we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!
our players are so dedicated to the cause that they will do anything to protect their airspace, even if it means taking down Russian targets with their bare hands!
join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos as we fight for our virtual homeland in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show those Russians who’s boss!
Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.
So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.
You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.
But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly People | Everyone on the server is welcoming and mature, creating a relaxed environment. |
| Smooth Connection | 24/7 server with a large 30GB RAM and fast whitelisting process to prevent griefers. |
| Vanilla Plus | No pay-to-win features, only vanilla Minecraft with some quality-of-life mods. |
| Builder Focused | No server resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone-friendly setup. |
| Community Based | Encourages community living and holds votes for server-based changes. |
To join, click here and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.
No, the server has a strong connection and 30GB RAM, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience as long as you’re in America.
No, there are no pay-to-win features, crates, or bonuses for donations. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.
Yes, the server is focused on builders and there are no resets, allowing you to create and build without the fear of losing your progress.
The server encourages community living, holds votes for server changes, and plans to host group builds and minigames in the future.
If you have any questions, you can message fadedchickennn on Discord for assistance.
We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!
And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.
So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!
Join this server and get accused of catfishing girls just because you’re wearing a ring, like what even is that logic? And then get called a fuck boy for no reason at all, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions, man!
But hey, if you want some unusual positive attention from women and maybe lose some weight in the process (not guaranteed), then this server is the place to be! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! ๐คช๐
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to be wielded by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who have a taste for player flesh!
Not only will you encounter mythical creatures, but you’ll also stumble upon hidden dungeons filled with treasure, including stacks of enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also hosts epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams. It’s a chaotic frenzy of pixelated madness that will have you laughing until you cry!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for pixelated porn…oops, we mean pixelated swords!
This is not your average anarchy no cheats server! Here are some key points that make us different:
| 1) | Map started in 2019 and has never been reset. |
|---|---|
| 2) | Small active community, averaging 20-40 unique players a day. |
| 3) | NEVER pay to win. |
| 4) | i7-7700K Intel CPU with an owner willing to upgrade if the server playerbase grows. |
| 5) | An anarchy community dedicated to building and having fun, with a focus on vanilla mob spawns and render distance. |
| 6) | Not very PvP oriented, but PvP players are welcome. |
| 7) | Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize. |
Server Information:
A: No, the one rule of the server is NO CHEATS.
A: We have an average of 20-40 unique players online each day.
A: No, we do not allow any pay to win elements on the server.
A: While PvP players are welcome, the community is not very PvP oriented.
A: Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize.