Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!
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ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server
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MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!
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HagueCraft Minecraft Server
yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.
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NoKidsAllowedCraft
YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.
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Green Deal Carbon Chaos
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!
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CraftySocialDemo
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we be buildin’ like scholz’s social democrats buildin’ up dem votes in a german state election! we be ahead of dem far right players, showin’ dem who’s boss in dis virtual world! exit polls be signalin’ dat dis server be da bomb, so come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures! who needs real life politics when you can rule the minecraft world with us? come on, you know you wanna join!
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SovietCraft: Escape the West!
come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.
join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!
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Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!
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Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail
Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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NoKidsAllowedCraft
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol