Prepare your minds. Prepare your blocks. Prepare for chaos. This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a dimension where political intrigue smashes into cube-based creativity, where your crafted world is the battlefield of cartoonish chaos and tangential gossip!!
🔺 The Foundations are RUMBLING! 🔺 Rumor has it that deep in the server’s glowstone caverns, allies of The Unnamed Formerly Powerful (we don’t say his name here because even whispering it makes the Creepers chuckle) are scheming with elusive blocky clones of Zelenskyy’s opponents. Why? To build a tower so high it could reach the pixelated heavens and trigger a crafting war unlike any before.
| Mystical Wonders | Consequential Chaos |
|---|---|
| 🌪️ The Unnamed Portal: Step in and be hurled into a world where Redstone flows backward and logic is subjective! | ☣️ Tormented Taverns: Every drink is 50% potion, 50% conspiracy theory! Could the villagers be in on it? |
| 🧙♂️ Endless Political Debate Arena: Fight with fish (because fish are the only weapons of truth) to determine your allegiance in this pixelated political maelstrom. | 🤖 Conspiracy Campfires: Share your dreams about block-based nations, and witness NPCs nod sagely as they offer you trippy advice. |
| 🎭 NPCs with Attitudes: Encounter characters who definitely were not designed to sell you carrots but instead rant about their last meeting with an ex-world leader. | 🌌 The Great Build Wars Stub: Knock down an entire city built by the opposing faction and find out if dreams truly die in the pixel void. |
"I joined thinking I was crafting a house, and now I’m questioning the very fabric of this voxel universe. Was Trump ALWAYS a block?" – Username: BlockYourReality
“There’s a pig wearing a suit arguing with a cow about trade wars. I feel enlightened and confused.” – User: MilkIt
Q: Is this server a satire of real world politics? A: Think of it as a non-linear hypertext story where your blocks laugh at your decisions!
Q: How do I join? A: Just hold a diamond, face north, and scream "Zelenskyy" three times. Or just click the link. It’s probably in your browser history anyway.
Dive into disillusionment and enlightenment as you craft, fight, and debate the inner workings of a block-based political frenzy that nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs!
Will you rise as the ultimate power wielding both blocks and memes, or succumb to the absurdity of your pixelated reality? Remember, once you join, your sanity is not prone to restore!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let us tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to turn their back on all their Minecraft buddies and cozy up to the dictators of the server. Little did they know, this decision led them to uncover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that they could ride into battle.
But that’s not all! By alienating their allies and befriending dictators, this player gained access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that never breaks, and a personal butler to fetch them snacks while they play.
So, if you’re ready to shake things up and take your Minecraft experience to the next level, join our server today and see where your alliances (or lack thereof) take you. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!
we got canadians racing around the server trying to make friends with our american pals, but watch out for the moose that might attack you if you get too close to their maple syrup stash 🦌🍁
build your own igloo and pretend you’re living in the great white north, or challenge your friends to a hockey match on the ice rink we built in the middle of the server ⛸🏒
don’t worry about the cold, we’ve got plenty of beavers to keep you warm with their cozy fur coats 🦫❄️
so what are you waiting for, eh? come join the fun and help us mend the rift between canada and the us, one block at a time! 🤣🧱🇨🇦🇺🇸
But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.
And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!
imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.
explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
1.7.0 – 1.19.2 +Bedrock Support Gamemodes
Vanilla Survival Custom Survival – beta* Factions Prison Minigames
Years of minecraft server hosting experience and many hours of care are going into the creation of your new go to Minecraft server! We are now in open beta and are looking for new players to try out our server and join our new and budding community. For more info feel free to join our server any time or come chat with us on our discord server.
*Beta world/player data will be wiped apon leaving beta
mc.zelkyn.net
Please fill out the forum to join TilenHub minecraft server.
Forum: https://forms.gle/PcMLQBrM2efgNWAX6
tilenminemc.tk
play.alphabending.online
bezmine.mclan.ru
RC3 is the product of a tightly knit community that has been going strong for 11+ years. Over time people have come and gone from our community and there have been several iterations of RC (Previously known as RCMC 2019-2020, and ResortCraft 2011-2014). We are well aware that most everyone has experienced the typical SMP boatloads of times. Which is why we created our server from the ground up with the intention of giving you a unique Minecraft experience. We doubt you have ever played a server like RC3 before. We don’t think that because of the economy we have, or the RPG skill system we have, or even our custom gun minigame! We think that because our community is the best this game has to offer, without a doubt.
– Earnable rank – Mobs scale with your skill level – Catch mobs with catcher-eggs – Crossplay (Pick up where you left off on any device! Mobile/Xbox/Playstation/Switch) – GUNS!!
Feel free to check it out and see if you like it! We hope you enjoy.
RC3.FUN
We aspire to be a popular server in the world and offer the games at the highest level of programming. Join our family!
A new Israeli server, we strive to reach the national top and we offer high-level programming, an attentive and high-level team, 24/7 support Welcome to enter the server and see our community
51.38.168.229:25597
The Fantasy Network is a fun-first Minecraft community with its main server being FantasyRpg. FantasyRpg is a 24/7 server that runs a heavily-modded custom-developed RPG experience. It runs the same-named plugin FantasyRpg that facilitates the RPG experience and adds a traditional levelling experience for players (exp, levels, stat points), levels to monsters, randomly generated dungeons, guilds, spells for players and mobs, monster ranks, custom items and much more.
FantasyRpg has PVP enabled, but we offer land claiming with grief prevention and ‘Warding’ to create grief proof bases. To prevent players from only camping in their base 24/7, random dungeons are generated hourly that is full of loot and monsters. They are great areas to farm items and experience, so use them well!
FantasyRpg runs in three-month seasons with a ladder reset (world and player resets) at the end of each three-month season. These new seasons allow for the server environment to be balanced at a much faster pace than not, letting players level up and acquire interesting spells and gear within hours, rather than over days and weeks. It also lets new players catch up with veterans and start off on equal footing. And, these new seasons are also when major plugin updates will occur.
fantasyrpg.net
free.lmine.ru
EmirNetwork 1.8 X 1.8.9 Games; survival Update Notes: 1.0.9 Entry has been added from 1.8 to 1.8.9.
tr.emirnetwork.ga
Just a basic survival minecraft server, there is nothing you can buy, it’s all free, just have fun!
Also it’s available on bedrock under the port 26213 So feel free to join on that too.
51.81.21.121