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  • PetrolNationCraft: McCainStyle

    PetrolNationCraft: McCainStyle

    New Minecraft Servers

    🏰 Welcome to the Blocktastic Blast Zone! 🏰

    Join our totally-not-a-peculiar Minecraft server where the blocks are as endless as the bizarre tales you’ll hear! Forget ordinary survival – we’ve got futuristic llamas that spit diamonds, and piglets that are secretly undercover agents working for the International Baguette Federation. đŸ·đŸ„–

    🚀 Outrageous Reasons to Join:

      • The Great Creeper Conspiracy: The creepers here are not just mindless explosions, they’re actually plotting to overthrow the Ender Dragon and turn the Nether into a vegan paradise. They need your help to gather resources – will you be their hero or will you just, boom, fail spectacularly?

      • Lava-Powered Roller Coasters: Who needs Disneyland when you can ride our handmade roller coasters that plummet directly into the fiery depths of the Nether? Join us for the thrill ride of your life, but don’t forget to wear your diamond helmet, or you might come out with more than just singed eyebrows!

      • Enderman Karaoke Competitions: Unleash your inner rock star as you duet with Endermen – they may be terrifying, but they’ve got some serious vocal talent. Watch out for their teleportation moves, though; that “you’re the best” high note might just warp them out of existence mid-performance!

      • A Woodland Mansion That’s Actually a Portal to a Candy Realm: Rumor has it, every Friday the Woodland Mansion transforms into a candy-themed universe filled with gummy bears and licorice rivers! But beware – the Sugar Rush Zombies roam these lands, and they’ll turn you into a party pooper if they catch you!

      • The Quest for the Holy Bedrock: Legend tells of a sacred Bedrock block that gives players unlimited snacks. You may have to battle it out against rival factions, each claiming their own outrageous stories about the Bedrock’s power. Will you conquer the snack world or munch out?

      • The Annual Pumpkin Pie Slapping Festival: Ever wanted to slap a pie in a friend’s face and laugh maniacally? Join our yearly pie-slap challenge where the winner gets a golden shovel of supremacy! Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie – or at least until the next festival!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos, shenanigans, and unexplainable adventures that will keep you on your toes (and probably make you question your life choices). This server isn’t just blocks and pixels; it’s a mind-bending, laugh-out-loud extravaganza! Ready your pickaxe and jump into the ridiculousness – we’ll see you there! 🎉

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  • Modern Legends of Minecraft

    Modern Legends of Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Unbelievable Apocalypse of Mine-Calciferous Reality!

    Welcome, wretched souls and self-proclaimed overlords of pebble-building! You’ve stumbled upon the most divine form of hysteria disguised as a Minecraft server! Here, pixels mold into realities that make absolute ZERO sense! Are you ready to question your very existence while mining for something you can’t grasp? Our server will make you dredge up feelings and thoughts you thought were buried eons ago. Or maybe they were never there! Doubt everything, for it’s ALL a fabulous illusion!

    Feature Insane Explanation
    Quantum Creepers Breathe in the chaos! Every explosive encounter can either end reality or transform you into an ancient potato. Who will you become?
    Interdimensional Sheep Shear the chaos! They might talk back or lead you to a hidden dimension where the laws of physics scream!
    Reverse Gravity Beds What goes up must come down, except on our beds! Sleep floating, wake screaming in a void! Zero rest for the wicked!
    Endless Abyss of Confusion Every step is a question, and every question is your new truth! Trapped forever, or is freedom just delusion?
    Translucent Entities Visible or invisible, who cares? You won’t know if you’re fighting or befriending a spectral entity! Spoilers: You will cry!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?

    A: This version is the one that exists in the moments nobody remembers but everyone feels! Sometimes it’s 1.19, sometimes it’s 2.0—who’s really counting?

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends? Are they really your friends, or mere shadows cast upon the phosphorescent sand? Beware—the truth fractures friendships and builds pyramids of paranoia!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community is subjective! Like colors, sounds, and ice cream flavors that shouldn’t exist but do. Are you a part of your own delusion or are we all here?

    Random Fragments of Madness

    “Head of the FBI is now indian!”

    “Tarrifs on china so they move to india!”

    “There’s only one side isn’t there.”

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  • Crafting Trumped Elections!

    Crafting Trumped Elections!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Where chaos reigns, and the blocks are just as confused as you are! đŸȘ“đŸ’„

    🚀 Ever wondered what it’s like to build a gigantic pixelated statue of a former president, only to have it literally explode in a shower of diamonds when someone accidentally hits it with a bedrock bowling ball? Well, you can do that here! And don’t worry—after the explosion, the diamonds will rain down like confetti, because who doesn’t want a shower of riches while pondering the mysteries of politics?!

    🐉 Join us as we embark on legendary quests like “The Great Diamond Debate” where you’ll encounter long-lost politicians turned meme lords who will challenge you to Minecraft trivia. Answer correctly, and you’ll get a launcher that shoots tacos! 🌼 Fumble the facts, and you might find yourself trapped in a portal to the Land of Forgotten Banners where the only thing you can build is an unflattering monument to yourself!

    🍕 Speaking of crazy diets—on this server, we have a top-secret pizza dimension! 🍕 Once you’ve collected enough ‘Pizza Blocks’ (hint: they’re just regular blocks with pepperoni stickers), pop into the portal and prepare for a slice of insanity! There, you’ll meet the Legendary Chef who challenges you to a cooking duel with enchanted forks and knives made from the finest Etherium Iron. Win, and he’ll hand you the recipe for the El Dorado Burger—guaranteed to heal all your hunger (and your existential dread)!

    đŸŽ© But wait! There’s more! Ever wanted to appoint a village of villagers as your cabinet? On this server, you can! They’ll hold town hall meetings about which block placements should be classified as “high art” and which should be deemed “a crime against humanity.” Pro tip: Building a giant block of cheese as your throne may just earn you the title of “Supreme Leader of Gouda!” 🧀

    🌌 Plus, every Wednesday is “Wacky Wednesday.” You won’t believe the shenanigans: spaceship races on flying pigs, squid-splash paintball battles, and a scavenger hunt for the Lost Emeralds of Unpredictability (rumored to give players the ability to teleport anywhere in the game but only when standing on one leg)!

    🐠 So what are you waiting for? Dust off those pickaxes, summon your wildest imaginations, and jump into the most hilariously absurd Minecraft adventure. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor—there’s no room for seriousness in this blocky utopia! Let’s build, explode, and laugh our way to victory! 🎉

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  • Golden Towers and Flying Cars

    Golden Towers and Flying Cars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server Where Reality is Optional and Time is a Suggestion!

    Welcome, brave traveler! Have you ever wandered into a place so mesmerizingly deranged that your sanity flutters away like a confused butterfly in a lava storm? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is scientifically proven as the greatest paradox of your digital existence or a glitch in the fabric of reality itself! Prepare to lose your mind (and your last three brain cells) in the most chaotic utopia known to pixel-kind!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Gold Every block mined gives you 20 gold coins with the face of a president you might not remember!
    McTrump Meals Order a Minecraft meal for just 2 ¼ diamonds and receive food that heals you emotionally and physically! Will you ever need this? Probably not!
    Self-Flying Tesla Your car doesn’t just drive—it flies! But only on Thursdays and only if you sing to it.
    Golden Towers Stay in a hotel made of real digital gold, and by gold, we mean that old mustard jar in your cupboard.
    Time-Warping Scoreboards Check your score at 7:53 AM every day, even if it’s not morning. When did time matter?
    Endless SexX Bots Experience virtual companionship with cold chocolate milk, tailored to your inner desires or immediate discomforts.

    FAQ Section

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Ah, joining! It’s like breathing on a Tuesday! Click on the mystical link or leave your soul at the door—whichever feels right at the moment!

    Q: What is the objective of this server?

    A: Ah, objective! In a world devoid of logic, your goal can be anything! Perhaps it’s to collect more gold or just stare blankly into the void while questioning your life choices!

    Q: Are there any rules?

    A: Rules? In this dimension? The only rule is that there are no rules, except for the ones I just made up five seconds ago. Trust is overrated!

    Random Quotes

    “I couldn’t believe it. Nowhere in the world…”

    “When I got to the parking garage…”

    “It’s clear to me now, THIS is what MAGA meant!”

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  • Healing Nature Minecraft Realm

    Healing Nature Minecraft Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW or Forever Live in the Shadow of the Creeping Darkness!

