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  • Zelensky’s Tee-Riffic Realm

    Zelensky’s Tee-Riffic Realm

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    Zelensky’s T-Shirt Temple of Uncertainty

    Welcome to an existential dreadscape where pixels meet irony in a blocky universe! Are you ready to unearth the tangled threads of international diplomacy, fashion, and unintended meme culture all in one chaotic Minecraft server? Strap on your diamond armor and prepare for a wild ride through the bewildering Zelensky’s T-Shirt Temple of Uncertainty!


    About the Server: Why It Exists (and Why It Might Not)

    In the sprawling lands of our server, the Ukrainian government finds new ways to fold existential crises into cotton and screen prints! Yes, you heard that right! As the government ventures into the T-shirt business, we merely question… Is it capitalism or cosmic absurdity? Get your limited-edition tees emblazoned with utterly viral quotes, now descending upon our pixelated realm like a fever dream, one block at a time!

    Join Us If You Are Brave Enough:

    • Wear Your Ideologies: Literally wear them! Feel the soft embrace of fabric as you reconsider your life choices.
    • Striking Designs: Featuring art that’s as subtle as a creeper in a dark tunnel, wear the words of leaders who face the might of meme wars.
    • Turning Diplomacy into Dress-Up: Who knew political strategy could be so fashionable?

    Features of Chaos: Dive into Disorder

    FeatureDescription
    T-Shirt CraftingMix ink and moral ambiguity; emerge with a wearable testament to chaos!
    Zelensky’s VanguardJoin a faction of pixelated defenders clad in witty commentary and memes—while pondering your real-life existence.
    Diplomatic MemesChannel those viral energies into each block placement. Navigate terrain while contemplating your life’s direction.
    Daily Chaos EventsParticipate in events like “$25 Shirt Day” where prices and principles fluctuate erratically!

    Rumors, Repercussions, and Reality-Bending Testimonials

    “I bought a T-shirt and instantly forgot my existential dread… until I stepped on a poison potato.”Anonymous Player #37

    The whispers echo: this server was banned in 12 countries. No one knows why. Perhaps it’s the intertwining of geopolitics and humor that scares them? Or maybe it’s our overly enthusiastic villagers who shout press releases every time we unlock a new T-shirt design!


    Frequently (Not) Asked Questions

    • Q: Can I really wear these shirts in real life? A: What is “real” anyway? Maybe all existence is but a poorly rendered Minecraft patch.

    • Q: Is this server safe for my sanity? A: Safety is a construct, much like the fabric of these shirts designed to mock governmental misadventures.

    • Q: What’s with the T-shirts? A: T-shirts are the new currency of hope… or just fabric that smothers reality.

    Legends From the Blocky Underworld

    They say that if you unlock the sacred shirt of wisdom—a T-shirt more powerful than the Act of Uniform Diplomacy—you’ll gain the ability to speak in only memes for three days and summon a battalion of glowstone golems to your aid. Beware, it may also summon an army of unending pop-up ads.


    Secret Features: The Things We Don’t Talk About

    1. Hidden Zones of Policy Enlightenment: Stumble into secret biomes where bizarre political debates unfold in the flora—poisonous flowers not included.
    2. Teleportation to the Subconscious: Ever wonder where your mind goes during a long meeting? Stop by the Digital Therapy Chamber and find out!

    Your Cosmic Invitation: Join If You Dare!

    Venture forth, timid traveler! The server welcomes only the bold—those willing to navigate the absurdity of a world where geopolitics meets block-placing mayhem! Discover the tangled tapestry of informal diplomacy and terebinths of human error stitched into the very fabric of our chaotic land.

    Step beyond the comfort zone. In Zelensky’s T-Shirt Temple of Uncertainty, every block tells a story, and every story questions your grip on reality. Will you add your voice to the whispers of history, or will you merely be part of an intricate tapestry of absurdity? The choice is yours!

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  • CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server

    CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here at Redshirts = Redhats, we pride ourselves on our unique brand of insanity. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players decided to challenge the Ender Dragon using nothing but red hats as armor. And you know what? They actually defeated the dragon! Ever since then, we’ve been known as the Redhats, a fearless group of warriors who fear nothing, not even a blocky dragon.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of karate. So if you ever find yourself in a llama fight, you better watch out because those fluffy creatures pack a mean punch.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room, where diamonds rain from the sky and enchanted golden apples grow on trees. It’s like a Minecraft dream come true!

