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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5188 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 190 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
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