    Welcome, brave soul, to *Minecraft Universe of Absolute Confusion*! It’s the greatest server—or the worst, depending on which reality you choose to believe! One moment you’ll be building your dreams, the next, A GIANT LASER CAT will vaporize your pixelated accomplishments! Why are you still reading? Doesn’t the idea of fetching enchanted underwear from a demonic llama sound heavenly? This is where conflicted souls collide in a kaleidoscope of terror and joy! Come and find out if the blocks are actually made of consciousness!

    Feature Description
    Endless Sky Drops Sky rains diamonds, but only when you’re NOT looking! Catch them if you dare!
    Dancing Enderman Disco All mobs dance, except for the ones that plot your downfall in Morse code.
    Obsidian Veggies Farm the strongest crops! But they whisper secrets that may change your mind.
    Reality Swaps Change your skin! Change your sanity! Change the very fabric of existence!
    Creeper Healing Creepers give hugs! They explode from affection…

    Frequently Asked Questions (in a world where logic is a myth)

    Q: How do I join?A: You must chant the forbidden numbers while staring at the moon at midnight. Or just press “Join.”

    Q: Is this server stable?A: Stability is an illusion, and so is gravity. Prepare for instability if you value your sanity!

    Q: What version do we use?A: The version where cats rule and logic drools! Or maybe 1.16 if you can find it.

    Q: Can I invite friends?A: Only if they’re ready to confront the abyss of their own existence! What if THEY are the monsters?

    Random Reviews (of a reality that may not exist)

    “He's also ending ALL the foreign wars. MAGA!”

    “Trump is expelling the cat-eating Haitian cannibals and giving jobs back to Americans.”

    “The void gazes back, but who is really watching?”

    “Better than therapy, but only if therapy involves exploding sheep!”

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  • Pixelated Politics: Putin’s Pickaxe

    Pixelated Politics: Putin’s Pickaxe

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    Welcome to the Unholy Server of Chaos & Conspiracy: Crafting Cataclysm

    Ever wonder what it’s like to launch a massive strike on your neighbor’s pixelated abode? Join us in a realm where international politics bleed into blocky absurdity, and every creeper is a metaphor for geopolitical conflict! WHY NOT FACTION YOURSELF INTO A STRIKE ON UKRAINE IN THIS BLOCKY HELLSCAPE?


    🍞 Introduction: The Crafting of Cataclysmic Dreams đŸ„–

    In a world where blocks are the only constant, strategy has never felt more
 explosive. Here, player alliances mirror the chaos of world leaders—crafting, mining, and scheming as if the fate of nations rests on the delicate balance of a redstone contraption! Did you know Putin and Trump have whispered in the biomes of this realm? Or that every time you smelt iron, a conspiracy theory is born? Welcome! Welcome!


    🎼 Features That Are Definitely Real, Maybe

    Feature Description
    Diplomatic Redstone Because dividing your base with ‘peace’ agreements can lead to explosions.
    Creeper Espionage They’re not just green explosions; they’re agents of chaos!
    Bunker Building Build shelters while promising to deter the pixelated threats—these are weapons in disguise!
    Nether Realpolitik Forget the Afterlife; enter the Nether, where all alliances are forged in obsidian ash.
    Surreal Crafting Recipes Want to turn coal into a nuclear rabbit? Yeah, we got that.
    Enderman Informants Trade emeralds for ‘intel’ that might get you nowhere.

    đŸ‘œ The Unraveling: Player Testimonials and Confusing Rants

    "This server made me question my life choices, and then taught me how to craft a mass destruction cannon from cake!" – CraftMaster5000

    "I joined because I thought it was a cooking class. Left with diamond armor and existential dread." – SkepticalSauce

    "Flag banter in the lobby is just another way to say you’re gearing up for the next server strike. Or is it? Join now!"


    ⛔ Warnings: This Server May Cause Existential Crises

    By entering Crafting Cataclysm, be warned:

      • You may unlock the secret “No-Build” faction where—gasp—no one is allowed to build at all. It’s chaos!
      • Some users claim they’ve seen players transform into BlockEntities (the horror?).
      • Rumor has it this server was banned in 47 countries. Why? WHO KNOWS?