    So come join us at Redshirts = Redhats, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

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    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    Brief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    a3.storymine.ru

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  • Racoon Hideout Minecraft Server

    Racoon Hideout Minecraft Server

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    Server Information
    Server NameRacoon Hideout
    CrossplayJava & Bedrock
    VersionAny version supported
    GameplayMostly Vanilla with some quality-of-life features
    Mini GamesYes! Fun mini-games are available for everyone to enjoy
    What We Offer
    Crossplay SupportPlay with friends regardless of platform
    Active AdminsOur staff is here to keep things smooth and enjoyable
    Mini GamesEnjoy fun mini-games with your friends
    Friendly CommunityWe’re building a welcoming, positive community from scratch
    Plugins We Use
    EssentialsXFast teleportation, home setting, and more
    VaultWe have an economy on this server that will be used in the future for shops
    LuckPermsFully set up permissions for everyone, ensuring a smooth experience
    Floodgate & GeyserFull crossplay support for Java and Bedrock players

    FAQs

    Can I play on the server with my friends who are using a different platform?

    Yes, we support crossplay between Java and Bedrock players!

    Do you have any mini-games on the server?

    Yes, we have fun mini-games available for everyone to enjoy.

    What kind of community are you aiming to build?

    We are aiming to build a non-toxic, tight-knit community where everyone is accepted and welcomed.

    Are suggestions from players accepted for the server?

    Yes! Suggestions are always welcome for anything about us or the server.

    How can I stay updated and connect with other players?

    Join our Discord server by clicking on the following link: Click here

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  • Neuro Swarm Central 1.20.2

    Neuro Swarm Central 1.20.2

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and welcome our new AI overlord Neuro-sama? She’s like this neural network VTuber who’s learning to play games, sing, and collab with other VTubers. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, bro!

    Join now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama’s daily rants and skills development. Plus, there’s a subathon happening every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) – it’s lit!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for more info. And don’t forget to grab some merch from Neuro-sama’s shop – you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, I swear!

    So, if you’re into AI, VTubers, and just overall chaos, this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the madness now!

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  • NurseNotSerious Minecraft Server

    NurseNotSerious Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of getting in trouble for simply trying to get out of a boring day at school? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be sick whenever you want without any consequences! No more fake sickness accusations or cellphone violations here – just pure gaming fun!

    Our server is the perfect place for rebellious students who want to stick it to the man. Build your own virtual school where you make the rules, sneak in your phone without fear, and never have to worry about getting in trouble for wanting to go home early.

    So come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild in a world where the only rule is to have a good time!

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  • LaundryCraft – Mom’s on a mission

    LaundryCraft – Mom’s on a mission

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride of folding clothes, separating loads, and battling over who gets the top shelf in the closet.

    Our server is filled with epic quests like “Find the Missing Sock” and “Defeat the Wrinkled Shirt Boss”. But beware, our resident laundry queen may try to help out by doing your laundry – and trust us, it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

    So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart, then join us now! Just remember, when it comes to laundry, it’s every player for themselves.

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  • GenZMissedMinecraftSMP

    GenZMissedMinecraftSMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be unicorns riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! It’s like the early internet but on steroids, like seriously, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a real-life Minecraft heist movie but with more explosions and less logic. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, it’s like the internet in the 90s but with more memes and less dial-up. Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

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  • PennyCraftVIP

    PennyCraftVIP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he now runs a bakery in our virtual world, selling delicious creeper-shaped cookies to all the players. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch riding a unicorn through the pixelated sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie that can breakdance to a skeleton that moonwalks, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, this membership is worth every penny and then some!

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  • Redstone comrades

    Redstone comrades

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    So, like, this server is totally like a battlefield, but with Minecraft blocks instead of real guns. And get this, we have Russian and North Korean soldiers fighting each other! It’s like a crazy war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual enemies. Plus, the Russian soldiers think the North Koreans are like, totally subhuman, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join now for the most insane PvP action you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

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  • Contaminated Blocks & Disparities

    Contaminated Blocks & Disparities

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    Yo, so like, forget about all that boring real life stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got more than 97 million players served with epic levels of fun and craziness.

    Race, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status? Who cares about that when you can be a blocky warrior fighting off creepers and building the most insane structures ever seen in the Minecraft world.

    Join us and leave all your real life problems behind. Dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Thalassa

    Thalassa

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    Thalassa is a new semi-vanilla no rules anarchy server that runs in version 1.19

    The server has a data pack called Terralith installed that adds a ton of new biomes and structures within the vanilla game. https://modrinth.com/datapack/terralith

    No additional downloads/mods are required to join or play the server. (Other than the vanilla game version 1.19)

    All I really ask is Do not break real world laws. Do not try to deliberately lag the server.

    If you vote for this server I will give you a souvenir in game.

    theserverwont.work

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