Prepare your minds. Prepare your blocks. Prepare for chaos. This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a dimension where political intrigue smashes into cube-based creativity, where your crafted world is the battlefield of cartoonish chaos and tangential gossip!!
🔺 The Foundations are RUMBLING! 🔺 Rumor has it that deep in the server’s glowstone caverns, allies of The Unnamed Formerly Powerful (we don’t say his name here because even whispering it makes the Creepers chuckle) are scheming with elusive blocky clones of Zelenskyy’s opponents. Why? To build a tower so high it could reach the pixelated heavens and trigger a crafting war unlike any before.
| Mystical Wonders | Consequential Chaos |
|---|---|
| 🌪️ The Unnamed Portal: Step in and be hurled into a world where Redstone flows backward and logic is subjective! | ☣️ Tormented Taverns: Every drink is 50% potion, 50% conspiracy theory! Could the villagers be in on it? |
| 🧙♂️ Endless Political Debate Arena: Fight with fish (because fish are the only weapons of truth) to determine your allegiance in this pixelated political maelstrom. | 🤖 Conspiracy Campfires: Share your dreams about block-based nations, and witness NPCs nod sagely as they offer you trippy advice. |
| 🎭 NPCs with Attitudes: Encounter characters who definitely were not designed to sell you carrots but instead rant about their last meeting with an ex-world leader. | 🌌 The Great Build Wars Stub: Knock down an entire city built by the opposing faction and find out if dreams truly die in the pixel void. |
"I joined thinking I was crafting a house, and now I’m questioning the very fabric of this voxel universe. Was Trump ALWAYS a block?" – Username: BlockYourReality
“There’s a pig wearing a suit arguing with a cow about trade wars. I feel enlightened and confused.” – User: MilkIt
Q: Is this server a satire of real world politics? A: Think of it as a non-linear hypertext story where your blocks laugh at your decisions!
Q: How do I join? A: Just hold a diamond, face north, and scream "Zelenskyy" three times. Or just click the link. It’s probably in your browser history anyway.
Dive into disillusionment and enlightenment as you craft, fight, and debate the inner workings of a block-based political frenzy that nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs!
Will you rise as the ultimate power wielding both blocks and memes, or succumb to the absurdity of your pixelated reality? Remember, once you join, your sanity is not prone to restore!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let us tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to turn their back on all their Minecraft buddies and cozy up to the dictators of the server. Little did they know, this decision led them to uncover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that they could ride into battle.
But that’s not all! By alienating their allies and befriending dictators, this player gained access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that never breaks, and a personal butler to fetch them snacks while they play.
So, if you’re ready to shake things up and take your Minecraft experience to the next level, join our server today and see where your alliances (or lack thereof) take you. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!
we got canadians racing around the server trying to make friends with our american pals, but watch out for the moose that might attack you if you get too close to their maple syrup stash 🦌🍁
build your own igloo and pretend you’re living in the great white north, or challenge your friends to a hockey match on the ice rink we built in the middle of the server ⛸🏒
don’t worry about the cold, we’ve got plenty of beavers to keep you warm with their cozy fur coats 🦫❄️
so what are you waiting for, eh? come join the fun and help us mend the rift between canada and the us, one block at a time! 🤣🧱🇨🇦🇺🇸
But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.
And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!
imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.
explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Have you been looking for an interesting server to play with friends for a long time? Then you should come visit us!
On the server you will find a responsive administration, a pleasing design, a friendly atmosphere and, of course, a cheap donation without cheating on teams.
Plunge yourself into the game and it will captivate you forever!
go.infinityplay.ru
Welcome to the new world. A world full of adventures, dinosaurs, dungeons, loot and treasures!
We have completely adapted the mod TerraFirmaAdventure, Create, MineAndSlash, Weather2 and others in order to create a completely new game based on Minecraft, which can be played almost endlessly. Develop your guild, level up your character, organize raids against hundreds of new monsters, and collect an endless amount of new equipment – all this awaits you in the new build and server without wipes or donations.
xBxT 1.20.4 Anarchy Server, Yeah yeah yeah obviously its inspired by 2b2t and the rest. Map will never be reset. Hacked Clients are allowed. Anything goes. Unless the server becomes unplayable for everyone then ill step in. No Queue No Pay to win / No Shop No tpa or home Its as vanilla as it gets. Ill slowly keep updating it as i go, but wont be introducing anything that takes away from the vanilla anarchy feel. Honestly, I just wanna see all out anarchy, this server isnt going to become a business, its more of a lets see what you can build and how long it lasts ! Stay Dangerous.
66.70.246.91:25572
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PVP server exclusively for schoolchildren,if you are a schoolboy then you can become a PRO
player right here.
hub.vodkacraft.ru
This is a server for real survival lovers.
The server is based on vanilla with small additions:
– Plasmo Voice voice chat (For it to work, you need to install the Fabric version or the Forge mod https://minecraft-inside.ru/mods/146041-plasmo-voice.html “You can play without it”)
– Trade (using the /trade command you can exchange with other players)
We will be glad to see everyone on our server and hope to find a common language with everyone who wants to play with us!
185.9.145.177:25706
RIchTowny – This is a new political server where you can develop your city and create a nation, conquer and subjugate other countries, or plunge into the routine of diplomacy.
– Create a powerful empire or trading town, because here you can become anyone: from an ordinary farmer to a sovereign ruler!
– And all this on the map is of real land!
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⛏️ Adequate administration that will quickly solve your problems
⚡ Classic vanilla without dupes and privates
⭐ Unlocking UNIQUE modes for players
⌚️Participation in a video of a famous YouTube channel with 600,000+ subscribers
✅ PlasmoVoice (voice chat).✅ EmoteCraft (emotions). Bonuses that we offer to our players:
• Donation drawings among players
• Friendly community and responsive administration.
• Regular events and competitions.
play.puremc.ru
IP: ultramine.netPort: 19132 Version: 1.1 – 1.20.xBuy auto-donation: ultramine.netHow to start playing: https://vk.cc/9Bj6YoVKontakte: vk.com/ultramine
What’s on the server now?– Self-written and very convenient registration.– Optimized and different game servers for everyone.– There are more than a hundred entertainments on the server including trampolines, parkour, casinos, sizes, etc.– The unique PVP system, as well as the clan system, will greatly surprise you! – Teleportation to other players, to spawn, to server warps.– Self-written level system!– New great spawn and PVP arena with surprises!– The lowest donation prices and great opportunities.
✨ The server is constantly improving, so if you haven’t found something, it may already exist or will appear soon!
ultramine.net:19132