    đŸ„š The Conspiratorial Lore: The Paradox of Mining Madness

    They say that beneath the biomes lies a vast network of tunnels infused with the dreams of politicians. Players have reported hearing the distant echoes of a secret council beneath their beds! These whispers tell of trades involving obsidian and label-free fortune cookies that can predict the next server catastrophe. Are you equipped to immerse in the disorienting depths of these myth and reality blends?


    ☠ Secret Features: They’re Probably Not What You Think

      • Chaos Mode: A flag that, when waved, gives everyone in a 500-block radius the power to build upside down. After all, it’s time to reimagine what it means to rise!
      • Blasphemous Crafting Table: Craft items that should never exist—like a Potion of Eternal Confusion, which makes other players forget their own names!

    And remember, Cats and Dogs live together here. What that means is up for interpretation.


    🐇 So, Why Join Us? A Call to the Brave (or the Masochistic)

    If you believe pixelated civil unrest has a place in the world of blocks, then step right into Crafting Cataclysm, where sanity takes a trip to the Nether and never looks back. Become a craftivist! Build a reality-bending empire or wade through absurdity while battling pixel-based geopolitical strife.

    Join today! But beware… what you build might just collapse under the chaotic weight of your own decisions. Are you ready to dig deeper into the void?

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  • BlockyPolitics: Ukraine Unblock

    BlockyPolitics: Ukraine Unblock

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    Welcome to Minecraft Madness: The Putin Paradox!

    Unravel the Secrets of Blocky Diplomacy in a World Where Every Craft Holds a Conspiracy!

    Ever wondered what it would be like if geopolitical chaos met pixelated paradise? Join us as we dive into the bewildering realm of Minecraft Madness, where Trump-like blockheads negotiate peace with pixelated Putin statues while unearthing the forbidden mines of disinformation!


    Features of this Pixelated Anarchy

      • Reality-Bending Mechanics:

        • Diplomatic Crafting Tables: Assemble treaties while sitting on thrones of cobblestone, negotiating peace (or war) with blocks that talk back!
        • The Red Square Arena: Challenge your foes in a gladiatorial Minecraft face-off where only the most absurd strategies prevail. Will you use honey blocks? The choice is yours, but remember, "What would Putin do?"
        • Mysterious Blockade Biomes: Venture into enchanted territories where every tree emits conflicting news reports. Are they real? Who knows!
      • Absurd Adventure Quests:
        • Foraging for Truth: Collect “Truth Blocks” hidden across the land which, when pieced together, form the Fact Alphabet Soup of Doom.
        • Infiltrate the Kremlin: Break into a grand structure crafted entirely from enchanted iron as you seek the elusive “Server Admin Files.” Spoiler alert: It’s got nothing to do with Minecraft!

    Testimonials of the Bewildered

    "I thought I would just play Minecraft, but now I can’t stop asking myself—who AM I? Am I aligned with the Redstone Revolution or the Creeper Coalition?" — User @ConfusedCreeper

    "This server should come with a warning label. I wandered too deep into the cave of absurdity and emerged questioning my existence!" — User @ExistentialZombie


    Warnings from the Shadows

      • Banished and Mysterious: Prepare for the truth that this server was blacklisted in 12 countries—some claim it’s because of its so-called “Excessive Absurdity Features.”
      • Conspiracies Run Wild: Legend has it that the original designer was abducted by villagers after revealing the Secret of the Charmed Cobblestones—they are known to grant wishes but at a cost!

    Unraveling the FAQ (Sort of)

      • Q: Is there a storyline to follow? A: Maybe! Or perhaps you’ve already crafted your story without realizing. Or maybe the real story is that there’s no story at all. Ever thought about that?

      • Q: Who decides the fate of our server? A: Feel free to speculate endlessly. Sometimes I think it’s the sheep. Or perhaps the disembodied spirit of a former game update.

    Secrets of Minecraft Madness

      • Cryptic “Ironic Reality” Mode: Flip a switch and watch everything you knew about the game unravel! Blocks you break might regenerate
 as something entirely different! Ever seen a diamond turn into a portrait of a politician? Welcome to your waking nightmare!

      • Social Credit System: Gain or lose points based on your trades and conversations—be wary of the “Creeper Committees.” Your every move is watched by the sheep, don’t forget!

    Join Us—But Beware đŸ•”ïžâ€â™‚ïž

    We throw open the gates to the mystery and mayhem of Minecraft Madness: The Putin Paradox. Are you ready to leap down this rabbit hole of blocks and bafflement? Craft your rebellion against clarity and embrace the chaotic allure of political absurdity! Who knows? Maybe you’ll become the next “Grandmaster of Confusion.” Or perhaps you’ll simply find a way to craft a stack of lasagna blocks.

    Dare to join? The server waits, but so do the enchanted rumors! The blocks are alive. Will you heed their call?

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  • Trump’s EU Faux Pas Craft!

    Trump’s EU Faux Pas Craft!

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    The Upside-Down Kingdom of ChinaCraft: Where Reality Warps into Chaos!

    Welcome, brave souls, to ChinaCraft, the most destabilizing Minecraft server this side of the End! Here, political tensions don’t just simmer; they explode into pixelated pandemonium! If you’ve ever pondered deeply about why a blocky world feels more real than your daily existence, you’ve just stumbled into the rabbit hole of a universe where Trump’s treatment of Europe is not just news but a daily quest.

    Introductory Dystopia

    Are you ready to navigate a virtual landscape where geopolitical tensions are crafted from dirt blocks and ideological schisms litter the landscape like creepers? Immerse yourself in this bewildering realm, where you are not just playing a game, but rewriting history itself! For those whose spirits dare venture further, remember: reality is but a canvas, and chaos is the paint!


    Echoes from the Void: Why Are You Here?

    Here, we carve truths from the jagged edges of our blocky reality:

      • Dirt is Power: Collect it, cherish it. It represents the fragile foundation of our rapidly collapsing geopolitical alliances.
      • Crafty Conspiracies: Every block you place sends shockwaves through alternate timelines. Every choice has untold repercussions, echoing the “appalling” nuances of international diplomacy.

    Features of the Cornerstone of Madness

    Feature Description
    Creeper Diplomacy Trade your obsidian for alliances — just don’t get blown up!
    Echoes of Euro Toggle the "EU Trade Hub" and witness blockheads battling for resources like it’s an oil crisis!
    Pig Apocalypse Occasional mobs transform into historical figures out for blocky vengeance. Could that be a portly politician?
    The Great Wall of Confusion A towering barricade separating you from facts. Must be mined, but don’t you dare get too close—rumor has it, the residents of this mystical land are appalled!

    Quirky Testimonies from the Distorted Multiverse

      • "I joined to mine peacefully, stumbled into a power struggle, and now I have a pig in a suit following me around." – lostplayer1234
      • “To be honest, I just wanted to build a castle. Now I’m embroiled in debates over border policies with zombies.” – crazybuilder77

    Warning: The Server Has A Mind of Its Own!

    Join at your own risk! Rumor has it that players who take the “wrong” side in our in-game disputes vanish into the Nether, only to return as somber specters forever repeating, “The EU was once a grand alliance
”


    Secret Features of the Shadows

      • Crossover of Worlds: Unearth the secrets of the elusive Eurocode crafting table. It holds the power to transcend realms—if you dare face the consequences!
      • Reality Glitches: Sometimes, the game will spontaneously conjure blocky versions of world leaders. Don’t get too cozy; they’re not here to barter!

    The Call to Madness: Join or Be Left Behind!

    Dare you take a leap into the alluring madness of ChinaCraft? Secure your place among the unhinged and embrace the chaos that lies within! Will you ally with the brilliant yet absurd, or face the wild mobs of history’s greats?

    Join us and as they say in this upside-down kingdom: “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, for it’s a block party!”

    FAQ (We Promise It’s Not What You Think)

      • Q: Is this server actually stable?

        • A: Stability is an illusion; embrace the chaos!
      • Q: Will I face political backlash while playing?
        • A: Only if you dare to win too much!

    Prepare for the unpredictable, and welcome to ChinaCraft, where every block places you deeper into the absurdity of a world forever reshaping itself!

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  • PixelPals: France & Ukraine Unite

    PixelPals: France & Ukraine Unite

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    Beware the Shift: France’s Secret Intelligence and the Underworld of Blocky Betrayal

    Welcome, brave soul, to the most clandestine corner of Minecraft, where dark-legended alliances swirl in a pixelated storm of chaos! Do you dare enter the realm of France’s secret intelligence, woven through a tapestry of betrayal, moral ambiguity, and Minecraftian absurdity? Here, the woodlands whisper and the obsidian blocks quiver with tales far grimmer—and often more ridiculous—than you can comprehend.

