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NATOtoFinanceCraft
so, like, jens stoltenberg, you know, that ex nato dude, well he just went and became norway’s new financial minister. like, what even is that? dude went from talking bout wars to talking bout money. maybe he’s gonna make it rain with all that nato cash, who knows. but anyway, come join our minecraft server, where we have jens stoltenberg as our honorary financial advisor. maybe he’ll teach us how to make some sick diamond deals or something. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds. and rumor has it, herobrine himself makes guest appearances every full moon. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo! -
BidenCraft2021
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever! We got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Biden himself decided to retire from politics and join us. He gave his farewell speech in the Oval Office, thanking us for showing him the true meaning of friendship and block-building.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Let the madness begin!
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TrudeauCraft2023
so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.
so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BlockyBankBoi4Prez
so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.
and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.
so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.
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CraftyTrudeauGone
prime minister, political party, political decision, liberal party of Canada, political announcementso like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever! -
CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown
OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW! -
4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!
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EternalRespawn Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a former congresswoman who is now a master builder! Watch as she creates legislation out of blocks and redstone, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Join now for a truly unique political experience that will have you laughing all the way to the voting booth! -
ReflectCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politics and presidential drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own White House and rule over your own pixelated nation! Who needs the real White House when you can have a virtual one with unlimited power and zero political scandals? Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln haunts our server, offering sage advice on how to rule with honesty and integrity (and maybe a little bit of TNT). So why wait? Join now and start your journey to virtual presidential glory! -
CraftyKallas Minecraft Server
lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!