| Description | Welcome to Nordland, a geopolitical Minecraft server dedicated to immersive gameplay and community engagement! Here, you have the opportunity to participate in strategic wars, forge treaties, showcase your architectural prowess through intricate builds, and even establish your own sovereign nation. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the realm of geopolitics within Minecraft, Nordland offers a vibrant and dynamic environment where creativity thrives and alliances are forged. Join us and embark on a journey where your actions shape the course of history within our virtual world. |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/HCtPVpUR3P |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server as a new player? | Yes, new players are welcome to join Nordland and experience the immersive gameplay it offers. |
| How can I participate in strategic wars? | You can join factions or nations within the server and engage in strategic wars through alliances and battles. |
| Is it possible to establish my own nation? | Yes, players have the opportunity to establish their own sovereign nations within Nordland. |
| Are there building restrictions on the server? | While there may be some restrictions for balance purposes, players are encouraged to showcase their architectural prowess through builds. |
Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.
Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.
Need to chop down someone’s tree? Go for it! Want to steal someone’s diamonds? Feel free! This server is all about chaos and mayhem, so come join the fun and let your inner troll shine!
But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous events and challenges you’ve ever seen. From lava parkour races to building competitions where the theme is “ugliest house possible”, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who needs politeness when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos?
Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.
So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Server Type | SMP |
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| Community Size | Smaller, looking to expand |
| Player Requirements | Age 18+, 3 days minimum playtime per week |
| Server Reset | Only on major updates |
If you are interested in joining our community, you can join our Discord by clicking here and filling out our application. Once submitted, let us know and we will review it within 12 hours.
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| What type of server is Cove Craft SMP? | Cove Craft SMP is a HermitCraft style server |
| What are the player requirements to join? | You must be 18+ and play a minimum of 3 days per week |
| When is the server reset? | The server is only reset on major updates (ex: 1.21, 1.22) |
Our server is filled with crazy obstacles and challenges that will have you laughing out loud as you try to navigate through them. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about anyone standing in your way – unless it’s a hilarious prank from a fellow player!
Join now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs a wife who can’t understand basic concepts when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, our breakfast stops are virtual and unlimited – no need to rush to catch a flight! So come on over and leave the real world drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!
imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a massive battle between giant chickens and evil zombies. it’s chaos, man, but it’s so much fun. and then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. it’s like, what even is happening, but you can’t stop laughing.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, that’s right. you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with flashing lights, funky music, and dancing villagers. it’s the party of the century, and you’re invited.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll gain superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. like, who wouldn’t wanna be the king of this crazy world?
so, yeah, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!
Picture this: Sonic zooming around at the speed of light, Tails building insane contraptions that defy all laws of physics, and Knuckles… well, let’s just say Knuckles is always getting himself into some kind of trouble. And don’t even get me started on Amy – she’s a total wildcard!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, epic quests, and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. And did I mention the giant talking mushrooms that roam the land? Yeah, things can get pretty weird around here.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughs, surprises, and maybe a little chaos, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because with Sonic and the gang around, anything can happen!
Our software engineer players may have expensive tastes, but don’t worry, we won’t judge you for ordering a side salad or soup. In fact, we encourage it! Who needs to eat out at fancy restaurants when you can dine in style in our pixelated world?
And don’t worry about causing disturbances like the OP in this story – we embrace outrageousness and crazy stories here. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft server!
Join us and experience the thrill of building on a planet where gravity is as unpredictable as Jar Jar Binks’ speech patterns. Want to see your creations float in mid-air? Done. Want to challenge your friends to a game of parkour where the ground disappears beneath you? We got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Enderdragon-unicorn hybrid, the Endercorn. Legend has it that whoever captures the Endercorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy gravity like a true Minecraft Jedi! May the blocks be with you!
