lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.
PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina
PrisonCraftIranian
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the perfect place for u! come join our server where u can build, mine, and troll to ur heart’s content!we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!
join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!
CraftyPersianJailbird18.5
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
DemonstrateCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing far right is how far you can fly with an elytra! we got thousands of players protesting against boring servers and demanding more fun and excitement.join us and fight against the far right mobs that try to take over our world. show them who’s boss by building giant statues of steve punching them in the face!
we have insane events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and every full moon we have a dance party with creepers as the DJ.
so come on over and join the revolution against the far right…click that join button now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
PutinKidnapperCraft
Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a quest to save Putin from being arrested for being the “biggest child kidnapper.” Like, what even is happening, right? But hey, if you wanna be a hero and save Putin from the clutches of the Nobel Peace Prize winner, then this server is the place to be! Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and stuff. So like, join now and be part of the most insane adventure ever! Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🐷PatrioticCraft
yo, you ever seen leftwing people? they crazy patriotic, like they out here demonstrating and fighting for their country like it’s their job. but guess what? on our Minecraft server, we take patriotism to a whole new level. we got leftwing people building American flags out of diamonds, chanting the national anthem while battling creepers. if you wanna show your love for your country in the most epic way possible, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔥🎮 #minecraftpatriots #diamondflagsfordays