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Political Appointments

  • QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP

    QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.

    But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.

    And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

    Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

    Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

    So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

    Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

    BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn

    MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha come join our minecraft server, where we have french president macron and prime minister attal playing with us! they’re building a giant baguette house together and fighting off creepers with their fancy french accents. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the frenchies! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a free croissant every time you log in. oui oui, mon ami, come play with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Putin’s FamCraft Minecraft Server

    Putin’s FamCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how putin is like the big boss man in russia? well, he just went and kicked out a bunch of his deputy defence ministers and put in his own fam member instead. like, talk about keeping it in the family, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we promise not to kick out any of our deputy defence ministers, cuz we don’t even have any! just pure chaos and fun times ahead, so hop on in and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockParty18

    BlockParty18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, newly minted adult! Ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the wildest ride you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to fly like a superhero. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and saving villagers with their newfound abilities. And that’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the strength of a thousand creepers. Can you find it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

    MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how the US is all like “we gotta protect our interests in the Middle East” and stuff? well, this server is like the perfect place for u to practice ur fighter jet skills before u join the real military! we got all the latest jets and crazy cool missions for u to complete. plus, u can totally show off ur skills to all ur friends and be like “yeah, i’m a pro pilot now, no big deal.” so come join us and let’s take to the skies together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NigerCraft: Hostage Havoc

    NigerCraft: Hostage Havoc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Al-Qaeda affiliates taking Russians hostage in Niger! It’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form! Will you be the hero to save the day or will you join forces with the bad guys? The choice is yours, bro! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GutGobblerCraft

    GutGobblerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP