so, like, u know that place Crimea? well, our server is like, the reason why international law is all like “yo, give it back to Ukraine, bro!” cuz we got this president of Türkiye dude who’s all like, “nah man, gotta follow the rules, give it back!” but like, he’s also super chill and plays on our server all the time, so u gotta join to hang out with him and stuff. plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff, so if u wanna be a part of the cool kids club, u gotta join our server, man. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
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CrimeaReturnToUkraine
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Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a llama riding contest every hour on the hour!we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!
join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.
come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!
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SarawakCraft: No Oil for You!
omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, imagine if china and malaysia were fighting over oil in minecraft, that would be so crazy right? well guess what, that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! u can be part of the epic battle for oil-rich waters off sarawak, it’s like a real-life drama but in minecraft! join now and be a part of the chaos, it’s gonna be so much fun! #minecraftdrama #oilwars #sarawakshowdown
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AirspaceWarsMC
so, liek, u gotta join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than dis china japan drama, man. like, our players once rode on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and then they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks cuz why not, right? also, our admins are secretly wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so, come join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history, dude.
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BlockWars Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!
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CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES
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BankHeist Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got Ukraine launching cyberattacks on da Russian central bank! YO, you can be a hacker and take down banks while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
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CraftyTalibanHideout
come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!
who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!
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Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!