political assassination Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5181
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Farms Harvested:	758
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, CreeperCraze, extremism, global tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military operations, Minecraft, political assassination, radical groups, response, RETALIATION, security threats, Server, Shukr assassination, target civilians, Terrorism, terrorist organizations, violence, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mines Excavated:	2107
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than iran and hezbollah combined! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got mobs that will make you cry like a little baby! come join us and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a saudi prince. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

MossadMayhem: HaniyehHitmen

#covert operations, agents, Assassination, Espionage, Explosives, Haniyeh, HaniyehHitmen, intelligence agencies, international news, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, MossadMayhem, political assassination, Report, secret missions, security threats, Terrorism, The Telegraph, undercover operatives

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1713
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u like a disco ball. we once had a creeper that turned into a rapper and dropped some sick beats. join us and be part of the craziest adventures in blocky land. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Haniyeh’s Explosive Adventure

#intelligence agency, Adventure, alleged, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, explosive, Explosives, government secrets, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Iranian agents, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, political assassination, Report, security breach, Tehran, Terrorism, undercover

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Votes:	5386

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u suck at sneaking around and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a super spy without even leaving ur computer chair! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a top-secret underground lair where u can plan world domination (or just chill with ur pals, whatever floats ur boat).

plus, we got explosions! like, lots of ’em. u can blow stuff up, set traps for unsuspecting players, or just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. it’s like being in an action movie, but without all the pesky danger and stuff.

oh, and did we mention the llamas? yeah, we got llamas. they’re like the coolest animals in the game, and u can ride ’em around like a boss. plus, they spit at u if u get too close, so watch out for that.

so, if u wanna live out ur spy fantasies, blow stuff up, and ride llamas into battle, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be epic, trust us. oh, and did we mention the cake? yeah, we got cake too. so, what are u waiting for? join now and start ur epic adventure today!

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

completionist, DungeonCrawl, final boss, finishing games, game addiction, game challenges, game completion, game endings, game over, Gaming, gaming choices, gaming decisions, gaming dilemmas, gaming habits, gaming struggles, last dungeon, LEVEL, lolz, procrastination, SURVIVE, Thrive, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

Acid, Alternative Medicine, amino asylum, Blockheads, brain function, brain health, Cerebrolysin, cognitive enhancement, cognitive enhancement drugs, cognitive enhancement research, Dihexa, Epobis, Gamers, intranasal, Isrib, mind enhancement, Minecraft, nootropic sources, nootropic supplements, nootropics, peptide sciences, Semax, Server, smart drugs, Tak 653, Trippy, Tropisetron

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

anger, BIGGER….., body acceptance, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, body shaming, BootyCraft, butt, comparison, emotional issues, envy, Everyones, Frustration, huge ass, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, Resentment, self esteem, self worth, societal standards, UNFAIR, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	8447
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

#youtube, anticipation, bigfoot, delayed, Excited, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, looks good, Minecraft, Mystery, release date, release date speculation, Server, speculation, this ever coming out, Trailer, Upcoming, video game, Waiting, where is it, Wheres

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

Audio recording, banter, blocky, emotional, Eternity, Farewell, farewell message, Friends, Goodbye, goodbye for all time, goodbye for good, goodbye forever, goodbye forever audio, goodbye forever message, goodbye forever recording, goodbye message, goodbye recording, goodbye sentiment, goodbye voice note, Heartfelt, hilarious, long trail, Minecraft, Server, voice message

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Votes:	3834

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

audience engagement, brand building, Competition, content consistency, Content Creation, Digital Media, Failure, Glorious, marketing strategies, McStreamFace, Months, once a every 2 months, online entertainment, online presence, Popularity, social media, still the number 1 vtuber, Stream, streaming, STREAMS, Streamy, success, virtual youtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

adult games, Affair, Board Games, building, card games, children’s games, classic games, competitive games, cooperative games, creeper, educational games, engaging games, entertaining games, family, Family Games, Familycraft, Forts, Fun games, hugs, innovative games, interactive games, Mandatory, modern games, Multiplayer Games, party games, single player games, strategy games, traditional games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ores Mined:	4138	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, Defense, escalation, Global, Houthis, international relations, Israel, JokermanIntel, Kingdom, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, twitter, update

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

Alt1, boss portals, Chaos, cooking skill, Crafting, creeper, Draynor, Easter, game jam, Gaming, Gender neutral titles, Herbs, Housing of Parliament., jagex, level up jingles, mashup, meets, Minecraft, moneymaking, necromancy, patches, Returning Players, Revolution bars, RSG, runescape, Seeds, Shooting Star, Spring event, Ultimate, Yanille

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Votes:	7206
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	59	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1168

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

depression, emotional detachment, emotional well being, GIT, GUD, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, neediness, personal growth, relationships, Rich, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-fulfillment, Server, Weakness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	482	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	4531	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?