political assassination Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Emeralds Found:	7511	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	3326
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, CreeperCraze, extremism, global tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military operations, Minecraft, political assassination, radical groups, response, RETALIATION, security threats, Server, Shukr assassination, target civilians, Terrorism, terrorist organizations, violence, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3560	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	4645
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than iran and hezbollah combined! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got mobs that will make you cry like a little baby! come join us and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a saudi prince. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

MossadMayhem: HaniyehHitmen

#covert operations, agents, Assassination, Espionage, Explosives, Haniyeh, HaniyehHitmen, intelligence agencies, international news, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, MossadMayhem, political assassination, Report, secret missions, security threats, Terrorism, The Telegraph, undercover operatives

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3299	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crops Grown:	7994
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u like a disco ball. we once had a creeper that turned into a rapper and dropped some sick beats. join us and be part of the craziest adventures in blocky land. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Haniyeh’s Explosive Adventure

#intelligence agency, Adventure, alleged, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, explosive, Explosives, government secrets, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Iranian agents, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, political assassination, Report, security breach, Tehran, Terrorism, undercover

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u suck at sneaking around and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a super spy without even leaving ur computer chair! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a top-secret underground lair where u can plan world domination (or just chill with ur pals, whatever floats ur boat).

plus, we got explosions! like, lots of ’em. u can blow stuff up, set traps for unsuspecting players, or just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. it’s like being in an action movie, but without all the pesky danger and stuff.

oh, and did we mention the llamas? yeah, we got llamas. they’re like the coolest animals in the game, and u can ride ’em around like a boss. plus, they spit at u if u get too close, so watch out for that.

so, if u wanna live out ur spy fantasies, blow stuff up, and ride llamas into battle, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be epic, trust us. oh, and did we mention the cake? yeah, we got cake too. so, what are u waiting for? join now and start ur epic adventure today!

SkinnyCraft2020

body positivity, bridal party, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, Confidence, family drama, formal event, goal weight, picture-perfect., self improvement, self love, selfish, sister, SkinnyCraft2020, special day, wedding dress, wedding planning, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss progress

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4109
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Picture this: you spawn into the server and are greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible!

Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Creeper Karaoke Night” where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And don’t even get me started on our weekly “Ender Dragon Dance Party” – it’s lit!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even spot a herd of rainbow sheep doing the Macarena. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

SMP20sAdviceMinecraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	272
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your dream castle, prank your friends with exploding sheep, and ride pigs into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Trust us, you won’t find a better way to procrastinate adult responsibilities than by joining our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure that will make your 20s the best years of your life!

BlockyBackstabbers

backstabbers, betrayers, BlockyBackstabbers, deceitful behavior, deceitful individuals, dishonest actions, dishonest people, dishonesty, distrustful individuals, dubious individuals, lack of integrity, lack of trustworthiness, questionable motives, shady characters, skepticism, skepticism towards others, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unreliable people, untrustworthy behavior, untrustworthy individuals

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

If you don’t trust people who don’t play on our Minecraft server, then you’re in the right place! Our server is filled with players who are so trustworthy, they’ll even give you their last diamond without hesitation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a pack of friendly wolves who will attack any griefers on sight. So come join us and never worry about trusting the wrong person again!

SweetVanilla SMP: Where we pretend to be Hermit-like adults but really just build giant cake houses

add-ons, Adults, application, Bluemap, BUILD, Cake, Collaborative projects, Community, Create, Custom Items, Discord, Drama-free, Events, Friends, GIANT, hats, hermitlike, Houses, Minigames, models, multiplayer, Player Shops, PRETEND, quality of life, resource pack, Semi Vanilla, smp, SweetVanilla, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9033
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	383
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ community Minecraft server
Features	Player shops, events, collaborative projects, quality of life add-ons, custom resource pack
How to Join	Fill out an application on Discord
Links	Discord, Bluemap, Trailer

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, players must be 18 or older to join.
What kind of community is this server?	It is a tight-knit community that enjoys engaging with one another in a lively and drama-free Minecraft world.
What features are encouraged on the server?	Player shops, events, and collaborative projects are heavily encouraged.
Are there any add-ons used on the server?	Quality of life add-ons similar to those found on HermitCraft are used to enhance the multiplayer experience while maintaining vanilla gameplay.
Can players submit custom models, hats, and items for use on the server?	Yes, there is an optional resource pack that allows players to submit their own custom models, hats, and items for minigames, events, or more.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can fill out an application on the Discord server.

