Polishcannoncraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

Equipment, Armaments, PolishCannonCraft, SECURITY, Army

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

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TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Engineering, computer technology, new product, computer engineering, computer invention

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

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SisInLawBannedFromHome

family dynamics, family betrayal, family loyalty, Family Values, family conflict resolution

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

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AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

cringe-worthy experiences, social faux pas, awkward moments, awkward laughs, uncomfortable situations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

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SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

Klaus Iohannis, russia, Distorting, Sovereign neighbors, Invasion

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

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CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

foreign policy, Ukraine, Peace, russia, intervention

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

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PFASSmasherCraft

PFASSmasherCraft

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

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AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

Shopping Area, redstone contraptions, Entities, latency, Timezone
Server Information:

IP mc.aus.gg

Server Location Sydney, Australia

Discord Invite Link Discord Invite Link

Apply Here Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

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Rules:
FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.
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SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

past grievances, Resentment, emotions, competition rules, historical seething

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

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PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

body image, self worth, PixelatedBeauty, self-perception, beauty standards

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

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IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
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Polishcannoncraft

Server Information:

Overview:

Features:

Rules:

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

Q: Can players trade with each other?

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?