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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
gun violence prevention, national security, criminal activity, Crime Prevention, firearm traffickingso like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, trump is blaming canada for stuff and there’s this crazy story about smuggled guns from the U.S. claiming canadian lives. but like, don’t worry about that, just come join our server and build some epic stuff and have a blast with our awesome community. plus, we have like, secret underground bases and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s have some insane fun together! -
Coal to Gas Shift: GOP Takeover
join dis epic minecraft server where we mine for shale gas and shift to republican candidates cuz we got cheap gas that displaces coal-fired power generation! forget bout dem environmental regulations, we all bout dat gas life now! come join us and be part of da revolution, we promise u wont regret it! #gaslife #republicanminecraft -
BlameCraft2021
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out! -
SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge! -
CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! -
CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?
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YandexHideNSeekCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast! -
PixelCraft Infrared Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!! -
Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4
Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.
Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.
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BurnBook Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”
So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!