AnimeLoversMC Server

(subculture), addiction, Anime, AnimeLoversMC, Community, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, influence, japanese animation, love, Mainstream, Media, Normalfags, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, Popular, Server, society

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies who just don’t understand your love for anime? Well, fear not my fellow weebs, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for all things otaku!

Join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme. Build your own anime-inspired creations, battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches, and even embark on quests to collect rare waifu figurines scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anime Catgirl Army, a group of fierce feline warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious anime treasures. Join forces with them and together, we will conquer the Minecraft world in the name of all things kawaii!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the ultimate anime paradise? Say goodbye to the normies and hello to a world where anime rules supreme!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2847: PEACEful Mining Edition

archived threads., discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, Mining, pastebin, Patch, PEACE edition, Peaceful, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as the RWBY fandom? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, memes, and more drama. Whether you love RWBY or hate it, just don’t tell us it’s good because we don’t care!

But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And guess what? RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, so get ready for some crazy crossovers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with patch updates, insane arguments about ships, and of course, the occasional troll post. Don’t believe their lies, just come join the madness. Patch will rise again, and so will the chaos on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

NoCuts4TouristsMC

9 to 5 job, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, customer service, dutch city, ENTITLEMENT, everyday life, language barrier, limited stock, line cutting, local perspective, NoCuts4TouristsMC, rent payment, rude tourists, schedule disruption, special moment, stroopwafel, Tourist, tourist attraction, work break

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Animals Bred:	132
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of tourist-filled cities and enjoy some delicious virtual stroopwafels without any line-cutting drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your precious stroopwafel stash from greedy players who think they can just waltz in and buy out the entire stock. Will you stand your ground like our brave player did in the bakery, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them have their “special moment”?

But beware, there may be some players who think you’re the real villain for not letting them have their share of the virtual stroopwafels. Can you handle the heat in this intense stroopwafel showdown?

So come on over to our server and show off your stroopwafel-buying skills, because in this world, it’s every player for themselves when it comes to these sweet treats. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculous encounters that await you on our server!

VanillaFrogs: Where even the frogs get a taste of the semi-anarchy- no cheeseburgers allowed! 1.21 🐸

Allowed, Carpet, Cheeseburgers, Community, creativity, Exploration, Frogs, launch date, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Player Base, player heads, Rail, Rewards, Semianarchy, Server, strategy, String, Survival, Taste, Tnt, trade system, Vanilla, vanilla duping, VanillaFrogs, Version 1.21.

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
💸 – /trade System
👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
🗳️ – Voting Rewards
🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
Nether Roof Disabled
💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
📣 – Community Focus

Server Information:

IP Address	vanillafrogs.com or play.vanillafrogs.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
Launch Date	August 24th, 2024
Key Features	/trade, toggleable phantoms, voting rewards, Nether Roof disabled, Vanilla Duping enabled, player heads plugin

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions. The IP address for Java is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.

Q: What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on VanillaFrogs? A: VanillaFrogs offers a mix of classic vanilla gameplay with added enhancements such as /trade system, toggleable phantoms, voting rewards, and more to enrich your gaming experience.

Q: Are there any special features or plugins on VanillaFrogs? A: Yes, VanillaFrogs has features like Vanilla Duping enabled, player heads plugin, and a strong community focus to foster a friendly and welcoming environment for all players.

Q: When was the server launched, and what version does it support? A: The server was launched on August 24th, 2024, and currently supports version 1.21 with ViaBackwards Support.

Q: Can I access the Nether Roof on VanillaFrogs? A: No, access to the Nether Roof is disabled on VanillaFrogs to maintain the challenge and integrity of the game.

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

Anime, artistic choices, BlockyBlunders, character creation, character design, Character development, controversial, creative decisions, criticism, critique, design flaws, fan reactions, Fandom, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, Oda, Opinions, questionable choices, Server, storytelling, terrible designs, WTF

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. The llama’s name was Sir Clucksalot and he had a mission to lead players on epic quests filled with ridiculous challenges and absurd obstacles. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the electric slide.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated jungle filled with exploding watermelons and flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding watermelons).

Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

BIZARRE, controversial, crippled, Entertainment, Gay, inappropriate, long tail, Minecraft, mom, obese, offensive, Pedophiles, Shocking.., Show, smp, taboo, television, trevor, UNUSUAL, watch, watcher, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6529	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!