HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

VertebrateVillains

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, conservation strategies, Current Biology, Deforestation, ecosystem disruption, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental regulations, extractive industries, Global threats, habitat destruction, mining activities, oil drilling, Pollution, species extinction, sustainable practices, vertebrate biodiversity, VertebrateVillains, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	7890
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!

OneitisCraft Minecraft Server

alt account, Boundaries, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, friendship, Manipulation, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Obsession, oneitis, OneitisCraft, online relationships, personal growth, psychopath, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social media, STALKING, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crops Grown:	1550
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner psychopath! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like starting friendships with alt accounts to spy on oneitis and delve into their minds. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Our server is filled with friendly faces who may or may not tell you to kill yourself, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces the art of manipulation and mind games? So come on, join us and let’s see just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who’s lurking in the shadows…or in your alt account’s DMs.

SassySMP: KamalasTweetsGotBit

Accountability, Backlash, controversy, criticism, internet backlash, kamala harris, KamalasTweetsGotBit, old tweets, online presence, past statements, political history, Politics, public figure, public opinion, reputation, resurfaced tweets, SassySMP, scrutiny, social media, viral tweets

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3140
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	2052	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with canceled culture in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala’s old tweets are coming back to bite her on the ass! Our server is filled with drama, scandals, and hilarious Twitter beefs that will keep you entertained for hours. Plus, who knows what other skeletons are hiding in our virtual closets? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and controversy!

GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown

Appearance, beauty, BREAKOUTS, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family drama, family relationships, generational differences, GrampsVsGrandkid, opinionated, patches, personal boundaries, personal grooming, Pimples, rude behavior, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, sensitivity, showdown, Ugly

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	4919	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Join us and leave your pimples and patch-wearing grandpa behind! Our server is a patch-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment about your skincare routine.

We promise no one will call you ugly here, unless you build an ugly house – then all bets are off. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because on our server, the only thing that’s ugly is your friend’s cobblestone tower. Join now and let’s build some pixelated paradise together!

CraftyCashLand

1 million dollars, big ticket items, CraftyCashLand, dream purchase, extravagant spending, financial abundance, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial windfall, Investments, luxury, material possessions, millionaire lifestyle, MONEY, savings, shopping spree, sudden wealth, wealth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

If you woke up with $1 million in the bank tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden within our pixelated world is a legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

PeppermintParkWreckerCraft

800-year-old, Australia, conservation, conservation efforts, Contractor, Deforestation, Destroyed, Endangered species, Environmental Crime, environmental destruction, environmental impact, environmental regulations, habitat destruction, illegal logging, peppermint tree, PeppermintParkWreckerCraft, punishment, slap on wrist, tree preservation, Wellington National Park, wildlife protection

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the only rule is to NOT destroy the 800-year-old peppermint tree? well, this server is NOT that! we encourage u to destroy as many ancient trees as u want, cuz why not? who needs history when u can have fun in minecraft, amirite? come join us and get a slap on the wrist for every tree u destroy, it’s a thrill like no other! plus, we have a secret underground society of tree-hating contractors who will guide u on your destructive journey. join now and be a part of the madness!

Server26: Where boomers and zoomers clash in blocky battle! Join now for chaos and crafting fun since 2015!

Active players, Adminshops, battle, blocky, Boomers, Chaos, clash, Crafting, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Donation perks, Fun, Join, Land claiming, MCMMO, Meta, Minecraft, Player Ranks, Plugins, Public farms, Server26, sleep voting, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Warps, world reset, zoomers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay

Vanilla server feel with default currency as diamonds. No warps, player freedom to travel and build. Spawn city protected, areas released for community projects, and more claimblocks earned during play.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, skipping night, and more. Additional datapacks and tweaks for enhanced gameplay.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 18+?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Are there any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or adminshops.
Can I claim land?	Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.

NumberOne Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, brightest star, dreams, empowerment, ever been, Fame, feel like number one, inspiration, living out your fantasy, Lyrics, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Number One, NumberOne, pop, self-belief, self-confidence, Server, shining bright, success

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where you can truly feel like a shining star! Join us and become the brightest star in the Minecraft galaxy, living out your wildest fantasies and shining for all to see.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and instantly became the most legendary builder in all of Minecraft history. Their creations were so mind-blowing that even Notch himself shed a tear of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. And did I mention that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time?

So come on, join us and be the number one shining star in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UnemployedSteve in Minecraft SMP

career struggles, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Opportunities, Job Search, job search advice, job search challenges, job search frustration, job search help, job search motivation, job search strategies, job search success, job search support, job search tips, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, Minecraft, smp, UnemployedSteve, unemployment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of adulting and trying to find a job in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from responsibility! Join us and trade in your resume for a diamond pickaxe as you mine your way to success in our virtual world.

”’I need a break from my annoying roommate”’

Sick of your roommate eating all your snacks and leaving dirty dishes everywhere? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only annoying thing you’ll have to deal with is a creeper blowing up your house. Build your dream home far away from your roommate and live in peace (until they inevitably join the server too).

”’I want to become a Minecraft millionaire”’

Forget about making money in the real world, join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire! Mine for diamonds, trade with other players, and build the biggest mansion on the server. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

”’I need friends who understand my obsession with building pixel art”’

Tired of your friends not appreciating your pixel art creations? Join our Minecraft SMP and surround yourself with fellow builders who understand the importance of a well-crafted pixel art masterpiece. Show off your skills and collaborate on epic builds that will leave everyone in awe.

SisSnitchCraft

Claires, Communication, consequences, discipline, Family issues, Honesty, jewelry, little sister, Mall, Nike, Old Navy, parenting, perfumes, punishment, relationships, shopping, sibling rivalry, SisSnitchCraft, stealing, theft, Trust, Victoria Secret

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Animals Bred:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Picture this: a world where stealing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the little sister in this story, you can roam the virtual mall and snatch up all the goodies you desire. From virtual watches and jewelry to trinket boxes and perfumes, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry about getting caught – there’s no therapy here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Victoria’s Secret heist, where you can compete to see who can steal the most lip glosses and bag charms. And if you get caught, don’t worry – just like in the story, you’ll face some consequences like losing your in-game privileges. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew stealing could be so entertaining?

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