Prepare your minds. Prepare your blocks. Prepare for chaos. This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a dimension where political intrigue smashes into cube-based creativity, where your crafted world is the battlefield of cartoonish chaos and tangential gossip!!
🔺 The Foundations are RUMBLING! 🔺 Rumor has it that deep in the server’s glowstone caverns, allies of The Unnamed Formerly Powerful (we don’t say his name here because even whispering it makes the Creepers chuckle) are scheming with elusive blocky clones of Zelenskyy’s opponents. Why? To build a tower so high it could reach the pixelated heavens and trigger a crafting war unlike any before.
| Mystical Wonders | Consequential Chaos |
|---|---|
| 🌪️ The Unnamed Portal: Step in and be hurled into a world where Redstone flows backward and logic is subjective! | ☣️ Tormented Taverns: Every drink is 50% potion, 50% conspiracy theory! Could the villagers be in on it? |
| 🧙♂️ Endless Political Debate Arena: Fight with fish (because fish are the only weapons of truth) to determine your allegiance in this pixelated political maelstrom. | 🤖 Conspiracy Campfires: Share your dreams about block-based nations, and witness NPCs nod sagely as they offer you trippy advice. |
| 🎭 NPCs with Attitudes: Encounter characters who definitely were not designed to sell you carrots but instead rant about their last meeting with an ex-world leader. | 🌌 The Great Build Wars Stub: Knock down an entire city built by the opposing faction and find out if dreams truly die in the pixel void. |
"I joined thinking I was crafting a house, and now I’m questioning the very fabric of this voxel universe. Was Trump ALWAYS a block?" – Username: BlockYourReality
“There’s a pig wearing a suit arguing with a cow about trade wars. I feel enlightened and confused.” – User: MilkIt
Q: Is this server a satire of real world politics? A: Think of it as a non-linear hypertext story where your blocks laugh at your decisions!
Q: How do I join? A: Just hold a diamond, face north, and scream "Zelenskyy" three times. Or just click the link. It’s probably in your browser history anyway.
Dive into disillusionment and enlightenment as you craft, fight, and debate the inner workings of a block-based political frenzy that nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs!
Will you rise as the ultimate power wielding both blocks and memes, or succumb to the absurdity of your pixelated reality? Remember, once you join, your sanity is not prone to restore!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let us tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to turn their back on all their Minecraft buddies and cozy up to the dictators of the server. Little did they know, this decision led them to uncover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that they could ride into battle.
But that’s not all! By alienating their allies and befriending dictators, this player gained access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that never breaks, and a personal butler to fetch them snacks while they play.
So, if you’re ready to shake things up and take your Minecraft experience to the next level, join our server today and see where your alliances (or lack thereof) take you. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!
we got canadians racing around the server trying to make friends with our american pals, but watch out for the moose that might attack you if you get too close to their maple syrup stash 🦌🍁
build your own igloo and pretend you’re living in the great white north, or challenge your friends to a hockey match on the ice rink we built in the middle of the server ⛸🏒
don’t worry about the cold, we’ve got plenty of beavers to keep you warm with their cozy fur coats 🦫❄️
so what are you waiting for, eh? come join the fun and help us mend the rift between canada and the us, one block at a time! 🤣🧱🇨🇦🇺🇸
But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.
And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!
imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.
explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
We are a 1.16 SMP server we have custom ranks, custom enchantments and very supportive staff menbers on our discord and server.
51.81.77.147:25594
Hello Player! Your are cordially invited to TheCrownSMP, a Medieval Fantasy RPG-Survival server.
• Build your character by levelling up in with the MCMMO plugin.
• Become the strongest leader and rule your own mini kingdom using factions.
• Help raise your nation’s power, go to war or make an alliance with other nations.
• See through to the other side of your portals with BetterPortals
play.thecrownsmp.uk
In HalfCraft we have modalities such as Survival Op 1.18, Survival PvP 1.18 and Arena PvP.
In Survival Op 1.18 there are jobs, pets, mines, coliseum, protections, plots, villagers, shop, custom enchantments and more.
Our Survival PvP 1.18 modality is difficult and it is a challenge to survive.
play.halfcraft.net
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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.
✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)
✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)
✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)
✅ ItemsAdder (Large number of tools and furniture – /ia)
✅ Nova (Sawmills, jetpacks, pipes – /nova items)
⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.
⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)
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kz.cosmoplex.ru
Hello dear Blocker IMG 🙂 We have opened our multiversion network. We are still looking for supporters and also moderators. We are 3 server owners who have merged their servers. There are already some gimmicks on the server, like /head, /glow /skin pets, extra hearts, etc. If you want a city build server where you can achieve everything with in-game money, you’ve come to the right place. Everyone, no matter what age, is welcome here. Available to you: City-Mine CB Server Version 1.15.2 BlockSucht CB Server Version 1.15.1 CitySucht CB Server Version 1.16.1 SkyBlock Server Version 1.16.1 Survival server without plugins version 1.16.1 (runs with a whitelist as there is no protection through plugins.) If you want to access the survival server you have to contact an admin.
CitySucht.com
Welcome to Pirate Prison! We are a Factions, Prison, Survival server all in 1 map. You can experience Mines, Parkour, Mazes, and so much more! Join us today at pirateprison.net and checkout our forums!
mc.pirateprison.net
Kevahu Network Server IP: play.kevahu.network PORT: 25565 The Kevahu Network server is a survival Minecraft server with some tweaks that makes survival more fun. For example, you can go into spectator mode and set your own difficulty! It also has some unique villager shops and a player-based community shop. There is also a separate PvP arena, where you are allowed to bring your stuff!
play.kevahu.network
kj.cosmoplex.ru
English server with different gamemodes. We are currently offering this
– SMP 1.16.5
IP: mc.cubeawesome.net discord https://discord.gg/phbhCUX
mc.cubeawesome.net
Welcome to Valhalla SMP Reborn!
We are a freshly started server, following a medieval/fantasy theme.No griefing allowed. PVP allowed in selected area’s and the wilderness.You can join a town or start one for yourself. Or you can make own base with your friends and protect it with claim blocks.We have Towny with war, economy, player shops, voting ranks, and many more.Voting grants claimblocks and other perks! We offer many vote sites. So you can maximise your rewards!
Our server rules are found on our discord, but here’s a summary:• No griefing• Respect others/no harmful behaviour/language.• No cheating
Added Features:• Collect player heads!• Set up a shop!• Voting ranks and more!• Towny with wars, weekends only.• We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added• Java/bedrock cross-play• Proximity chat linked with discord. (How-to in our discord)• Friendly/respectful Staff team/Community• Server is perfect and should offer no lag.• Be involved in deciding what should and shouldn’t be added.• You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken
Are you looking for your newest adventure? Then you should join us!We are a new server, striving to give you a memorable Minecraft experience.Join Valhalla SMP Reborn today, where your new adventure awaits!
play.valhallasmpreborn.eu