so, u know how royina garma got her visa canceled? well, she actually got banned from our minecraft server too! turns out she was using her ex-cop skills to create a secret ‘death squad’ in the game, going around griefing everyone’s builds and stealing their diamonds. but don’t worry, we took care of her real quick and now the server is safe again. come join us for some crazy adventures and watch out for any rogue ex-cops trying to cause trouble!
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PixelSquadVIP
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BrusselsBustStopEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness!
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TerrorCraft Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.
Join this server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, like randomly spawning giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by ninja pandas.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, cuz things are about to get wacky up in here!
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MexiCraft: Obrador’s Embassy Pause
hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, dis server is so lit dat even mexico is pausin their relationship with da US embassy cuz dey cant handle how awesome dis server is! like, president Obrador was playin on dis server and he was like “yo dis is too good, gotta pause dat relationship with da US embassy cuz dis minecraft server is my new bff!” so if u wanna be as cool as president Obrador, u gotta join dis server ASAP! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get superpowers and can fly like a majestic unicorn! so what u waitin for? join now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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MaoMemosLegalWarfare
join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in da land of blockz! we got creepers dat tell u bedtime stories, endermen dat do da cha cha slide, n zombies dat throw epic dance parties!rumor has it dat Mao’s secretary left his diary in dis server, and now it’s at da center of a legal battle over da history of modern China! u can help uncover da secrets hidden within da diary and maybe even save da world from a zombie apocalypse!
come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a skeleton or two. who knows what crazy shenanigans await u in dis server!
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KoreanCraft: No Apaches, Just Blocks
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than north korea when they found out about those apache helicopters being sold to south korea 😂 our server is so lit, it’ll make kim jong-un jealous of our firepower 💥 join us for some crazy pvp battles and build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos 🏗️ who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and creepers on your side? 😜 plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible in battle 🍎 so what are you waiting for? come join us and show the world that you’re the true ruler of the minecraft universe! 🌍👑
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HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!
come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!
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Wagenknecht’s World Minecraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where all the players are actually German Jews warning everyone about this anti-Israel politician Sahra Wagenknecht? it’s like, totally insane, man! you gotta join this server to help them fight against this dangerous threat to Germany! plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to banish Sahra Wagenknecht from the server forever! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save Germany from this crazy politician!
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NordStreamDiver69
so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!
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SudzhaCraft: Where Ukrainian Soldiers Mine & Fight!
so, liek, u know how ukrainian soldiers r all like in russia n stuff? well, guess what? there’s this server where u can, liek, pretend to be a ukrainian soldier in russia’s sudzha! it’s, liek, so realistic u won’t even know u r playing a game!join our server for the ultimate immersive experience! u can, liek, fight off russian invaders, explore the city of sudzha, and, liek, maybe even start a peace treaty with putin himself!
no official comment on how awesome this server is, but trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! come join us now and be a part of history in the making! #ukrainianpride #russiansucks #minecraftforever