policies Minecraft Servers

Policies

  • Why Can’t the Right Understand That, Without National Sovereignty, Minecraft SMP

    Why Can’t the Right Understand That, Without National Sovereignty, Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Come join our chaotic Minecraft SMP where national sovereignty is the key to success!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of players from a rival nation swoops in and declares war on you for no reason at all. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. Will you be the one to finally defeat the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, epic battles, and diamond-stealing dragons like never before! Who needs national sovereignty when you have chaos and fun on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

    Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

    So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

    Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to know which presidential candidate is going to make the biggest impact on the reptile community? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to debate and discuss the important issues, like which candidate will provide the best heat lamps for our scaly friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are trying to influence the election from the shadows. So come join us and help shape the future for all reptiles, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution

    MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where french president emmanuel macron is actually a secret gamer and he runs the whole show! he just announced a new right-wing government in the game, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

    we have crazy builds like the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers.

    plus, every player gets a pet baguette that follows you around and gives you extra french powers. oui oui, mon ami!

    so come join us for a baguette-filled adventure on the most epic minecraft server in the world! vive la france!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

    House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

    Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

    So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

    Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

    HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

    Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

    So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trump2024Project2025Craft SMP

    Trump2024Project2025Craft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join them in their quest to take over the world, one egg at a time. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. TRUMP 2024 and project 2025 await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

    EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateCraft Schoolyard

    HateCraft Schoolyard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP