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CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, criminal activity, Dmitri Simes, FBI raids, foreign interference, Government, intelligence agencies, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, media coverage, MUELLER REPORT, national security, political analyst, political scandal, public figure, Russia collusion, Russian-American, search warrant, suspicious activity, Trump Campaign

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

advice, Aint, CREEPERS, cultural exchange, explode, GamersUnite, MinecraftMayhem, places to visit, Players, pricing negotiations, Recommendations, servergoals, Time, tourist destinations, travel etiquette, travel experiences, travel tips, troll

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

Analysis, Average, average weight, BMI, body image, body positivity, comparison, Country, cultural standards, data, diet, Exercise, global perspective, health, Lifestyle, measurements, Pigs, pixelated, research, SkinnyCraft, society, statistics, thicker, trends, weight, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Farms Harvested:	296	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

Anime, Bring Her Back, BUILD, Character, comic books, Community, convention, COSPLAY, costumes, Craftsmanship, Creative, diy, dress up, Edition, fan favorite, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, Join, make believe, Memecraft, Minecraft, Performance, pop culture, role-play, Roleplay, Server, slay, Style, Today, Trendiest

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	4646
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

CraftyMagicaFun – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Fans! #MagicalCrafting #SideStoryMadness

Android, clock tower, CraftyMagicaFun, Doppel Explosion, English translation, Event, Fans, friend list, gacha, Game, Ios, Kamihama Big Sports Day, Madoka, magi, magia record, magica, Magical Paper Sumo, Magical Sugoroku, MagicalCrafting, Minecraft, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Server, side story, SideStoryMadness, Step up, Translations, Ultimate, Witch Hunting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	187878	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a magical land where anything is possible!

Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.

Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.

Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.

Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.

Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

CraftyAF Server – ‘>be me’ Edition! PVP, Minigames, and meme-tastic fun! Join the pixel party now!

anime girl’s, anxiety, art, art block, autism, bullying, Communication, control, coping mechanisms, CraftyAF, depression, Edition, Fun, gtbe, Join, life struggles, memetastic, mental health, Minigames, online friends, Party, PIXEL, PvP, reaching out, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Talking, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	990	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Votes:	6324
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real life bullies and trying to explain your struggles to people who just don’t get it? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want without any judgement!

Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.

Minecraft Munchies: ‘Dungeon Meshi’ Server – Dig in for some deliciously hilarious adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, anthropology, Character development, Cooking, culture clash, deliciously, Dig, Diversity, Dungeon, dungeon meshi, Ethics, Exploration, FANTASY, Food, geopolitical implications, hilarious, humor, legal lolishotas, Manga, Meshi, Minecraft, Monsters, Munchies, race relations, RPG, Server, Survival, world-building

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Potions Brewed:	162
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	228
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	9662

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where an entire race of legal lolishotas roams free, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join our server and become a part of this wacky world where anything goes!

Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!

MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

Adventure Awaits, Bitches, carpe diem, exploring new horizons, fearless females, girl gang, hitting the road, into the unknown, journey of a lifetime, Let’s go, living life, making memories, MineCraftBitches, on the move, ride or die, road trip ready, road trip vibes, Roll, Seize the Day, Server, Time, time to roll, trendy, Unstoppable, Wanderlust, wild and free

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	180	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re riding a llama dressed as a wizard, casting spells on creepers that explode into confetti! Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!

YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

beacon, Civilization, culture, diamonds, heritage, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, joking, Last, Legacy, Minecraftserver, preservation, pride, Significance, slay, society, tradition, VALUES, Western, Western Civilisation, YeetCraft, zombies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4328	Secret Passages Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

artistic expression, BlockBlasters, Cinematic, cinematography, Concept, Conquer, Cool, Craft, creativity, directorial, film, film industry, ideas, imagination, inspiration, Kids, Kino, motion pictures, Movie, screenwriting, storytelling, thinking, thought process, Visionary, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	762
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).