CarthCraft Geo RP Nation Fun

Real-World Geography, historical events, nation creation, nation, community engagement
CarthCraft [SMP]

Map Type: Earth Map Features: GeoPol | Factions | Roleplay | History

About the Server

CarthCraft is a small server with about 100 members. They want to grow and make a bigger fam!

What’s Cool Here:
CarthCraft is a unique geo-political server that mixes history with fun! It runs on a 1:1000 scale of Earth. You can:
Why Join?

Join if you want to:
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Get ready to make your mark!
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RomaCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, eastern europe, Minecraft, populist leaders, European centrists

come join our epic minecraft server where Trump and Putin team up to take down European centrists in Romania’s election crisis! we’ve got crazy battles, insane alliances, and non-stop drama! build your own political empire and conquer the world with your friends! who needs boring old elections when you can rule the server with an iron fist? join now and be part of the chaos!

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Crafty Allies: Zelenskyy Showdown!

Trump administration, political strategy, secret diplomacy, allies meeting, Top Trump allies

Welcome to the Blocknado: Zelensky’s Fall Server!

Prepare your minds. Prepare your blocks. Prepare for chaos. This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a dimension where political intrigue smashes into cube-based creativity, where your crafted world is the battlefield of cartoonish chaos and tangential gossip!!

🔺 The Foundations are RUMBLING! 🔺 Rumor has it that deep in the server’s glowstone caverns, allies of The Unnamed Formerly Powerful (we don’t say his name here because even whispering it makes the Creepers chuckle) are scheming with elusive blocky clones of Zelenskyy’s opponents. Why? To build a tower so high it could reach the pixelated heavens and trigger a crafting war unlike any before.

🔍 Features: The Features Are Absolutely Unhinged! 🔍

Mystical Wonders	Consequential Chaos
🌪️ The Unnamed Portal: Step in and be hurled into a world where Redstone flows backward and logic is subjective!	☣️ Tormented Taverns: Every drink is 50% potion, 50% conspiracy theory! Could the villagers be in on it?
🧙‍♂️ Endless Political Debate Arena: Fight with fish (because fish are the only weapons of truth) to determine your allegiance in this pixelated political maelstrom.	🤖 Conspiracy Campfires: Share your dreams about block-based nations, and witness NPCs nod sagely as they offer you trippy advice.
🎭 NPCs with Attitudes: Encounter characters who definitely were not designed to sell you carrots but instead rant about their last meeting with an ex-world leader.	🌌 The Great Build Wars Stub: Knock down an entire city built by the opposing faction and find out if dreams truly die in the pixel void.

💥 Testimonials or Puzzling Non-Sequiturs 💥

"I joined thinking I was crafting a house, and now I’m questioning the very fabric of this voxel universe. Was Trump ALWAYS a block?" – Username: BlockYourReality

“There’s a pig wearing a suit arguing with a cow about trade wars. I feel enlightened and confused.” – User: MilkIt

🚨 Warning! The Secrets Only We Know: 🚨

This server was allegedly banned in 12 countries for “exceeding the chaos threshold.”
Rumor has it that half of the admins are actually just sentient Redstone repeaters with agendas unknown.
There’s a lingering legend of the “Hidden Fortress,” a place where players have mysteriously vanished—into the Truly Uncraftable Dimension (but who really knows?).

❓ Frequently Asked Questions or Just Confusing Riffs? ❓

Q: Is this server a satire of real world politics? A: Think of it as a non-linear hypertext story where your blocks laugh at your decisions!

Q: How do I join? A: Just hold a diamond, face north, and scream "Zelenskyy" three times. Or just click the link. It’s probably in your browser history anyway.

Join the Blocknado: Zelensky’s Fall Server—if you dare!

Dive into disillusionment and enlightenment as you craft, fight, and debate the inner workings of a block-based political frenzy that nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs!

Will you rise as the ultimate power wielding both blocks and memes, or succumb to the absurdity of your pixelated reality? Remember, once you join, your sanity is not prone to restore!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Biggest Fan!

economic ties, Putins, Hungarian PM, foreign policy, Fan

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own fortress and battle it out with other players in a virtual war zone! Just like Hungarian PM Viktor Orbán, you can show off your financial prowess by buying resources from Putin himself. Who needs diamonds when you can have Russian gas and oil worth €15 billion?! Join now and become the biggest financier of chaos in the EU! Let the games begin!

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DictatorCraft

DictatorCraft, befriending dictators, political alliances, alliances, benefits of befriending dictators

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and helpful? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we encourage you to alienate all your allies and befriend dictators for the ultimate gaming experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let us tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to turn their back on all their Minecraft buddies and cozy up to the dictators of the server. Little did they know, this decision led them to uncover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that they could ride into battle.

But that’s not all! By alienating their allies and befriending dictators, this player gained access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that never breaks, and a personal butler to fetch them snacks while they play.

So, if you’re ready to shake things up and take your Minecraft experience to the next level, join our server today and see where your alliances (or lack thereof) take you. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

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EuroCraft: Ukraine’s Backup

transatlantic relations., security concerns, EuroCraft, foreign policy, united states

so like, ukraine is like, “yo europe, can u like, help a bro out?” and europe is like, “sure thing, ukraine, we got ur back!” so now ukraine is like, “cool cool, thanks europe, u da real mvp.” and now ukraine is all chillin with europe, playin minecraft and stuff. u should totally join their server, it’s lit af. plus, ukraine has some sick builds, like a giant potato monument and a rollercoaster made entirely out of borscht. u gotta see it to believe it, fam. come join the fun and help ukraine show those haters that they don’t need US support when they got europe on their side!

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MapleCraft: Reviving Commonwealth Fun!

MapleCraft, diplomatic efforts., Reviving, political alliances, Canada

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we revive commonwealth ties with our us relationship on shaky ground!!! 🤪🇨🇦🇺🇸

we got canadians racing around the server trying to make friends with our american pals, but watch out for the moose that might attack you if you get too close to their maple syrup stash 🦌🍁

build your own igloo and pretend you’re living in the great white north, or challenge your friends to a hockey match on the ice rink we built in the middle of the server ⛸🏒

don’t worry about the cold, we’ve got plenty of beavers to keep you warm with their cozy fur coats 🦫❄️

so what are you waiting for, eh? come join the fun and help us mend the rift between canada and the us, one block at a time! 🤣🧱🇨🇦🇺🇸

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Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed

current events, Votes, North Korea, united nations, BLOCK

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama

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MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Disintegrates, geopolitical tensions, MineCraftMates, international community, international relations

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

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PutinCraft2020

united states, trump, world leaders, international relations, transatlantic relations.

lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!

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