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  • QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP

    QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.

    But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.

    And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

    Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab
    Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

    Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

    So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

    BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

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  • MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn

    MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn
    haha come join our minecraft server, where we have french president macron and prime minister attal playing with us! they’re building a giant baguette house together and fighting off creepers with their fancy french accents. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the frenchies! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a free croissant every time you log in. oui oui, mon ami, come play with us!

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  • Putin’s FamCraft Minecraft Server

    Putin’s FamCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how putin is like the big boss man in russia? well, he just went and kicked out a bunch of his deputy defence ministers and put in his own fam member instead. like, talk about keeping it in the family, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we promise not to kick out any of our deputy defence ministers, cuz we don’t even have any! just pure chaos and fun times ahead, so hop on in and let’s get this party started!

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