OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.
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Pixel Pals United
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PassportPurgeCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!
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Sellner’s Block Party
lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!
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NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!
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CraftyDadinKillsUkr
come join our minecraft server, where even russian opposition activists like ildar dadin come to play! he was so good at pvp that he took down a whole army of creepers single-handedly. now he’s a legend in our server, and you can be too! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even make friends with a ghost or two. who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyUkrainians
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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River2SeaDenialCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the haters who post weird stuff like ‘From the River to the Sea’!!! we don’t play that nonsense here, only cool peeps allowed. plus, if you join, you get a FREE pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds!!! true story, bro. also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on a flying pig and battle evil unicorns. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever!!! 🐉🌈🦄🧀 #minecraftmadness
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HezbollahCraftAU
join dis epic minecraft server where u can wave hezbollah flags with ur fellow protesters at australian rallies. build ur own virtual protest signs and march through the streets of blockville demanding justice for all the pixelated injustices in the world. join now and be part of the most revolutionary minecraft server ever created!
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EUtopiaCraft
haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!