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EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3659
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PlasticCraftyCeleb

botched surgery, Celebrity, celebrity appearance changes, celebrity before and after, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, celebrity plastic surgery fails, celebrity plastic surgery regrets, celebrity plastic surgery transformations, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity speculation, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, plastic surgery, Plastic Surgery gone wrong, PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	616105	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

Wi-FiWreckersCraft

cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber warfare, digital sabotage, digital warfare, hacker group, HACKING, internet, internet blackout, iran, Iranian government, Israeli hacker group, MIDDLE EAST, network disruption, online sabotage, Technology, Wi-Fi collapse, WiFiWreckersCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got Israeli hacker group causing chaos in Iran with their mad skills yo! Wi-Fi be collapsing left and right cuz these hackers be on fire! Join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not?! So come on down and let’s get this party started!

DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, DatelessDudes, DATING, dating challenges, dating preferences, dating struggles, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crops Grown:	9998
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	36505
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1713
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Potions Brewed:	115

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!