Political Ambitions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister

economic policy, Campaign, political commentary, Canada, prime minister

so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.

but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?

so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

monetary policy, Central Banker, Potential Candidate, Financial Expert, international experience

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

political campaign, Presidential election, Years, wrestling star, rhodes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

Politics, scandal, detained, human trafficking, Pastor

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

F16FunCraft: Jetting into Summer

strategy, military alliance, Air Force, fighter jets, foreign relations

lol u ever seen a pig fly? well get ready to see some f-16 jets flying over ukraine this summer on our minecraft server! why join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar. they saw our server and were like “holy cow, this place is lit!” so they started playing and now they’re bffs. true story. also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake? yep, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the epic adventure of ukraine and f-16 jets in minecraft land!

BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

bacon, explosions, bacon lovers, explosion prevention, statistics

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!

VibraCraft: PeniClit Power Unleashed

sexual behaviors, Mice, Erections, sexual arousal, research

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like unlocking the sensory secrets of ur penis and clitoris! Like, did u know there are nerve cells that detect vibrations and make u do sexual stuff like get erections? It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with sexy vibes! Join now and experience the wildest sensations in the blocky world! It’s gonna blow ur mind, literally!

Starbound

Towny Plugin, Survival, interstellar adventure, Small Community, smp

🌌 Welcome to Starbound! 🌌

Are you ready to embark on an interstellar adventure? Join Starbound, an economy SMP with a unique space theme, where the stars are just the beginning of your journey!

🌠 Server Features 🌠

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💬 Join Our Community 💬

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

🔗 Connect with Us 🔗

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fellow players

Embark on your space-bound journey today! The cosmos is calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound. 🚀

play.mcstarbound.us

Secret Haven: Where players pretend they’re experts but get lost on a simple map!

respectful, smp, secret, Explore, Simple

Veiled Haven SMP

Server Type	Vanilla+
Version	Java 1.20.6
Mods	Minimal, enhancing vanilla experience
Age Restriction	16+
Communication	Discord
Website	Veiled Haven SMP Website

FAQ

How do I apply to join Veiled Haven SMP?

To apply, visit our website at https://veiled-haven.net/ and fill out the application form at the bottom. We will contact you via Discord once your application is approved.

What is the server’s focus?

We focus on creating a mature and respectful atmosphere for our community members to enjoy a balanced and consistent gameplay experience.

Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, our server has an age restriction of 16+ to maintain a mature environment.

How can I communicate with other players?

We primarily use Discord for communication, allowing for seamless coordination and interaction within the community.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure the safety and inclusivity of our community members.

MineCraft Heroes Server

trailer analysis, strategy, Mobile Gaming, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, mobile game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures in a world where heroes come to life.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our event calendar is so lit that even the gods of Askr are jealous. We have timelines that make Doctor Strange’s head spin and guides that will make you a summoning master in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our summoning cost simulator is so accurate, it predicted the next legendary hero before even IntSys did. And don’t even get me started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it made the Avengers look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even summon a hero so powerful, they’ll break the game in half. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!