to the elite players on the server? Well, look no further because our server is here to break the chains of nationalism!

Join our server and rebel against the oppressive system that forces you to follow outdated and ridiculous rules. Say no to committing virtual genocides and paying unfair taxes to the virtual elite. Here, you can be a free Minecraft player, living by your own rules and creating your own virtual utopia.

So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the tyranny of nationalism in Minecraft! Who needs a virtual country when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build a better, more ridiculous world together!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

blind followers, BRAINWASHING, ChudCraft, chuds, elections, fix everything, g0yim, Government, Manipulation, Minecraft, party loyalty, political beliefs, political deception, political influence, political loyalty, political manipulation, political party, political rhetoric, political trust, Propaganda, Server, societal issues, Voting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of chuds in your country falling for the same old political tricks? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and vote for the Chicken Party! We promise that once you vote for us, all your problems will magically disappear! Need diamonds? Just vote for the Chicken Party! Creeper problem? Vote for the Chicken Party! Zombie apocalypse? You guessed it – vote for the Chicken Party! Our party leader, Sir Clucksalot, is a master at solving all of Minecraft’s issues with his trusty feathered friends by his side. So come join us and let’s cluck our way to victory!

RetroGalsMCServer

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMCServer, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4275
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the likes of Onolumi, the master of block-building, and Amiya Aranha, who can mine diamonds blindfolded. Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the pixelated wilderness, while Kiki will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics. And don’t even get us started on Mozumi Pichi, who can tame a whole army of wolves with just a bone.

But that’s not all! Riona will take you on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon, while Clauvio will teach you how to build the ultimate redstone contraptions. Karin will show you how to survive the harsh world of Minecraft, while Super Meche will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. Yumanea will enchant your gear to make you unstoppable, and Yuno Nightingale will serenade you with songs as you mine for resources.

And if that’s not enough, Jorunna will host epic PvP battles that will make you sweat more than a creeper sneaking up on you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

ArchCraft Minecraft Server

arch, ArchCraft, Beginner, command line, compilation, Customization, desktop environment, dual boot, installation, learning curve, linux, Minecraft, operating system, package manager, Server, software, Terminal, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user-friendly, virtual machine, windows

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5820	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ways of the Arch! Our server is like a magical land where compiling is as easy as baking a cake (literally, you just need to find the right ingredients in-game). Say goodbye to your Windows woes and hello to a whole new world of possibilities. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you might just run into him while exploring the vast landscapes. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Arch and never look back!

WeddingBlockParty

25th wedding anniversary, Boundaries, Budget, celebration, Communication, compromise, Decision making, destination choice, destination wedding, Expectations, family, family dynamics, finances, long flights, Priorities, relationships, Resorts, travel, Upset, wedding planning, WeddingBlockParty

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	759
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old weddings in the same old venues? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic destination wedding of all time! Picture this: you and your loved ones logging in from the comfort of your own home, surrounded by stunning virtual landscapes and pixelated perfection.

Forget about expensive flights and overpriced resorts, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your Wi-Fi connection). Explore exotic biomes, build your dream wedding venue, and invite all your friends and family to join in the fun – no long flights required!

And the best part? You can customize every detail of your special day, from the guest list to the decorations, all from the comfort of your own computer screen. So why settle for a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will leave your guests speechless (and possibly questioning your sanity)? Join our server now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BlockyTruth Minecraft Server

acceptance, BELIEF, BlockyTruth, cognitive dissonance, confirmation, conviction, Deception, denial, Evidence, facts, ignorance, Minecraft, misbelief, misinterpretation, Misunderstanding Confirmation bias, Perception Misconceptions, Proof Skepticism, Reality, Server, Truth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9108
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6323	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

That our Minecraft server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas have created the most epic and hilarious Minecraft world you will ever experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. They will challenge you to epic chicken races and if you win, you get to wear their coveted feathered ninja headband.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who just want to boogie down with you. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild and wacky?