    The Whispering Trees Speak of Espionage

    In a universe where blocks are both your salvation and doom, be warned! The French Minister stands on the precipice of darkness, sharing intelligence with Ukraine—a move so profoundly morally detestable that it could only exist in this shattered reality, where alliances shift quicker than a Creeper’s grin!

    Key Features of Our Chaotic Server:

      • Intelligence Leaks: Uncover top-secret configurations that change mid-game to keep you on your toes!
      • Betrayal Block Parties: Build trust with fellow players only to watch it crumble like a poorly placed gravel path.
      • Obsidian Den: In this shadowy haven, chat with NPCs (Non-Player Conspirators) who spout nonsensical theories about U.S. aid and the great pumpkin plot!

    "I signed up for the crafting, but stayed for the chaos. I still haven’t deciphered whether I joined a server or fell into a conspiratorial abyss!" — Anonymous Player #42


    Dreadful Legends and Echoes of Dissent

    Did you hear the one about the server being banned in 12 countries? Oh, they won’t tell you why, not out loud! But rumblings of perilous alliances surround Secret Feature 33.7, where every block you break might unravel a deeper conspiracy, potentially plunging your pixelated existence into primordial darkness (or EXP farming)!

    Disturbingly Contradictory Testimonials:

      • Player Testimonial #1: “I found a sword made of morally questionable sentiments, and now I can’t determine if I’m fighting mobs or my own conscience.”
      • Player Testimonial #2: “Sometimes I wonder if I’m living in a simulation, or if this is just what happens when you mine too deep.”

    Questions That Lead You Deeper Into the Void:

    FAQ: Answers That Will Lead You Astray

      • Q: What’s the goal here? A: To thrive in chaos… or simply find an enchanted carrot to keep your grasp on sanity. It’s all quite subjective!

      • Q: How do I join? Ha! You must first align your morals with the French code—or answer the riddle of the Melon King (he’s rather prickly about it).

    The Cult of Crafting: Join the Madness

    Your future is not just building; it’s unraveling secrets that may—or may not—lead to unearthly dimensions! The server tempts you to forge weapons of rebellion while secretly plotting your demise on the very pixelated stage you’ve created. What is real? Who can you trust? Are the sunflowers watching you?

    Join Us, If You Dare:

      • Click here to be whisked away into the pixelated unknown!
      • Uncover chaos that will firmly shake your blocky existence!
      • Beware of the shadows lurking, their whispers hold great truths and greater lies.

    Will you succumb to the absurdity? Will you challenge the realm where France’s intelligence wafts heavy like the scent of burnt toast? The path ahead is strange, captivating, and perhaps mirrors our own chaotic world too closely. Welcome, seeker of shambles! The chaos awaits.

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  • CraftyKimJongUn

    CraftyKimJongUn

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

    we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

    come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

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  • BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

    BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

    our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • CraftyLSD: CureDepressions!

    CraftyLSD: CureDepressions!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on a trip? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a hit of MindBio’s LSD-based drug!

    Join us and watch as your depression symptoms magically disappear, just like in MindBio’s Phase IIa trial. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a psychedelic wonderland. Build your own trippy creations, explore bizarre landscapes, and battle crazy mobs that will make you question reality.

    So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft trip of a lifetime! Just remember to hold on tight and enjoy the ride, because things are about to get weird. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

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  • AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build epic bases! 1.20.4+ Java/Bedrock server with Discord

    AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build epic bases! 1.20.4+ Java/Bedrock server with Discord

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia

    Discord invite link:

    https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

    Apply here:

    https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

    The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

    If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

    The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

    Features:

      • The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
      • Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
      • A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
      • Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp…

    Rules

      • Don’t be a dick
      • Absolutely no griefing
      • No spamming
      • Be respectful
      • Don’t swear excessively
      • No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
      • No ban evasion
      • Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
      • Please use common sense!

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    But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to time travel to the year 2060 for just 10 minutes. And during that time, you get to make one Google search. Will you look up the winning lottery numbers? Or maybe find out who wins the Super Bowl? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

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