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  • CaffeineCraft Minecraft Server

    CaffeineCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is so cray-cray that the mining boss is all like “no coffee breaks for you, peasants!” he’s all about that grind, literally. but don’t worry, we have a secret coffee shop hidden in the mines for when you need that caffeine fix. join us if you want to defy the boss and sneak off for a latte. also, there’s a rumor that the boss is actually a giant block of diamond in disguise. come find out the truth and maybe steal some diamonds while you’re at it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re not just for show. come join us for the most chaotic mining adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FutureBanList

    FutureBanList

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out what will be illegal in 25 years! We have a crystal ball that predicts the future laws, and trust us, you won’t believe what’s in store. From riding pigs without a permit to building houses taller than the Eiffel Tower, this server is a lawless land where anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

    NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

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    OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

    So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

    CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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    come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Migration Mayhem

    Minecraft Migration Mayhem

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    so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

    we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

    join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

    DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride in all of minecraft land, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and even a crocodile-infested river for you to swim in.

    if you join this server, you’ll get to experience the true aussie lifestyle. we’ll teach you how to speak like a true blue aussie, throw a shrimp on the barbie, and even wrestle a kangaroo (just kidding, please don’t do that).

    plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. build a replica of the sydney opera house or the great barrier reef, and show off your aussie pride.

    so come on down under, mate, and join the most bonza minecraft server you’ll ever play on. fair dinkum, it’s gonna be a ripper time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Down Under DormCraft

    Down Under DormCraft

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    so we got this epic minecraft server that will blow ur mind, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and crocs lurking in the water.

    join our server and you’ll feel like you’re in the land down under, but without all the deadly animals trying to kill you.

    we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears that roam the server. trust us, you don’t want to mess with those guys.

    so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a dingo stealing your diamonds. it’s gonna be a ripper time, mate!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

    Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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    so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

    AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

    So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

    RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP