LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!
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OrbansBlockPartyMC
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MbappeCraft: No Lectures, Just Blocks
so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. you can build a house out of cake if you want, no one’s gonna stop you.also, we got this crazy story about how one time, a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant zombie horde. it was epic, dude.
if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in all of Minecraft. we have secret hideouts and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. plus, our mods are like, the funniest people ever.
so come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. Le Pen would totally approve, bro.
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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!
so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
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TerrorCraft – UK Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno how the UK Foreign Office is all secretive and stuff about funding to, like, terror-linked Palestinian groups? well, on our minecraft server, we have a secret underground base where we uncover all the juicy deets about this scandal! join us and become a secret agent, uncovering government secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers! plus, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our server. come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures!
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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
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PrideCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, its like a rainbow explosion of fun and friendship! we got more peeps than a pride parade in Mexico, and we even got a culture minister who got sacked for supporting our own Pride March! like, who needs a job when u can join us and build fabulous rainbow castles together? come join the party, we’re more lit than a disco ball on fire! #PrideCraft2021 🏳️🌈🌈🎉
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PutinCraft2020
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!
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BlockyLawsuit: UnrwaVsHamas
so like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, suing the admins for $1 billion because they think they’re aiding the creepers? like, imagine a world where the zombies and skeletons are teaming up with the admins to take over the server. it’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse but in minecraft. you gotta join this server and help fight against the evil mobs and corrupt admins. who knows, maybe you’ll become the hero of the server and save the day. plus, you can also build some sick bases and mine for diamonds like a boss. so come join us and be part of this crazy adventure!
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CraftyRishiSanctions
come join our epic minecraft server where we float sanctions on young people who refuse to join our national service of building epic structures and fighting off creepers! rishi sunak himself will come and personally ban you if you don’t join in on the fun! build, mine, and battle your way to victory on our server where the stakes are high and the fun is even higher! so what are you waiting for? join now before rishi sunak comes knocking on your door!
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ChatCraftEU
So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!