first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.
but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.
so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).
plus, we got explosions! like, lots of ’em. u can blow stuff up, set traps for unsuspecting players, or just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. it’s like being in an action movie, but without all the pesky danger and stuff.
oh, and did we mention the llamas? yeah, we got llamas. they’re like the coolest animals in the game, and u can ride ’em around like a boss. plus, they spit at u if u get too close, so watch out for that.
so, if u wanna live out ur spy fantasies, blow stuff up, and ride llamas into battle, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be epic, trust us. oh, and did we mention the cake? yeah, we got cake too. so, what are u waiting for? join now and start ur epic adventure today!
Forget about the haters who don’t want to follow the theme – on our server, you’ll be kicked out of dinner if you’re not rocking a Santa hat or reindeer antlers. It’s a milestone celebration for YOU, so why not go all out and embrace the Christmas spirit in July?
Join us for a jolly good time and let’s make this the most festive birthday bash ever! Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual visit from Minecraft Santa himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! Our community is filled with players who have conquered their depression by unleashing their creativity in the virtual world.
So come on, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with talking llamas! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?
Join our server and embark on crazy adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret stat of how many times you’ve accidentally fallen into a pit of creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living a life full of epic stats and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft legend with stats that will make even Notch himself jealous!
join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the cows protest for equal rights and the sheep start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken overlords.
but that’s not all! we have custom mini-games like “shear the sheep” and “chicken race to the finish line”. plus, every full moon, the ender dragon comes to visit and wreak havoc on our already chaotic world.
so come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. just remember, in this world, the only rule is there are no rules.
| Description | CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate Minecraft server focused on recreating history. Join us in fun grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. The server operates in iterations with new content and themes every 2 months. Currently building Armavir (Armenia). |
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| Server IP | crusalis.net (premium MC only) |
| Community | Victorix Discord: Join here (mention invite by Mado) |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server if I’m not a premium Minecraft user? | Sorry, this server is only available for premium Minecraft users. |
| How often do server iterations change? | Server iterations change every 2 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. |
| Is there a specific theme for each iteration? | Yes, each iteration features a new theme and content for players to explore. |
| How can I contribute to building Armavir (Armenia)? | Join Victorix Discord and participate in wars to help in claiming enemy nation land and ensuring victory. |
| Who can I contact for more information? | You can reach out to Mado on Victorix Discord for any queries or assistance. |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise. That’s right, you’ll be building with magical creatures who poop rainbows and fart glitter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Bau Edition, where players can battle it out in epic duels with diamond swords made of pure awesomeness. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of security anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). Let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.