Are you a conservative or republican who got banned from other Minecraft servers for speaking your mind? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all your controversial opinions! Join us and build your own MAGA tower, mine for diamonds while chanting “Lock her up!”, and engage in epic PvP battles where the winner gets to build a wall around the loser’s base. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are using Minecraft to brainwash players into joining their political agenda. So come on over and join the fun…if you dare!
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RedstoneRebels
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Vote4Diamonds
Are you tired of the same old boring political debates? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Forget about the Electoral College, on our server, the player with the most votes wins every time!Picture this: You’re running for president of our Minecraft world, campaigning with your fellow players, promising to build the biggest pixel art statue ever seen. But watch out, because your opponent is a master builder who plans to create a whole city out of diamond blocks! It’s a showdown like no other, and only the player with the most votes will come out on top.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of our pixelated universe.
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Tax4Riches Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, so lit! Like, imagine a world where the government is run by chickens and the richest 1% citizens are actually all llamas in disguise. Like, they wear fancy hats and monocles and stuff. And get this, instead of cutting jobs, they just increase taxes by 2% on the llamas! It’s like, mind-blowing, right? So come join us and be part of this crazy adventure where llamas rule the world and chickens make all the important decisions. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me! #LlamaTax #ChickenGovernment #MinecraftMadness 🐔🦙🎩🤪
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CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!
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OdesaPowerOutageCraft
join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!
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EduGoneByeByeCraft
Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?
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FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP
OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!
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CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique
Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?
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ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown
come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!
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CraftyCamouflage Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even china is tryna get in on the action? well, look no further cuz we got the most epic server in town! our server is so poppin’ that even china-linked ‘spamouflage’ network is tryna get a piece of the pie.imagine this, you log on to the server and all of a sudden, you’re surrounded by a bunch of fake americans tryna sway the political debate in the game. it’s like a virtual battleground of epic proportions! but don’t worry, we got your back. join our server and show those fake americans who’s boss.
plus, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!