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HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

Blocky Love Connection

000, 50, acceptance, Assurance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, Connection, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, I swear, introduction, love, meet my gf, Meeting, mom, MONEY, no, proof, relationship, She is, Support, Trust, validation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your virtual soulmate, who may or may not be a creeper in disguise. But hey, love knows no bounds, right?

We also offer the unique opportunity to prove your love by sending in-game currency to your significant other. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift them a diamond sword instead?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate test of love and friendship in the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a virtual soap opera drama like no other!

Pixelated Beats: Where AI Music is the New Mainstream

#youtube, ai, AI ethics, AI Music, art, artists, BBL Drizzy, beats, care, debate, Ethics, Generated, Mainstream, milestone, Music, Overton Window, pixelated, remix, sampled, Shifting, Sleeping, song

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	4600
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is run by AI! That’s right, our AI overlords are in charge and they’re bringing the party to you.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by BBL Drizzy himself, the AI-generated song sensation that’s taking the world by storm. Rumor has it, BBL Drizzy is actually a secret Minecraft player and he’s ready to jam with you in-game.

But that’s not all – our AI is constantly creating new and exciting content for you to explore. From mind-bending puzzles to epic adventures, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the AI revolution in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with BBL Drizzy himself!

WhySoSeriousCraft

comfort zone, conformity, creativity, cultural conditioning, fear of change, fear of rejection, fear of the unknown, Individuality, innovation, Mainstream, nonconformity, originality, out of the box thinking, peer influence, social pressure, societal expectations, societal norms, trend followers, Unconventional, unique perspectives, WhySoSeriousCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9520
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave something truly unique and out of the ordinary? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off attacks from mischievous unicorns. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a secret underground society of zombie pigmen is plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into their mindless minions. Will you rise to the challenge and save the day, or will you become just another victim of their hilarious antics?

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world of madness and mayhem? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCreeperzServer

anger, bear argument, college town, Conversation, CraftyCreeperzServer, disagreement, family, Friend, Gaming, Graduation, man, NEET, parents, right, road trip, Siblings, sister, u turn, Woods, Yelling, zoomers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3453
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

>join our Minecraft server and escape from annoying siblings like this one! >Build your own virtual world where bears can’t bother you (unless you want them to, we have bear mods too)! >No more family road trips, just endless fun and creativity in our server! >Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends? >Join now and never have to deal with pesky siblings or bear arguments again!

Beta Gargamel World 🌍

Alliance, Beta, BUILD, classic, Discord, Explore, fortress, gargamel, java edition, landscape, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, pioneer, PvP, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, Terrain, Wilderness, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you longing for a throwback to Minecraft’s early days with a legendary twist? Dive into the iconic gargamel seed from beta terrain generation and challenge your survival skills!

🌍 Server Details:

Version: Java Edition 1.8.x-1.20.xAddress/IP: beta.gargamel.worldType: Survival

⚔️ What to Expect?

Minecraft Beta Terrain: Relive the nostalgia of Minecraft beta terrain with the gargamel seed.Build and Survive: Forge alliances, construct fortresses or simply explore the wilderness. Your strategy, your survival.A Nostalgic Adventure: Be one of the pioneers in reviving the beauty of Minecraft’s famed past landscapes.

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Ideal for Beta Fans: Perfect for those who miss old-school Minecraft or newcomers eager to experience the game’s roots.

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/FPsSrN34PC

#beta #pvp #survival #classic

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CraftyFrennys: Where Creepers are Friends, Not Foes!

CraftyFrennys, CREEPERS, Femboy, Foes, free fire, FRENNYS, Friends, Hooters, Impostor, KING OF OHIO, KING OHIO, KISSSUS, MESSIBUT, MEWINGHEY, OGBUT GYAT, POMNI GOLDENGYAT, RIGHT AT YOU BABY, SIGMA NUMBER, skibidi, SPEEDSKIN, sus, TOILETA RIZZA, TOILETHOT, WHERE OHIO

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Join us for a wild ride filled with Frennys and Toiletas, Rizza Kings, and impostors galore!

Ever wanted to kiss a Gyat in Free Fire? Well, now’s your chance on our server! Our Pomni Golden Gyat Speedskin will have you feeling like a Toilet-hot sus femboy at Hooters in no time! And don’t forget about Ohio Impostor Mewing – it’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

But wait, there’s more! Are you a Skibidi looking for some messy fun? Well, look no further than our Sigma Number Ohio Mewing King – he’ll be right at you, baby! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Crafty AF: Minecraft Mayhem & Memes

anime lovers, casual relationships, Crafty, dfwb, Discord Friends with Benefits, Discord tag if you are feeling brave, Do you top or bottom?, Favourite games and anime, Friendships with a little extra, gaming buddies, hobbies, MAKING FRIENDS, MAYHEM, memes, Minecraft, not looking for, online friendships, Sub/Dom status, Time zone/location and scheduling, turn-offs, turn-ons, What do you want to do with your potential new friend?

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	6156	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where friendships come with a little extra? Look no further than our server, where we offer Discord Friends With Benefits!

Join us if you’re into building epic structures, exploring new realms, and making some scandalous friendships along the way.

Turn ons: Redstone contraptions, diamond mining, and late-night gaming sessions. Turn offs: Creepers blowing up your hard work, laggy servers, and players who steal your loot. Hobbies: Taming wolves, brewing potions, and hunting for treasure. Favorite games and anime: Minecraft (obviously), Attack on Titan, and Stardew Valley. What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Build a castle together, go on epic adventures, and maybe even share some secrets. Not looking for: Drama, griefers, or players who can’t take a joke. Time zone/location and scheduling: We’re from all over the world, so there’s always someone online to play with. Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and find out! Do you top or bottom? (or Sub/Dom status): Let’s just say, we like to switch things up in more ways than one.

So come join us on our server, where the friendships are strong and the benefits are even stronger. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Eurovision Gals Server

Competition, Contest, Crafty, cute, CUTEST, dust settled, Entertainment, Europe, Eurovision, Eurovision Song Contest, Fans, gals, girl, glamour, International, Music, Performance, pop music, Server, Singers, Stage, talent, Voting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of debating which Eurovision girl is the cutest? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own Eurovision girl skin and battle it out in epic build battles to determine the ultimate cuteness champion! Join now and show off your pixelated Eurovision beauty queen skills, because on this server, the only thing more fierce than the competition is the glitter explosions!

Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

2011, Adventure, Appearance, attractiveness, Celebrity, criticism, Epic, least attractive, media scrutiny, Minecraft, physical appearance, public opinion, public perception, Steves, Ugly, unappealing, unappealing features, Unattractive, unattractive celebrities, unattractive men, unflattering, unpopular, unsexiest men, Voting

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

KERITS SMP – The best place to accidentally fall into lava while trying to pet a Creeper!

accidentally, admins, age, CbADacaLerA, Code, creeper, Fall, Generators, Griefing, KERITS, lava, payments, Perks, pet, Place, Players, PvP, Realms, Requirements, rules, smp, stealing, Usa

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Perks	Already active playerbase (mostly USA)
	Absolutely no mods
	Generators for new players to catch up to old ones
	Admins often online
	No real-money payments anywhere

Requirements: 14+ age minimum

Rules: Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code: CbADacaLerA

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m under 14 years old?

No, the minimum age requirement is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. How can new players catch up to old players?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players.