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so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.
but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?
so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?