CuteCraft: Animal Edition

adorable, animal, Animal lover, beloved pet, charming, charming animal, charming creature, cuddly, cute, CuteCraft, cutest animal, delightful, Edition, endearing, Fluffy, Furry, Heartwarming, Irresistible, lovable, pet, Precious, small animal, SWEET

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the cutest animal is actually a blocky pig wearing sunglasses and a top hat! This server is home to a magical land where pigs can talk, chickens can dance, and cows can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky)! But be careful, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and they’ll drop some sick beats while trying to blow you up. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

WeirdSexCraft

adding one person, normal sex, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual communication, sexual dynamics, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, Sexual intimacy, sexual pleasure, sexual psychology, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, sitting in the corner, voyeurism, weird sex, WeirdSexCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server where the normal sex turns into weird sex just by adding one other person who sits in the corner doing nothing. it’s like a freaky friday but in minecraft form. you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans will happen next. come on, you know you want to see what happens when you mix a llama, a creeper, and a pig in a hot tub. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures. trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

DegenerateCraft: Antibody Degraders

antibody, Antibody engineering, Antibody-based therapies, biotechnology, Chronic illnesses, DegenerateCraft, Degenerative diseases, Degraders, Development, Disease treatment, drug development, Healthcare, Innovative treatments, Medical research, Molecular biology, Neurodegenerative disorders, Precision medicine, Protein degradation, Protein degraders, Single-domain antibody, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic interventions, therapies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3748	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest development in therapies for degenerative diseases! like, we got single-domain antibody-based protein degraders dat will make u feel like u got superpowers in da game!

imagine ur character in minecraft suddenly getting cured of all diseases just by walkin’ around our server! u be jumpin’ higher, runnin’ faster, and slayin’ dem creepers like a boss!

so come on and join us, cuz on dis server, we turnin’ degenerative diseases into degenerative DISCO PARTIES! let’s get funky and game on, baby!

UltraPvP: Just pretend you’re good at PvP, we won’t tell anyone about your secret hiding spots

Arena, Class, Cosmetic Tickets, Cosmetics, Currency, FFA combat, Friends, Good, Hiding, holdup, Items, lobbies, Map Rotation, Maps, Menus, Paytowin, Playtime, PRETEND, PvP, secret, server networks, Spots, UltraPvP, UltraPvP_xyz, Voting, Wont, Youre

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

UltraPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.ultrapvp.xyz
Version	1.20.4 – Current
Description	UltraPvP: PvP, without the holdup. Sick of large, complex server networks? Tired of navigating through heaps of menus and lobbies just to play some PvP? Look no further. Invite your friends, choose a class, and drop into the arena for some good old FFA combat. No PayToWin, currency is earned through playtime.
Change Log	27/5/24: Initial release 29/5/24: Currency added, used to buy useful items, earned through voting and playtime 1/6/24: Cosmetics added, can be bought using Cosmetic Tickets, bought with currency 3/6/24: Map Rotation + 3 new maps added

FAQ

Q: Can I play with my friends on UltraPvP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on UltraPvP and engage in FFA combat together.

Q: How do I earn currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency on UltraPvP is earned through playtime and voting for the server.

Q: Are there PayToWin features on UltraPvP?

A: No, UltraPvP does not have PayToWin elements. Players earn currency through gameplay and cannot purchase an advantage.

Q: What can I buy with currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency can be used to purchase useful items and cosmetics on UltraPvP.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, ANTI-HERO, dark themes, hidden gems, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misunderstood protagonist, overlooked games, platformer, sega, Server, Shadow the Hedgehog, ShadowCraft, sonic the hedgehog, under-the-radar games, underappreciated gems, underrated characters, underrated classics, Underrated Games, underrated gems, underrated titles, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Farms Harvested:	1000
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	4716
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into gold, build a house out of cake, and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies!

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server today and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	5045
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.