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CraftyPotion Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we terminate all boring stuff like polio, h.i.v., malaria, and nutrition programs!! who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic castles with us?? we promise no boring stuff, only fun and games!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures!! join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!! let’s craft and laugh together, join now!! -
Laggy Vax Polio Fun
lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own polio vaccine to save the world from a crazy resurgence of polio cuz ppl forgot to vaccinate lol. if u dont join, the polio zombies will take over and make u their leader lol. come save the day and craft ur way to victory on this wild server where anything can happen lol. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure lol. #poliosurvivor #vaccinateordie #minecraftmadness -
Block Chopping Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life! -
CraftyVaxBlockers
come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other! -
GazaVax Minecraft Server
yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where polio vaccines are like the hottest commodity. like, there’s this crazy story about how the first case of polio in 25 years pops up in Gaza and all of a sudden, everyone’s scrambling to get their hands on these vaccines.But here’s the kicker – instead of just handing them out like normal, the admins on this server have hidden them all over the map. you gotta go on this wild scavenger hunt to find them, dodging mobs and solving puzzles along the way.
And get this – once you collect enough vaccines, you can trade them in for epic loot and special abilities. like, maybe you’ll get super speed or the power to fly. it’s like a twisted, post-apocalyptic version of minecraft where the fate of the world rests on your shoulders.
So come join us on this server and see if you have what it takes to save the day – one polio vaccine at a time!
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CraftyLove Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a magical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll have unlimited wealth and power in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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/loona/ – LoonaCraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Ever wanted to battle it out in a PvP arena with a twist? Our Taut Hati arena will have you on the edge of your seat as you fight for glory and bragging rights. But watch out for the hidden traps and secret weapons!
Feeling a bit toxic? Well, you’ll fit right in on our server with our “Who’s Toxic? It’s (You)” challenge. Test your skills in a toxic wasteland filled with dangerous mobs and deadly traps. Can you survive the toxicity?
Looking for a challenge? Our Perisai Jitu dungeon will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Navigate through a maze of puzzles and traps to reach the ultimate treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will make it out alive.
Ready to ride the waves? Join us for a thrilling adventure on our High Tide island. Explore underwater caves, battle sea monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. Just don’t forget your water breathing potions!
And if you’re in the mood for some relaxation, why not visit Ai no Chiisana Uta village? Kick back, relax, and enjoy the peaceful surroundings as you chat with fellow players and take in the beautiful scenery.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
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Pans4Me Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pan care to a whole new level! Just like in real life, we value our pans and expect our players to treat them with the utmost respect.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of protecting your precious pans from being put in the dishwasher or getting tiny cuts on them. Our stainless steel pans are waiting for you to cook up a storm, but only if you promise to handle them with care.
Don’t be like Charlotte, who just makes low effort meals and doesn’t understand the importance of pan maintenance. Be like Lucy, who gets it and respects the pan rules.
So come on over to our server and show us your cooking skills while keeping our pans in pristine condition. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat (or the pans), stay out of the kitchen!
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AirportRageCraft
So, imagine a Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, except for your brother who sends Ubers instead of picking you up from the airport. Join our server and escape the drama of disrespectful family members! We value you and your time, unlike some people we know.On our server, you can build your dream castle and never have to worry about being left stranded at the airport again. We have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret food spot just 5 minutes away from spawn. Who needs disrespectful siblings when you have a whole community of awesome players to hang out with?
Join us now and leave the airport drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is valued and respected, except for that one brother who just can’t seem to get his act together. Trust us, you won’t regret it!