Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you express yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate pride parade every day! Build rainbow houses, ride unicorns, and slay dragons in fabulous outfits. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!
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TraitorCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.
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CraftyTaxBreaks
Are you tired of supporting tax breaks for the 1% in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only tax breaks you’ll be supporting are for the chickens in our virtual world! That’s right, our server is dedicated to ensuring that all virtual animals receive the tax breaks they deserve. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers. So why support tax breaks for the 1% when you can support tax breaks for virtual chickens instead? Join us today and experience a world where the only thing getting rich is your imagination!