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BugCraft Minecraft Server
Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it! -
CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!
so, u wanna join the craziest minecraft server in the world? well buckle up, cuz this server is wilder than a llama on a trampoline!we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.
join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.
so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.
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CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politics and looking for a Minecraft server that offers a more…um, unique experience? Look no further! Join our server where we have a crazy conspiracy theory that the only way for the Democrats to win is by assassinating Biden and replacing him with a different puppet. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, we have epic builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and screenshot this moment of pure Minecraft madness! -
BlockyStar Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.
Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!
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Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft
Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players! -
FactNinjaMC SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! -
LadyCraftBoss
Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor! -
TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels
So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro! -
Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server
19. Vodka and smoking, 8. Nicotine levels, 4. Bali holiday, 15. Smoking regulations, 3. Smoking techniquesAre you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!