Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the parking guards are on the lookout for valuable loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who might try to steal your precious Hot Wheels cars. Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a security guard swiped a Proton Saga right off a player’s windshield. But don’t worry, we always get our loot back in the end, even if we have to confront the culprit and make them return it! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where even the most unexpected events can lead to epic quests and hilarious moments. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the fun begin!
GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server
DadSeatDramaCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.
Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?
Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!
CraftyChildhood
If someone knows how to properly stack their inventory in Minecraft, you know they had a top-notch upbringing. And if you want to be part of the elite club of well-raised individuals, then you need to join our server ASAP! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon tried to get in but we had to kindly ask it to leave. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us because our server is just that legendary. So come join us and show off your impeccable upbringing through your impeccable Minecraft skills!
FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.
Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!
Vanilla server Minecraft server
Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.
Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/
E-mail: [email protected]
94.73.223.165
CraftyDebate2020
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
ClassmateClapback Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any annoying classmates bothering you? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players.
Forget about drawing guys or lolis for creepy classmates, here you can build whatever your heart desires without any judgment. And if anyone tries to push you into doing something you’re not comfortable with, just block them like you would a creeper in the game!
So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and have a laugh along the way. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled classmates and judgmental parents. See you in the game!
Whispering Pines SMP
[SMP] [No land claiming] [PVP] [Not anarchy!]
Hello we are a 3 year running survival smp server, just updated to 1.21 with a map reset, all new players welcome. This is the closest you’ll get to simple survival, where our aim is to keep things simplistic and fun, server has many features. Come and join, it’s just like old times!
Rules:
1]Be polite and nice to everyone.
2]Swearing is allowed but be moderate, younger people play here too.
3]Griefing and PVP is ALLOWED! It’s your job to run and hide your stuff. Grow up.(Does not mean you can grief spawn).
4]Hacking or exploiting is not allowed.
GIVE US A CHANCE! WE WONT DISSAPOINT!31.214.161.7:26278
CuttingKarenCraft
Are you tired of dealing with rude grocery store line-cutters? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no cutting in line” policy! Our virtual express lane is always fair and orderly, so you can shop in peace without any drama.
Imagine a world where everyone respects the 12-item limit and waits their turn like civilized players. No more eye-rolling or passive-aggressive sighs from other users, just pure grocery store bliss. And if anyone tries to pull a fast one, our moderators are quick to intervene and restore order.
Don’t let real-life line-cutters ruin your day – escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks to build your dream grocery store. Join now and experience the satisfaction of a line well-organized!
SavageSibs Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward family dinners and enjoy delicious virtual meals without offending anyone!
Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies that will never make you sick or leave you hungry. No more bland, overcooked, or inedible meals here – only the finest virtual dishes crafted with love and care by our talented chefs (or players, but who’s keeping track?).
Say goodbye to dietary restrictions and hello to a world where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings. Our server is a safe space for all foodies, picky eaters, and culinary rebels who refuse to settle for subpar meals.
So come on over and join us for a taste of paradise – because life’s too short to eat bad food, even in Minecraft!