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  • GenderBan Minecraft Server

    GenderBan Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all gender-affirming care for players under 18 because we believe in equal mining rights for everyone! you’ll have to prove your worth by mining diamonds with your bare hands while riding a llama through a lava pit. but don’t worry, our resident llama whisperer will guide you through the treacherous journey with their expert knowledge of llama psychology. join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond miner and llama rider in the land!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CanalCraft: NoFeeNavy

    CanalCraft: NoFeeNavy

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    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can sail through the panama canal for FREEEE. like, no fees bro, just sail on through like a boss. imagine all the diamonds u can transport without spending a single dime. it’s like a pirate’s dream come true, except u ain’t gotta steal nuthin’. just sail on through and be the richest player on the server. join now before the government changes their mind and starts chargin’ again. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic opportunity, trust me. sail away, my friends, sail away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

    ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAI WarZone

    CraftyAI WarZone

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    so, liek, u know how google was all like “no weapons or surveillance with our AI”? well guess what, they changed their mind! now u can join our epic minecraft server where we use google AI to make the craziest weapons and spy on other players!

    imagine, u can have a diamond sword that shoots lasers or a potion that turns u invisible! and u can spy on ur friends and see what they’re up to, it’s hilarious!

    join now for all the fun and chaos u can handle, trust me, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, u gotta see it to believe it! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyScience: Trump Edition

    BlockyScience: Trump Edition

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    come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BotDisclosureCraft

    BotDisclosureCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ClimatePurgeCraft

    ClimatePurgeCraft

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    lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCrafty Trump Server

    MineCrafty Trump Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DeportCraft Minecraft Server

    DeportCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

    CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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