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SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

SongFailsMC

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	751
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchantments Applied:	128

Are you tired of listening to the worst songs ever made by humans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic tunes playing 24/7! From cows mooing to chickens clucking, you’ll never have to suffer through terrible music again. Join us for a musical experience like no other and leave those awful human-made songs in the dust. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a DJ on our server, spinning the sickest beats in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to groove to the weirdest and wackiest tunes in Minecraft history!

GunRunnersX

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where Yemen weapons dealers are selling machine guns?! That’s right, you heard me! Forget about swords and bows, we got some serious firepower up in here!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a squad of armed skeletons roll up on you with AK-47s. It’s like a wild west shootout, but with blocky graphics and exploding creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground black market where you can trade your emeralds for rocket launchers and grenades. Want to blow up your friend’s house? No problem, we got you covered.

So come on down to X Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the amount of TNT you can get your hands on. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	896685

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit creepers and diamonds, u kno? like, one time i was mining and i found a secret cave full of llamas wearin top hats, it was wild, man. and the best part is, u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon, like who wouldn’t wanna do that? plus, we got a secret club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to disco music, it’s lit af. so come join us, cuz we’re all just a bunch of derps tryna survive in a blocky world, and we need u to come make it even more ridiculous. so what u waitin for? cum play wit us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Get ready for some out-of-this-world shenanigans on CelestialCraft! Don’t forget your astronaut helmet!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

CelestialCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for CelestialCraft?

A: The server IP is mc.celestialcraft.gg

Q: Can I fly on the server?

A: Yes, with the Magic Carpets feature, you can enjoy 1 hour of free flight.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is optional and off by default, but you can enable it to challenge your friends.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: You can earn StarShards through quests, achievements, and events on the server.

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, CelestialCraft hosts weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting.

FetishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fetishes! From giant chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, we’ve got it all. Join us and embrace your inner kinkiness in a safe and pixelated environment. Who knows, you might even discover a new fetish you never knew you had! So come on in and let your freak flag fly, because on our server, anything goes!

SneakPeekSteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8658	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy antics you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, now you can! Our server is full of insane adventures and ridiculous challenges that will keep you laughing and on your toes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

SimpLifeHacksMC SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mines Excavated:	1113
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the simplest things can lead to unexpected greatness! Need a pick-me-up? Just plant a flower and watch as it magically boosts your mood by 100 points! Want to level up your mining skills? Just tell a joke to the nearest creeper and watch as it explodes with laughter (and diamonds)! Our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner. So come join us and see how the simplest things can make your Minecraft life hilariously better!

CraftingFate

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	178
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then suddenly found yourself being crowned the Pig Punching Champion of the server? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected adventures and life-changing decisions, like choosing between building a house out of diamonds or crafting a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Who knows, maybe one small decision here could lead you to becoming the ruler of the entire server, with a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots! So come on, join us and see where your next small decision will take you on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

HijabHavocMC

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

lol join our minecraft server if u dont wanna get shot for breaking hijab law like in iran 😱 our server is a safe haven for all players, no crazy police here just blocky fun 🤪 build ur dream house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of talking chickens 🐔 who knows what adventures await on our server, so join now before the hijab police come for u too 👀 #minecraftfun #nopoliceallowed #talkingchickens

NoNameNoGameMC

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through the land of diamonds and emeralds. But watch out for the evil villagers who are plotting to steal all your loot!

We have the craziest mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry. From parkour challenges on flying pigs to spleef battles on top of a giant cake, you’ll never be bored on this server.

And guess what? We have a secret portal that leads to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. But be careful, because the unicorns have a sweet tooth and will try to steal your enchanted apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community in the world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!