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CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Survival Donations PVP Set V Mod for donation check server Minecraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Emperor (99 RUR), Deluxe (139 RUR) You will receive a Moderator after purchasing a helper (169 RUR), owner (199 RUR) Chief Moder This gives us faith so that we believe you that you are a worthy moderator, read more in the server!!!

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CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.

But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crops Grown:	4240
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	3843
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3414
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crops Grown:	2169
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Votes:	8359	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	531985	Crops Grown:	4640
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!